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killed by trolls

Struck by lightning
(Classics FTW)

Struck by thunder, somehow.

Erased from existence through unknown means.

Erased from existence by the crack in the universe from Doctor Who, which causes you to never have existed in the first place.

Killed by huge hail.

Burnt by Rain of Fire.

Killed by Mudkipz.

Pierced by 1000 katanas, all through the abdomen.

Peirced by 1001 katanas in the balls.

Crushed by logic; 1001 katanas on your sack is OVERKILL.

killed by actually saying katana instead of like the idiots who call it a samurai sword

Killed by the ninja who poisoned you while you were arguing about katanas.

killed by ninjas noticing the ninjas that noiced the ninjas, japanception

^Falls into limbo.

^falls into bimbo.

^Bumps into Rambo.

Shot by Terminator's minigun.

Choked to death by Terminator.

running with scisors

paper cut to death

Spins for like 20 seconds until get hit by a truck.

Caps's corpse flies at you after getting hit by that truck, knocking you off a 100 foot cliff and onto a pile of hard, jagged rocks.

Driving that truck that subsequently goes off the said cliff.

zerg rushed

Terrorised by Terratron.

Made into cupcakes by Pinkie Pie

stabbed by santa

Crushed by a giant muffin

Falcon Punched by thugs because of derping.

Stallion Punched by ponyfyed Falcon

A-TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA'd by Kenshiro

Chased and then squashed by this giant belly

Your soul completely obliterated.
→

Big Banged.

Getting hit by Indignation.

Being in the middle of this.

Died ramming the madhouse walls.

Forced to listen to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6nMIu-oquA

Gets decapitated by a spoon….

Tried to do this:

and you could not stand her singing so you shot yourself.

You live a long happy life, nothing could possibly go wrong. You grow old from a very eventful life of deciding people's fates in a single thread. You go to sleep one night and never wake up. Months later you awake in a tight area and find the strength to break the top of the box and dig your way to the surface. You have this strange craving for brains. You walk around town for a bit and then out of no where SHOTGUN TO THE FACE. u r ded

get mauled by vultures.

Passes away peacefully in anonymity.

ROFL stomped by a ROFL-copter driving koolaid man with an m16

piano crushes you.

Killed by Chuck Norris

Bored to death by overused cliches.

Hugged to death by the abominable snowman

mauled by bunnies.