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Stop filling it with ice-cream and we won't have a reason to.
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Page get bitches, at this rate will make more posts than MLP general.
>sarcasm.

I do not even know how it got in there or even why and how did I notice that it does before in my penis is beyond me.

Ric Tesla wrote:

why and how did I notice that it does before in my penis

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Okay just gonna put this out there… I would totally eat out Ric if he actually had a vagina full of ice cream.

I think this thread is getting to your head.

I'm no war poet, but I think I had it set.

I need to stop now, but hey, you have to bow.

Tennising back from Ann. Anyone else feel free to join in.
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Loli and Patrick watched Ann lick Natsuru in fear and shock, knowing that the only person who could stop Ann was the one knocked out and getting molested. "If you don't mind…" Ann said looking up "You two can run along now. Go have 'fun' with each other for a bit."
Patrick wasn't able to avert his gaze in time, and responded in a very generic hypnotised "Yes Master." Patrick left the room pulling Loli along "Patrick!?! What are you doing!?!" Loli shouted as the door slammed shut.
Ann giggled, turning back towrd the bed, only to find it empty. "What the…? When did…?" Ann said scanning the room. Ric was gone too. "Ric… Son of a…" Ann hissed as he jumped out the window to find them…

hay boyz my first post!

Of all places to make your first post, you pick this one?

Beware! Many great evils lurk in this thread! Turn back at once!

(Welcome to KYM)

This should be interesting.

Slendy, you wanna take this one, or should I?

Don't worry. I got him!

Loads pheromone ammo

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, RUN BEFORE THEY SHIP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.

Okay, when did we start letting Bruelock have all these guns? First that revolver, now a sniper rifle? I'm scared, guys. Hold me. I thought I was the only one who was allowed to be bristling with weaponry, besides Ric of course.

You had Cameras.

Ric was hold Natsuru in his arms because she is still asleep and as he was flying as fast as he could from the hospital taking Natsuru with him. "I should start preparing this kind of B.S. went on long enough, I need to talk to A.L.M.A." as he thought to himself.
"A.L.M.A. prepare the upgrades for my suit to implement into my back pack." (It's not really a back pack but a metal box or plate on his back attached to his spinal cord and infused with his body).
"The prototype will be waiting for your arrival Mr. Tesla." As A.L.M.A. spoke to him through the back pack.
He spoke with determination "Excellent, and when we arrive shut down all exits and entrances in the the facility so now one can enter or exit. Not even an oxygen atom."
Ric finally gotten to the door of his house and entered it then lock the door behind him, he sensed Ann was coming for him and unsure if Ann knows where he lives or where he went. But Ric was confident he had enough time to get done what he needed to get done with his suit in his underground facility.
Ric went to his bed room then enter his closet and the closet was deep enough to think you would of gone to Narnia, he set Natsuru down on the bed as he typed into the secret hidden door's number key pad.

He typed in "penis 13" as his password. He heard some noise in the bed room.
"Uh…Wh-where am I?" Natsuru was confused but tired.
"Your safe that is all you need to know" Ric reassured her.
"Just hold on I am taking you with me into my secret lab that is 50 stories deep into the earth." The door opened as he said it and it lead to the inside of a elevator, an elevator that looks a lot like the one from portal two, but the logo has been replace with Ric's name.

"A.L.M.A. take use down to floor thirty." The elevator was voice activate but there was a buttons on it like any other if there was anything wrong with the voice activation system.
As the elevator lowered Natsuru was being a little queasy and Ric hold her up and told her that he will get her come crutches to help her to keep her balance. There was a window to have a peak into each floor some had a sign on it completely blocking the view saying "Classified".
The elevator was getting close the the thirtieth floor and one window of the 25th floor showed Slendy naked on a wooden vise with Witchybr0 standing over him in a dominatrix custom and Witchybr0 told slendy he been bad and needed to be punished. Ric say this and was ALL poker faced at Natsuru as she was like

and Ric explained to her that Slendy and Witchbr0 is staying in his facility because they did not pay rent for their last place but are planning to find a decent home that they can live in.
He was mostly hoping that he can get the upgrades he needed to stop Ann and protect Natsuru, he did not have any feelings for her beyond the word "friendship" but he is getting tired of Ann's B.S. He is the only one that knows for a fact that Natsuru is a trap, so he does not let Natsuru that he knew this.
"Thirtieth floor reached" A.L.M.A. announced. Then the door opened and they entered the room…

Back to Ann's point of view.

