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…And now back to shipping

Dear Diary
-March 14 2485
Im still stuck inside ric's bowels.From what i gather Slendy and MDF managed to escape.I lost them during a literal Shitstorm.I am running out of Water and i cannot find food here…I am also loosing valuable lantern Fuel.I hope i reach the exit soon enough…If i die i wan't all my karma to be devided by 2 and sent to KeruBro and Slendy…
Edit:AGAIN I CLAIM THIS PAGE!

Quick! Start a new page while he isn't looking!

I've run out of ships, sorry.

Now I will and hopefully fix those mistakes.

I accidentally fucked up my shipping wall. Goddamn it.
But anyway, it's coming. Prepare thine anus.

This is pretty accurate, if you ask me…

Alright, I give to you, the Shipping Wall!

And in case anyone is interested, here is a blank template:

I wasted half an hour of my life on this.

@MDF
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not to make you pissed, but you should've used all the Homestuck symbols
I'll make a shipping wall 2.0 later
also me and Ric are done.
:|

I haven't been shipped yet.

(attention whoring to the max)

I'm too lazy to do it right. That's why I made the template.
And no, you and Ric aren't done, you're OTP.

this is the noob in me talking
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OTP?

Alright, updated as per Slendy's request.

To anyone who's goin to redo the chart by MDF (nice work btw): I "love" Anako and Ashbot as well, and vice versa… It's just very hard for me to express my feelings…

Fixed

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Now let's see what I missed… GAH! My panties! Dangit Gespenst, I knew someone took them! (I still love you though).

Also, that chart needs a little Me x Patrick, even though we don't ship together that often.

One True Pairing; when one ship is so perfect that it is unbreakable and not superseded by any others. For example, a brony I know IRL said that Vinyl Scratch x Octavia was an OTP.

Forum Posts = 12

And you wonder why nobody has shipped you yet?

I think you mean 'cumming'

I'm STILL so funny!

Seriously though:

I am unfamiliar with the Homestuck shipping table thingy, what does the pink diamonds and black card thingy?

@MDF
Ashbot and Patrick are consider friends. So put us as diamonds (or Moirallegiance).

I also dislike getting shipped with Ric, Witch, or Gamzee Slendy. So I guess make them spade (or Kismesissitude).

Big thanks if you correct it.

Spades = Kisnemis (greek for fated nemesis)
Essentially, it means intense hate/rivalry mixed with mutual attraction.

Pink Diamonds = Moirailegiance (Some languages I forget for fated allegiance)
Essentially, strong friendship and loyalty. Very strong.

@ Genepest: Shipping Wall Updated
EDIT: Almost forgot Natsuru's request. Fixed

I loath myself for participating in this tomfoolery.

I don't know why you're constantly changing it.

My parts are spot on every time.

So I'm great friends with Ric?

I have so many applications for this pic I made!

#SWAGCROSS

You're his therapist. That is a very supportive role.
(I should ship Ric as in kisnemitude with Green hair)

>2 minutes later:

DON'T WORRY LIL BILLY, ILL SHIP YOU AND SHIP YOU GOOD.

Since all the ships I've seen depict people who have posted in this thread, I thought that was the only requirement o.0

@Quantum Only just now did I realize that that picture you've been posting has a smiley face in it. Up until now I thought it was just scribbles inside a circle.

Not exactly Cpt. Troper, there is also the factor of "Do I know this person" or "Did this person include me in one of their ships", etc.

I'll get one eventually. AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS.
But until then, providing moar:

its been so long since ive been to this thread…

Okay, what the heck is going on in here?

Internet being internet.

Oh nothing much,raping ric,ya know,the usual

Should I be here?

RUN! JUST RUN! TRY TO ESCAPE AS LONG AS YOU STILL CAN!

I'll take that as a yes. Now, what does one do in a shipping thread?

People think it's some type of sex thread. But, it's simply just pairing two or more members as a couple.

Dirty or funny pictures usually spark more reaction while tamed pictures hardly get noticed.

So, take a picture, slap names on it, get laughs and karma.
Enjoy

GET THE FUCK OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN! JUST KEEP RUNNING AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

"Dirty or funny pictures usually spark more reaction while tamed pictures hardly get noticed"

Well someone could have said something before I put up three G-rated images!
Oh well, I guess the next one will be dirty…

Not too dirty.
A certain someone cough Gamzee Slendy cough got the last shipping thread locked with his latest dirty picture.

I figured it couldn't be something dirtier than what's already been posted here. Honestly I'd say so far everything is technically SFW.