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Moments that make you want to facepalm so hard

Last posted May 31, 2011 at 06:47PM EDT. Added May 27, 2011 at 03:07AM EDT
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Adam DeLand wrote:

Well that's to make up for all the times in my life I never did. I'm practically invisible at my family reunions.

So? Don't annoy the shit out of us here.
As for family reunions, a lot of people are invisible at their reunions. Srsly, it isn't news.

Katie C. wrote:

So? Don't annoy the shit out of us here.
As for family reunions, a lot of people are invisible at their reunions. Srsly, it isn't news.

Compared to the guy who made that MLP hate thread he isn't such an attention whore at all.

P0wnz0r The Noob wrote:

Compared to the guy who made that MLP hate thread he isn't such an attention whore at all.

He threatened to leave just to see what people would say.

P0wnz0r The Noob wrote:

Compared to the guy who made that MLP hate thread he isn't such an attention whore at all.


Leave my thread alone!

Anyways it needed to be done, I gotta vent on all these MLP trending pictures.

Last edited May 30, 2011 at 05:58PM EDT

Sweatie Killer wrote:


Leave my thread alone!

Anyways it needed to be done, I gotta vent on all these MLP trending pictures.

It's a trend, what can you say?

Personally, I facepalm at situations where people are afraid of a bit of fun debate.

True story: At was attending a Bible study in 2008, and one day, we had a meeting with a dinner but no study. We were all sitting around chatting about sports or something that I found boring anyway, so I piped up, "So, what do you guys think of the prospect of Mormon president?" Five minutes later, I was leaning back in my chair watching and listening as everyone in the group was talking all at once, nearly shouting at each other. I thought, "Ahh, that's more like it…"

SilverMonGoose wrote:

Sense this is now a Troll Thread, how bout some Spiders and Tarantulas? Eh?

Wandering Spider:

Huntsman Spider:

Mexican Redknee Tarantula:

Sydney Funnel Web Spider:

Camel Spider:

Because you didn't need to sleep anyway!

Sydney Funnel Webs are vicious little things, and that Huntsman spider has fricking huge legs. The others I don't rally care about though.

Piano wrote:

Sydney Funnel Webs are vicious little things, and that Huntsman spider has fricking huge legs. The others I don't rally care about though.

I heard the Camel Spider is the most hardcore motherfucker out there, it'll fuck little bitches up.

Dane wrote:

I heard the Camel Spider is the most hardcore motherfucker out there, it'll fuck little bitches up.

The Camel Spider is actually harmless to humans. Theirs is virtually no chance of death. Some species of them have venom at all. In Fact, the only thing you can get with a bite is a small infection.

And there is only one recorded death from a Sydney Funnel Web, a small child 15 minutes after the bite. For adults, it shouldn't be too bad. Nothing to die from. Just a bad bite.

Huntsman's are harmless as well. Their kind of darling too. I've picked one up before.

But the one you need to watch out for, is the Wandering. Considering thier the most VENOMOUS SPIDER IN THE FREAKIN WORLD.

EDIT: Also, Wandering Spiders can also give you intense painful erections that last for hours after being bitten. It can even lead to impotence. I'm not kidding. That's how evil these things are.

Second EDIT: I just read the Sydney Funnel Web can actually produce a deadly bite. Some species can kill adults after 15 minutes if they have a weak immune system. And there's been 13 deaths. Not one. Also, after the introduction of a anti-venom in 1981, thier has been no recoded deaths. And yes, these little bishes are very aggressive.

Last edited May 31, 2011 at 06:46PM EDT

SilverMonGoose wrote:

The Camel Spider is actually harmless to humans. Theirs is virtually no chance of death. Some species of them have venom at all. In Fact, the only thing you can get with a bite is a small infection.

And there is only one recorded death from a Sydney Funnel Web, a small child 15 minutes after the bite. For adults, it shouldn't be too bad. Nothing to die from. Just a bad bite.

Huntsman's are harmless as well. Their kind of darling too. I've picked one up before.

But the one you need to watch out for, is the Wandering. Considering thier the most VENOMOUS SPIDER IN THE FREAKIN WORLD.

EDIT: Also, Wandering Spiders can also give you intense painful erections that last for hours after being bitten. It can even lead to impotence. I'm not kidding. That's how evil these things are.

Second EDIT: I just read the Sydney Funnel Web can actually produce a deadly bite. Some species can kill adults after 15 minutes if they have a weak immune system. And there's been 13 deaths. Not one. Also, after the introduction of a anti-venom in 1981, thier has been no recoded deaths. And yes, these little bishes are very aggressive.

Lol @ the wandering spider giving someone a boner.

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