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Moments that make you want to facepalm so hard

Last posted May 31, 2011 at 06:47PM EDT. Added May 27, 2011 at 03:07AM EDT
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Dane wrote:

So you believe that God made all the animals that evolved into other ones?

I believe that God made the universe; whether he did so in a literal Genesis 1-2 fashion is debatable, but ultimately unimportant theologically to my mind.

I also believe that to disbelieve evolution happens is naive. You may doubt certain aspects of evolutionary theory (e.g. that humans evolved from other primates) or reject naturalistic abiogenesis (i.e. the concept that non-living matter turned into living matter spontaneously without help of a higher power), but to reject the simple, plain definition of evolution ("change in the gene pool of a population from generation to generation by such processes as mutation, natural selection, and genetic drift") as being an actual phenomenon? Foolishness. The mere fact that you are not a clone of your parents shows this to be observably happening, and ultimately trivial.

Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

Oh good lord, please don't let this thread become a reiligious argument thread. I HATE when that happens.

There are a number of subjects I despise getting caught in a debate concerning. Religion is not one of them in the slightest.

THIS IS NOT A RELIGIOUS ARGUMENT THREAD! People who turn normal threads into religious debates (and those who fuel it) make me face-palm… HARD…

Because…

… About religion.

Last edited May 28, 2011 at 11:22PM EDT

@1011061:
If this isn't a religious argument, then why are you arguing with me about religion?

If you don't give a shit, that's fine, I don't want a shit. Feel free to ignore any of my posts.

@religtard war

See?! What did I say?!

(BTW Amy, it's called intelligent design; I believe it too. Main law of science; something can not be made out of nothing, so something had to create the universe. Just saiyan.)

Last edited May 29, 2011 at 12:13AM EDT

Kalmo wrote:

@religtard war

See?! What did I say?!

(BTW Amy, it's called intelligent design; I believe it too. Main law of science; something can not be made out of nothing, so something had to create the universe. Just saiyan.)

Actually, ID as it's commonly presented has a number of logical problems, but I've never been convinced that large-scale evolutionary theory (the sort of "humans evolved from apes which evolved from rodents which evolved from lizards which evolved from fish which evolved from protozoans" type theory) has better solutions to those problems. ID is more of a philosophical concept than hard science.

Discord, Bringer of Chaos wrote:

I'm facepalming at the argument that went from bitching about random things that piss us off to a religious debate.

I would say amen, but I'm afraid I might offend people with conflicting religious views…

Brucker wrote:

Hiroman wrote:

Creationists

Dane wrote:

When people believe in evolution.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

(BTW, I'm a creationist who believes in evolution, so go figure that one out…)

Ladies, gentlemen, and bronies: This is a PSA from yours truly: Just responding to the question in the thread title. I won’t argue about who is right or wrong. Good news! You can believe in anything you want ! Even in the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Longcat!

(Though that won't stop me from facepalming)

Hiroman wrote:

Ladies, gentlemen, and bronies: This is a PSA from yours truly: Just responding to the question in the thread title. I won’t argue about who is right or wrong. Good news! You can believe in anything you want ! Even in the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Longcat!

(Though that won't stop me from facepalming)

FINALLY.

Jeez, I leave for a night, and this happens. Hell, we weren't even arguing.

@AccessDenied:
I would argue with you, but this is KYM. We're all just a wierd-ass family, so arguing would make it worse.

Y'know, some websites with forums have a forum section set aside for arguing and flaming in order to reduce its prevalence in the rest of the sections.

Ashbot wrote:

I remember my uncle was playing super mario for the first time and thought the mushroom was the same as a goomba so he ran from the mushroom. I facepalmed while laughing.

Wasn't he playing the Super Mario Bros 2: The Lost Levels?

Last edited May 29, 2011 at 03:42PM EDT

Dane wrote:

Jeez, I leave for a night, and this happens. Hell, we weren't even arguing.

@AccessDenied:
I would argue with you, but this is KYM. We're all just a wierd-ass family, so arguing would make it worse.