"What a bitch!"
Then Ann heard a beep come from his pocket. "Yes i knew that tracking piece of toilet paper would come in handy one day!" Ann in the past had strapped a small piece of toilet paper onto Natsuru's miko rod. "Damn there going fast"

Loli in the back screaming "NOT THERE!"

Ann has no real transportation anymore, so he headed to one person who could probably help him. Quantum Meme.

"Ann, what a surprise." As Ann walked into the deepest part of the schools basement.
"I have no time for games, I need you to take me to this location." Shows Quantum the GPS .
"…and why would i help you?"
"I'll give you these, Natsuru's panties" Ann stole them right before Ric kidnapped her.

Natsuru sneezed, and then suddenly realized she had no underwear on

Quantum has agreed to help Ann. "Grab my Worm Hole Ann" Ann grabbed his Worm Hole
The room started to distort violating space and time. In a great big flash. Ann was in the middle of nowhere with only large looking complex in front of him. Quantum was nowhere.

Well Ann put his bag down, and started to pull out some toilet paper.
Ann commenced to T.P. the complex. laughing menacingly.

Inside Ric saw on the screen Ann with toilet paper. "really is that the best he has?"

"Now Explode my Exploding Talisman Toilet Paper!!!!!! "

"Exploding tali-Wha-F**K!!!"

ANN now has two options look to the upper levels of the complex or into the basement…
he thought the basement would be more secure.

Ann decided to look in Ric's bedroom first. And thought his normal thought can his closet go to Narnia? so he wnt into the closet and reached a dead end… he saw a number pad, he reached hi hand closer, but then a door opened and Witchy started to run out!
"How convenient… " Ann entered the elevator and decided to go at least floor 42 first.

"Oh god he's coming!" Ric shouted in panic. Slendy's voice then echoed back "Thats what you said last night!" "ffs stfu!" Ric retaliated, only to get laughed at.

Natsuru was trying to keep her skirt down, epically failing because of Ric's upward draft generators. Ric turned around "Natsu-!!" Ric held back a nosebleed, turning the fans off before trying again. "Natsuru! How do we stop him!? I remember reading you knew how!" "Well, last time I put a blindfold on and obliderated the building… but this is a ship fic, so I can't do that…" "Damn… we need a better strategy!" Ric said pressing buttons…

Meanwhile, Gespenst found Patrick and Loli… and enjoyed the show rather well.

Anako was walking home when he heard the explosion from the Toilet Paper. "huh?" He went to investigate, but was stopped by Captain Troper unziping his blue jumpsuit "Yarinaika?" "Hell no!" Anako yelled as he bolted away.

Ric then found the "Release the Hounds" button, only to find it out of order. "Damn… that was my best bet!"
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Whoever is the best artist in here should draw some sloppy makeouts between Ric and everyone.
Themed different based on the user.

…Then we need to trick Sui to enter this thread. :3

Seriously though…

Why Slendy…

WHY!?!?!

I was actually considering asking him to.

Back to Ann's point of view
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The elevator had suddenly stopped. He simply just got off to find the stairs on floor 34. The room was more stripper hentai prostitute internet porn house than a basement of a High Tech Security complex. Ashbot could be heard on this floor. Ann found the door to the stairs, the problem was a tentacle monster was blocking his way. Ann saw it had eye's and recognized human speech. The tentacle monster simply grabbed Ann, and started to constrict him. Ann stared into the creatures eyes, and said "Stop, open the door." The monster suddenly stopped and opened the door for Ann.
"Now follow me."

Ric went "F**K! I thought that would stop him, well he's about to run into a trap, cuz i just fixed the button that would release the hounds!"

As Ann, and the tentacle monster hurried to floor 30, thanks to Slendy for telling Ann were to go.
A door opened from the walls, and some dogs.

Ann left the the tentacle monster to deal with the dogs. "Ain't gonna get my hands dirtry"

Ric had on more idea… As soon he was about to press a button a Blue Screen appeared, and said… "All your Base are belong to us"

"F**K" Ric went. He grabbed Natsuru's hand and went to a different floor which was an extension of the floor they were on, and used a different computer.

"Anyway… Let the Iron Golem mkII get him!!!"
Ann Continued on wards to floor 30… And on floor 30 an Android was waiting for him. It had a mini-gun kinda like the heavy…
Ann went silent.

"Its go time!"

"DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!!" Ric thought to himself as he ran through his facility holding Natsuru's hand.
"A.L.M.A. can you send the vile with the prototype inside it please? send it to my location by air vacuum pipe."
"Yes Mr. Tesla" Ric knows that he can't work with his computers by manual but at least his A.I. system is loyal enough to send him the vile he requested. He waited patiently for a minute and started to get worried he would not get it on time and might as well make a break for the escape teleporter he had hidden some where in his facility that even he possible would forget where it is located. But as he started to leave, the vile finally arrived to him.
"What is that Ric and what are you going to do with it?" Natsuru asked curiously.
"Going to inject it right into my blood stream." Ric replied as he toke a needle and suck up all of the substance from the vile and injected into him like a man addicted to heroine.

