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Beaten to death with desu spam.

Killed by the juggernaut

Bitched to death by chatterboxes.

Died from poison tunic
(This is how hercules died I think)

(EDIT: Yeap 100% correct )

Died from being frozen too long

Cloned a smarter dupe who then kills you.

Died by DEMIGOD hunters

My dad Zeus just lightning strike you.

Your bro Kratos kill you and your dad (Zeus)

Killed by Kratos, and why the God-of-War-ish hate?

Killed because you mentioned Sakuya's breast paddi-knifed

Killed because you are not allow to kill a demigod :P

accidentally danced off the balcony and broke your neck when you hit the ground

Accidentally
i kill you with fire ;(

I'm fire resistant, yay.
Killed when your flamethrower exploded.

You were pimpwalking down a road while grippin' and sippin' when suddenly ninjas, thousands of them! You went into ass kickin' mode and began falcon punching the crowd of them into a bloody flesh ball. As you finished off the last one, the president appeared and gave you a medal for being a bad enough dude. Right as you finally felt complete, the purple drank you had been sippin' reacted to the lead in the medal turning you into a black hole.

And that little fillies is how Equestria was made.

I made Equestria? my life is complete.
all you get is happy ending… of doooooooom

Died from playing Doom.

died from a Rocket-propelled panda crashing into you

Fingers fell off due to overposting in this thread, then slowly bleeding to death.

De…modified?

Died from not being sure of the death of your victim.

killed by how does that even work?

Well, you're not getting killed this time.

Well you are, by high velocity grapefruits.

killed by an avid bird hunter redneck.
he was too drunk to see you were a terasaur
he mounted you and now wears your hat
your mother thinks you moved to florida

You were a naughty boy, now Santa will destroy you.

you … BLINK!=

The Weeping Angel sends you into the past, to before your birth .
So you are dead already …

Knifed by Annoying Orange.

@don'tmesswithme spelling is pterosaur. If you posted lower I would decide your fate PAINFULLY.

Since no, I take it out on Hercules and he dies.

Name was written in a deathnote.

You trade your eyes for shinigamis, and die in half the time you should. EXCEPT I STAB YOU.

Aww why you killing my awesome magic clones?
You just suddenly die because I said so.

Die from Sr. Splorgo, chieftain of Octosplorgia. This renders your argument invalid.

Nicolas Cage's bird hair eats you.

a glitch occurs and you fall through the world

Fell off tall buildings into bottomlessness in FPS games.

Creeper ….

Creeper ….

assasinated by minecraft fans

I was in a Frozenpwn disguise so they went after you instead.

Leonidas kicks you down that same hole.

I can fly using magic!
oh crap, but only when I jump first.
I fall forever.
You somehow die of old age.

Death via Implosive Diarrhea

Eaten by a lions

head popped from so much

Died because you read this post.

Died because I read that post while being next to you.

Died because you chose death instead of cake.

RayWilliamJohnson and DeStorm fight you day and night. You get crushed.