Post a cause of death most fitting for the person above you.
I'll start.
Being a Soviet.
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People on the internet overusing Russian Reversal jokes.
Heart Attack.
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Choking on a piece of pie.
Derpies.
Getting PINGAS stuck.
Trying to eat pie slowly, avoiding choking, only to find out it was laced with cyanide.
Eating pie, only to explode at sunset.
Killed by a child protection agency.
Guts exploding
Getting killed by my flying guts. And, oh yeah, getting clubbed to death by the Grammar Nazis for not punctuating your sentence.
Being slowly tortured and killed by Pinkie Pie and baked into a cupcake.
Being left-clicked.
Killed with fire.
Killed with water.
Killed by Allies.
Killed by actual gods.
Killed by actual pegasi.
Killed by zombies.
Killed by Soap.
Killed by people thinking you mentioned Soap McTavish (or MacTavish, W/E)
Killed by General Shepherd, then incinerated.
Killed with a healthy dose of Orangina©.
Orangina© – Naturally
Killed with a fatal dose of Cyanide
Cyanide – Twice Daily
Killed by the F-Bomb.
Killed along with me.
Killed by--- oh wait, you're already dead. I stab your corpse, then.
Killed by reincarnated zombie Rainbow Dash because you used the Krauss Refibrilator.
Killed when I became a zombie. Which then I killed you.
Killed because I did mean Soap MacTavish.
Killed because you killed the wrong person.
This isn't Ban the Person above, right? So post a "fitting cause of death", like Rainbow Dash said.
By the way, killed by dynamite fishers.
Killed by Tank Dempsey.
Thanks for keeping this thread together.
Killed by housewives and maids.
Killed by Kratos
Killed in a pillow fight.
killed by some sort of sick pony-related fatality
Killed by reality.
Killed by people playing Card Games on Motorcycles!
Killed by
Killed by Pyro.
Killed by Heavy.
Flimsy wrote:
Getting killed by my flying guts. And, oh yeah, getting clubbed to death by the Grammar Nazis for not punctuating your sentence.
As one of the resident grammar Nazis, I feel obliged to tell you that "Guts exploding" isn't technically a sentence.
@thread: killed by derailed thread
Killed by me whie the Doctor says this thread isn't derailed.
Killed by trolls, as they then come to eat you.
Killed by space.
Stabbed in the eye.
Depressurised.
Nitrogen narcosis, or any other kind of dysbarism.
Knife accident.