"Awww that's the good stuff" Ric was satisfied and felt a little more secure now. A.L.M.A. escaped the Blue Screen in the wires and manage to virtually got in his back pack that was fused to him like part machine.
She told him: "Nanotrites working fully functional, you may feel some pain while they are in your body but it shows that it is improving your body and will change your DNA so you can be better proficient with you suit."
"Good, now let's find that teleporter and have it self destruct after we use it because we do not want them to follow us to where we are going." Ric said in growing confidence.
"Where are we going and how do you know if it safe to have that stuff in your body?" Natsuru was worried of what would happen to Ric, even though Ric got a sick feeling in the back of his mind that all of this won't end well, not only for him but for everybody else. He left his trust in his science, research, and development, he have been working on these nanotrites to long for them to screw up on him.
"Let's move on! A.L.M.A. ready the teleporter, we are going to the space station!!." he demanded this as he found a banana stand strangely and conviently put in one of his many hall ways.
"Your have a spa-" Natsuru was cut off by…
"Do you like mmmm bananas?"
It was Bruelock behind the desk selling not only bananas but apples as well because he is of course part of the Apple mafia.
"Let me through I think this is where my teleporter is." Ric demanded impatiently.
"Password, or no entrance my friend." Bruelock does not look like he is gonna budge either, especially with that gun in his hand.
"I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS SILLINESS!" Ric roared.
"Password or a bullet in the head" Bruelock cocked the gun.
"Ric just tell him the pass word already!" Natsuru was getting kind of scared by this.
"Okay okay…if you let me through after saying the correct password will you let me into the teleporter?" Ric asked.
"Ofcourse my good man, just pick the right password and you will be on your marily way!" Bruelock said cheerfully. Ric gave a big sigh and trying his best to say it as possible with out stuttering, it was difficult for him but he finally said it and got it correct.
"A-a-…APP-APP….APPLEJACK IS BEST PONY!" Ric finally said it with a forceful passion, he liked applejack but he do not want to admit favorites which ticked him off.
"That was not so hard was it" Bruelock said with a smile and opened the door (which looks like a barn door) behind him and let Ric and Natsuru through the door to the teleporter and it was red and sat there by itself and realized that Bruelock was the reason why Ric got it because he hired Bruelock to keep it a secret for the longest time.

"Okay GO GO GO GO GO!!!" Ric pushed Natsuru through the teleporter then gone in himself.
"Have a good day now!" Bruelock said after leaving the room and closing the barn door then locking it again behind him, keeping watch as he sells bananas and apples like normal. And the teleporter exploded causing the door the fly open and hi him in the face. "Son of a bi-".
"Wh-where are we now Ric?" Natsuru asked.
"My weapon I made in case there was a zombie infection that would not stop spreading." Ric answered.
"Really?" Natsuru replied.
"Well it's safe or sorry, like what my father says." Ric said as he pulled her to the main room to configure coordinates.
"I like to all this beautiful work. The Orbital Ion Cannon".

(SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST!)
"Now I need to destroy my own facility and will stale some time because we all know Ann might find a way to get up here some way and some how. Wait…DESTROY THE TELEPORTER THAT IS ON THIS STATION!" Ric ran to it as he found it then pound it into pieces.
"Was that necessary!?" Natsuru wondered.
"PERFECTLY NOW IT WILL BE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO GET TO ME EVEN IF HE KNOWS WHERE I AM NOW!" Ric was shaking a bit, his fist was bloody but was healing amazingly well, his fist should have been crushed by the metal of the machine.
"Let's just get back to the main room and start putting in accordance." Ric said as he walks to into the room with Natsuru.
"Thankfully the station is not hooked up to the facility anyway what so ever" Ric said with confidence.
"I am unsure if this will work though…" Natsuru was unsure.
"We will see, Natsu, we will see.." As he started to type information into the computer.
(Holy shit I wrote a lot)….

I would but I don't want to.
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Aw please slendy!!!
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Oh, okay I will do it. JUST FOR YOU.
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Wait for it… I'm thinking of something that generates negative karma… I think it was…

TL;DR.

You mad?

(please don't pointlessly neg me, I was joking.) Seriously, you appear to be taking a lot of effort into contributing a good story for this thread.