Hm, that's kind of a nice way to put it, a weird family.

(Lemme guess, I'm 9 year old Timmy who runs around causing mischief).

Piano wrote:

Hm, that's kind of a nice way to put it, a weird family.

(Lemme guess, I'm 9 year old Timmy who runs around causing mischief).

I think you're more like the deformed cousin Bobby who we keep in the attic who we feed fish-heads and oatmeal to keep peaceful.

Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

I think you're more like the deformed cousin Bobby who we keep in the attic who we feed fish-heads and oatmeal to keep peaceful.

Don't you think that's more fitting for Troll_Hater 3.0?

Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:

I think you're more like the deformed cousin Bobby who we keep in the attic who we feed fish-heads and oatmeal to keep peaceful.

Yum!

Hiroman wrote:

Yum!

…….

Here's the way I see it:

Chrismen and Katie Starshine: The grandparents of the family that speak wonderous tales of when "The first meme came out" And when "There were never hackers".

Olivia and Brad: The parents that look over all of us and make sure we're safe.

Dane and Kalmo: The two Uncles who are usually hard on us but love us nonetheless.

Serious Cat, Hiroman, Dinner, and Suseiseki: The big bros.

Access Denied: The middle brother.

Me, Alex, and all the other notable newbies: The little brothers.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

Ashbot and Access Denied are the middle bros.

Ginger Snap and Ashley Rodriguez are the little sisters.

Last edited May 29, 2011 at 05:53PM EDT

Vlad wrote:

One person in my History class gave a report filled with references to Modern Warfare 2. Unsurprisingly, they failed.

Your grammar error makes me facepalm.

Katie C. wrote:

Your grammar error makes me facepalm.

Wow, you must be really grammar Nazi-ing it up, because I only see one error, and it's what I would consider a pretty minor one.

Or are you just looking for new excuses to facepalm in this thread?

Piano wrote:

…….

Here's the way I see it:

Chrismen and Katie Starshine: The grandparents of the family that speak wonderous tales of when "The first meme came out" And when "There were never hackers".

Olivia and Brad: The parents that look over all of us and make sure we're safe.

Dane and Kalmo: The two Uncles who are usually hard on us but love us nonetheless.

Serious Cat, Hiroman, Dinner, and Suseiseki: The big bros.

Access Denied: The middle brother.

Me, Alex, and all the other notable newbies: The little brothers.

I wasn't always like that… I've just been more angry lately. IDK why… I'm just a misanthrope mostly… But only towards stupid people. I don't mean challenged people, just people who can be smart but are just so… Damn… Stupid!

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Now, if you're upset because you didn't get included in the list,

A) There are a million of us, it's hard to remember every one of you.

B) It's a limited amount of people in the photo.

Please don't be upset when/if you find you're not in the photo.

Piano wrote:

Now, if you're upset because you didn't get included in the list,

A) There are a million of us, it's hard to remember every one of you.

B) It's a limited amount of people in the photo.

Please don't be upset when/if you find you're not in the photo.

Well screw you too >_<

Piano wrote:

Now, if you're upset because you didn't get included in the list,

A) There are a million of us, it's hard to remember every one of you.

B) It's a limited amount of people in the photo.

Please don't be upset when/if you find you're not in the photo.

Hey, what made you think I was from SoCal?

Piano wrote:

Oh. I just thought the girl was fitting, like I thought a smooth-haired hispanic looking man would fit Alex.

Well, just letting you know, I'm from Michigan and I live in Seattle right now. I'm too serious to act like a Valley Girl. I dress like this, as long as my budget lets me.

That's not me, though.

Also, you did Sweatie Killer twice.

Katie C. wrote:

Well, just letting you know, I'm from Michigan and I live in Seattle right now. I'm too serious to act like a Valley Girl. I dress like this, as long as my budget lets me.

That's not me, though.

Also, you did Sweatie Killer twice.

I think I'm going to go with DrPepperFan on this one '-'.

Skeletor-sm

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