When you're in the supermarket and a 12 year old mentions /b/, then when you ask him about memes, he looks at you funny.
Basically, it's about those moments that you are the unfortunate witness to a myriad of poor, uneducated, or otherwise retarded moments, both IRL and on the interweb, that make you want to take the nearest sharp object and gouge whatever sensory organ you used to witness said act. Oh, and facepalm.
I am expecting facepalm ASCII threadjacking.
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Moments that make you want to facepalm so hard
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i'm 12, what's this?
Did that really happen? Some random preteen kid talking about 4chan's /b/ in the store? imo 12 is a tad young for 4chan..but meh whatever…i remember when myspace was all the rage for 12 yr olds now its 4chan O.o
Whenever these guys appear on the forums:
Earl Grey
Troll_Hater(s)
h6oib
SuperSecretPerson
MrHcFortan
This is my reaction:
Ashley Rodriguez wrote:
Did that really happen? Some random preteen kid talking about 4chan's /b/ in the store? imo 12 is a tad young for 4chan..but meh whatever…i remember when myspace was all the rage for 12 yr olds now its 4chan O.o
He was pretending to know about 4chan and /b/ in general, as he apparently has no idea what a meme is.
I'd have to facepalm myself if I even mention the word meme out loud.
SexyThang
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I Facepalmed out of sadness once-
Hercules the Son of Zeus wrote:
Whenever these guys appear on the forums:
Earl Grey
Troll_Hater(s)
h6oib
SuperSecretPerson
MrHcFortan
This is my reaction:
Pretty sure you forgot someone there! :D
I once had a fly on my face
I'm my history class, we were learning about WW1 and were discussing the Allies and Central Powers early in the war. Then some girl (known for stupid comments) blurts out in the middle of a discussion, "Wait! Are the Brittish French?" I facepalmed so hard I had a hand print on my face for the rest of class.
When people don't understand the truth about furries
When I look at my threads.
I have heard people who think we have polar bears wandering in the streets here in Norway, which I find pretty facepalm worthy. I will come back if I stumble over some more examples.
My teacher asked someone in our history class what "imperialism" is, and she said "the belief that you are imperior to other people."
Is imperior even a word?!
Piano wrote:
When I look at my threads.
When we all look at your threads
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Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:
Pretty sure you forgot someone there! :D
Who else?
Hercules the Son of Zeus wrote:
Who else?
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Piano wrote:
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You're less annoying, to be honest.
Whenever I see a debate between Pony lovers/haters. Honestly, it's just a cartoon.
When the rapture dude moved the date up to October 21 all bc May 21 "Failed" and he is silly as well as others…enough to believe that it will happen.
When I have health with my creepy old teacher, and he has no idea what he's saying.
Taryn
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When I look at the KYM forums.
Natsuru Springfield
ModeratorSr. Forum Moderator & Karma Tycoon & Karma Philanthropist & Community Artist & Shrine Maiden
Whenever a Brand New Newfag appears without a proper introduction. :\
Also, when I see a really fat person take up 2-3 seats on the bus or train.
Discord, Bringer of Chaos wrote:
My teacher asked someone in our history class what "imperialism" is, and she said "the belief that you are imperior to other people."
Is imperior even a word?!
tried to find it. imperior is not a word.
@thread
In my English 3 class this one chick refuses to believe that Benjamin Franklin was not a president.
In my brother's art class one time, some dumb girl literally asked, "What does realistic mean?" right after she told someone else they had to draw something realistic.
When Earl Grey, Troll_Hater 3.0, etc. get online.
NEVER FORGET
Rebecca Black.
Derpy Hooves wrote:
Rebecca Black.
THIS.
On the topic of R-Black….
Justin Bieber.
My sister was playing music and asked my niece what she wanted to listen to. My niece told her "Justin bieber." and I told her "FUCK NO.". Also this morning, my male younger cousin asked me "Don't you wish all singers were as good of a singer as justin bieber?" and I asked him "Are you gay?".
Wsxdas, The Last Kramabender
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Ashbot wrote:
My sister was playing music and asked my niece what she wanted to listen to. My niece told her "Justin bieber." and I told her "FUCK NO.". Also this morning, my male younger cousin asked me "Don't you wish all singers were as good of a singer as justin bieber?" and I asked him "Are you gay?".
I face palmed just from reading that. In fact, I double face palmed. Twice. QUAD!
Ashbot wrote:
My sister was playing music and asked my niece what she wanted to listen to. My niece told her "Justin bieber." and I told her "FUCK NO.". Also this morning, my male younger cousin asked me "Don't you wish all singers were as good of a singer as justin bieber?" and I asked him "Are you gay?".
By younger cousin, do you mean way younger, like 12 and below? If not then wow, that's sad.
Flimsy
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Egotists.
When people post an ''OC'' from a mainstream show/game (Sonic OC's for instance.) when they aren't original at all.
When people believe in evolution.
Harold Camping, Ke$ha, Timbaland, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, (motherf**king) TWILIGHT…
My mom Googling Yahoo.
ConstantiNe wrote:
My mom Googling Yahoo.
You are damn lucky. My mum relies on my brother for Facebook.
Evangelicals
detectiveStalemate wrote:
By younger cousin, do you mean way younger, like 12 and below? If not then wow, that's sad.
12.
when I come around and say something theres atlest one person facepalming my spelling errors and just me in gereral
SilverMonGoose
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When my Sister walked into a DIRTY sliding glass door.
When people have Flame Wars about anything; especially religion, when we will find out when we die. Yet they don't realize this, scream "NO I'M FUCKING RIGHT YOU ASSHOLE!" And then they hate each other over their beliefs and not who they are.
The Westboro Baptist Church. That is all.
Mr Bumhole #1 Fan Of Osaka wrote:
The Westboro Baptist Church. That is all.
I almost forgot those douchebags.
1011061
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When I see 30-year-old men who watch pink and purple sparkly ponies talk about friendship and love… Oh crap, they're listening…
People who come onto websites populated by large numbers of fans for certain shows, who then proceed to complain about said show despite the fact that there are a large number of places on the internet where you could go to complain which fans of said show do not visit frequently.
Not that I'm referring to anyone specifically or anything. No sir.
Hiroman wrote:
Creationists
Dane wrote:
When people believe in evolution.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
(BTW, I'm a creationist who believes in evolution, so go figure that one out…)
Brucker wrote:
Hiroman wrote:
CreationistsDane wrote:
When people believe in evolution.Fight! Fight! Fight!
(BTW, I'm a creationist who believes in evolution, so go figure that one out…)
So you believe that God made all the animals that evolved into other ones?
People who don't believe in Global Warming.
People that are pro-life.