Back to Ann's point of view
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After defeating the android, and hearing the firing mechanism teleport Ric, and Natsuru away.
Ann decided to Contact Quantum Meme Mentally.

"Hey can i have a lift to… a space cannon?" while looking at the remains of a teleporter.
"What do you have for me?"
"Well, I have a shirt with Natsuru's period blood all over it"

"I'll be right there Ann!" Quantum appeared Now grab my Worm Hole.
Once again the space around him distorted and now he is in the Cannon.
Ann hears Ric behind a door.
Ann bust through the door with his gun

"Now Natsuru… Which daycare did you drop our daughter at?"

All Ric could do was hit Ann on the back of his head

Actually I felt like being in the writer mood today for some reason, I imagine all what is going on from what the others wrote and driven my mind into excitement and decide to think of it like a video game of what I would do next.
So I decided to take up a NOTCH.

You picked the wrong place for your first post.

Just saying.

Here you go
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Is the green haired tramp getting felt up by everyone ric? Because that sound's like something that would happen to ric.

"Ummmm…" Natsuru stuttered a bit on Ann's nearly flawless catch up. "Tell me Springfield!" Ann's gaze peirced her eyes. Suddenly a magic seal activated, absorbing the hypnotic power and storeing it. Ann was familiar with this, but knew she had a limit before she had to release the power, something she wouldn't do willingly in space. Takeing advantage of this, and reapeated his command several times. "Damn it…" Natsuru said, bloated with the energy and glowing brightly. To her it felt like she was on fire.
Ann leaned foward "If you don't want to explode, tell me."

Ric pulled Ann away. "Fool! You will kill us all!" "Back off inferior being!" Ann punched back. Natsuru's wings erupted from her back, slaming her into Ann. "She's at the North Kym Daycare!" Natsuru gasped, still clearly in pain.

Ann smiled, then frowned. "You don't happen to have a way back down do you?" Ann asked Ric. "Idiot." Ric responded.

"I do. You just gave it to me." A rip in space-time opend to a world of eyes, and Natsuru fell back into it before it closed.

"Damnit! Quantum, Get over here!" Ann shouted.

Natsuru arrived at the daycare. "Oh, did your daughter forget something?" Asked the receptionist. "No, I am here to pick her up." "But you just did 15 minutes ago!" "… Seal Clubba" Natsuru stormed off.

Sorry Ric

It could be worse…

Ann's Point of view
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After haggling with Quantum with several minutes…
"I do not have anything else to give you!"
"then no ride."
"Isn't there a buy two get a third free deal here?"
"no."

Ric is about to take a teleporter down for which only he had the password for. At this point Ric had a helmet on that used the camera's on the helmet, and the ones connected to the entire system of the complex and orbital canon.

"Can you help me down?" said Ann
"No."
"Fuck" Ann then started towards Quantum's Direction. "Ok how about, Pictures of me instead?"

"Yes this is sufficient"
Ann Hiro once again grabbed Quantum's Worm Hole.

Ann Arrived at the day care. "I'm Here to pick up my daughter, you know the child of Natsuru."
"Her mother was here 30 minutes ago, but the child was already claimed 15 minutes before her arrival."
"FFFUUUU-"Ann stared at the children "-ddddgeee cake"
"Now i'm mad Seal Clubba"

Wait….what? Where the hell do i fit in in this story?

Patrick and Loli sat next to each other in awkward scilence, both ashamed at what just happened. "Hey… just promise not to tell anyone… okay?" Patrick managed to say. "Yeah… will do…" Loli replied. Anako ran up and hid behind Patrick "Save me!" Captain Troper, naked and horney ran up to the group…

Meanwhile, Natsuru had already torn apart Seal Clubbahs house, only finding it recently abandoned. "Damnit! He's going to try escaping the contry with her!" In frusteration, she demolished the house with the last bit of energy obtained from Ann.

Natsuru started mentality probing the city for her daughter, checking all the major roads and railways. It wouldn't be hard finding the girls chi…

Ann heard the probe, and begun running in Natsuru's directon…

Ric sat down for a bit, uncertain what to do. A shadow loomed over him…

Since everyone is doing erofics, I might as well too.

OKAY

Ahem…

Gamzee started making out with Ric, who had PRETTY GREEN HAIR.
Natsuru boob was groped by everyone who came in contact with her.
Gespenst dry humped Ashbot.
RandomMan had SWAG.
Snape kills Dumbledore.
Kalmo flops on top of Olivia.
Amanda swoons over RandomMan's SWAG.
They all FUCKED

THE END :3c

Back to Ann's point of view
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Ann had only one problem, his sense of direction tying to find something. Sure i flawlessly tracked down Natsuru, but i knew where she was. My child- Ann then heard something fly above. It was some sort of probe, but what was the purpose of the probe. The only person who could help find their daughter was Natsuru herself.
Ann had caught up with Natsuru.

"NATSURU!" Ann yelled. Natsuru turned around and saw Ann. Maybe i can take a little more of his energy. Natsuru got ready for it.
"So not calling me Springfield?"
"I only use Springfield when I'm being REALLY serious, but that is not the point Natsuru, our daughter is missing and I don't know where she is!"
This caught Natsuru off guard. She didn't expect to see such honesty in Ann's eyes.
"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK" The parents then heard, and it was coming from the direction seal clubba's house.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!!!!"
Both suddenly had him pinned to the remains of the wall.
"WHERE IS OUR CHILD" Natsuru screamed.
"HOW D'a FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"
Ann stared as if he would just kill Seal Clubba right there. "WHERE IS OUR CHILD" Ann Mirroring Natsuru's Ferocity.
"I don't know." Seal said in a monotone voice.

The two then stared at the probe.

"No…" Natsuru putting her hands over her mouth.

Suddenly Ann pulls Natsuru towards him, and gave her a kiss. At first she was resistant, then she sort of melted, but yet full of energy. They then broke apart. Natsuru slaps Ann, he wobbles backwards and falls.
"Fuck i'm tired, and that is not the way to thank someone, but you probably didn't realize this but i did give you a lot of energy." Natsuru was shocked that Ann gave up his own energy.
"Now Springfield… your gonna drop me off on top of that probe, you then enter that probe or aircraft or whatever it is, and get our daughter… on the other hand i will take this toilet paper" Ann had to Gasp for air coughing a little blood out as well "And im gonna sink that battleship" Ann points at the probe.
"Cant be serious, what if I can't rescue her?"
"We Will Die all together then, I will use all of my exploding talisman, to blow up the engines…"
"now I know its a joke"
"SPRINGFIELD, I am serious right now, i would rather us die together, to let her grow up by herself, or to live alone any of us."
"ANN, Wake up" slaps Ann across the face, Ann is now on his back. "You're just being selfish, being a parent is putting your child's life before anyone else including the parents themselves."
Ann continued to stare upwards. "I shouldn't know, I was abandoned, during a life or death situation, my parents chose to save themselves."
"The drone is getting farther away. Ann promise me one thing"
"What?"
"Don't let our daughter die."
"Sure Natsuru" Ann sounded so honest and so true, that Natsuru thought something was off.

Natsuru, carried Ann with the Extra energy he gave her, and flew off towards the probe.

Wait a minute…am i the kidnapper or do i have something to do with the probe?

no we left you there cuz you didnt have the child

This aint no eroflic but there are tentacles involved

CJ, whose Minicon had been destroyed by Slendy, now was on the verge of being raped himself. Behind his back, he held a button. He pressed it. Slendy, who was just about to rape CJ, was disturbed. KRAKOOM! A sonic boom followed by something falling from the heavens above. The large metal astroid was anything but, it was, in fact, a monster truck sized boom box. Slendy was confused as to WHY a giant boom box had fallen. The boom box moved, and parts began to shift around. The boombox formed a giant robot, its name, Soundwave. "Target: Slenderman, Located."
CJ ran up the side of Soundwave and ended up on his shoulder.
"Shipping thread! I want you to meet my Doomsday machine; SOUNDWAVE!" The whole thread gasped in horror. Shortly, mechanical tentacles came out of Soundwave's back. They arched back, and each one grabbed a member of the thread. Many of them knew their fate….

TO BE CONTINUED?¿¿¿¿¿¿

I'm just gonna make a separate thread for the story that follows the other.

Looks like Chris didn't like that idea, Ann

I wonder if RandomMan could take the lack of pictures, or would let it go because you are actually shipping?

Guuuuuuhhhh! This thread is corrupting me! I had an awkard dream last night that involved Patrick for some reason and weird stuff happend and we went on an adventure with Ann and Lolishiiit in some modern haunted house and then we all got seperated and I was alone but then Patrick found me and then he/she (Stop swaping your gender in my dream damnit!) kissed me and then I woke up all like "What the Fuck!?!" and yeah thats when I realised this thread needed off the second page so I bumped it.

I had a dream because of the shipping thread, once.
ONCE.

Never thought I'd say it but…
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TOO MANY STORIES

….and what was it like? :>

shall I end the story or does someone. want to add some thing before i finish.

Go ahead and end it. I am out of ideas.