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@slendy I got your ships riiiiiight here.

besties 4eva!!!!

i suddenly thought penis shaped train…

I decided to push my luck and do a google image search for "penis shaped train"
The first fucking result:


It looks like the same train!

Alright guys, I received some information.
We need to stop shipping Ric for the time being
Also stop the green hair jokes
Ric did not tell me to say this and I will say nothing further of it.
On the other hand here is a list of people who need some hard shippings

• >ANN HIRO Dai-Oh
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• >Captain Troper
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• >seal clubba (doctorhobo)
  .
  and most importantly
  .
• RUSSIANFEDORA
  ^someone needs to ride a penis train up his ass

@S.
Pyro gets no ships……..

No one loves Pyro………..

But I do agree with you. Ric's been on butt rest for a while due to all the ships. He needs a break.

Ric today I shall cover for your ASS today.

A.S.S.
Alternate. Singularity. Suit.

give me some time, I'll get you sticky.

this thread gets less and less entertaining every day

So why do you keep coming back.

Pyros and Engies, almost as big of a pair as Heavies and Medics.

unanswered hope

Alright Bruelock, looks like Slendy is demanding kinkier stuff from us. :/
You can put that revolver wherever you want as long as it isn't loaded.

How about a game of Russian Roulette…

Everytime I pulled an empty trigger, you and Slendy have to suck each other off…

Ready?

………

Wait… this is stupid!

Points gun at you both

Now do what I say and no one gets hurt…

HAY GUIS WHAT'S GOING ON

You can't threaten us both, you've only got one round, and I'll be damned if that 9mm bullet you just showed us can go through both our heads.

Me, though? I've got both barrels for you bastards…

Can i play too? :D

I want to hold someones barrel now…

I play Russian Roulete with 5 bullets instead of one. As for ANN's pic, ouch. I'd rather be hit there with a Homewrecker.

Hm…

I missed a bit…

So guys, what's the topic now?

Sorry for the wait.
More will come.

Well, it's a first attempt:

Hope it's at least somewhat satisfying.

@Ryan
I still prefer this one:

^ Close enough.

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT RIC SHIPS

what did i say about sandwiches?

I dun know about you Slendy but, I think the dinosaur is trying to imply that I am Lady Gaga. :x

Part One. (Also I know it probably sucks, this is the first time I've written a story, let alone an erofic.

The sounds of Chopin filled the air as Kalmo's fingers gently traced the outlines of the ebony and ivory keys… He rocked side to side slowly as the melody overtook his body. The ringing of an alarm caught his attention. It was time for his tutoring lesson.
A few minutes passed. Kalmo tapped his foot impatiently.

"Where is she?" he asked, thinking aloud. It was never like Olivia to be late for her piano practice. He sighed and sat back down to play a few more lines. Again, a melancholic stream of notes wafted through the air as the sound of the door creaking open caused Kalmo to turn on the piano bench to see a somewhat distraught Olivia walk in.

"Sorry… I… I got caught up… In traffic…" she panted. She had run up the stairs with reckless abandon, desperate to make up for time lost.

"It's fine, it's fine." Kalmo asserted, waving her worry away. He set out some sheet music, adjusted the bench, and beckoned her over. She sat down softly, still somewhat out of breath, and looked the sheet over. Kalmo sat in a recliner just a few feet away to watch her form.

Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. She stumbled through the song, a stark contrast to Kalmo's playing just moments prior, and became increasingly frustrated with her abilities. Kalmo moved towards her, and began to assist her hand positioning.

"The most important thing to remember is to start off slow. Hey, let's just start with the right hand for now… Here, watch my hand." Kalmo sat on the bench next to Olivia, positioning his right hand in the proper place. Then looking at the music sheet he began to play each note slowly and surely, to give Olivia a better feel for the song structure. He stood up and sat on the other side of her. He was guiding her over the bass notes as she started to lean against his arm.

"Are you ok?" Kalmo asked, curious as to why she was leaning. "You seem kind of out of it today."
Olivia responded, somewhat lazily, "I'm fine, I'm just sort of tired."

"Hey, listen… I've kind of got another student arriving soon, so if you'd like you can rest in the guest room and we can continue the lesson later."

"That might be for the best." yawned Olivia, completely drained. Kalmo helped her up and led her to the room.

"Have a good rest. I hope you feel better, Olivia." Kalmo said, with a voice laced with concern.

Time slipped forwards slowly. Kalmo's other student, Philip, was having difficulty with Brahm's Lullaby, a song he purposefully choose to help Olivia's resting. He felt rushed. The tutoring session wasn't a long one, but Kalmo felt like it was taking an eternity. He was quite anxious to hear from his star pupil, Olivia, so he sent Philip on his way early. Kalmo quietly slipped into the guest room where he discovered Olivia, sleeping peacefully. He decided not to wake her up just yet, but before leaving the room he just watched her for a moment. When he thought about it, he had never truly seen her that often from the front. He would either be sitting in his chair behind her while listening, or to the side helping her with her positioning. This was one of the rare chances he got to see her from the front… He liked it.

She stirred; her face scrunched slightly as her now-open eyes attempted to adjust to the light in the room. It took her a moment to recognize where she was. She was in Kalmo's apartment. She began to smile at the thought. Kalmo smiled at her as she lifted herself a little from the bed.

"Hey, sleepy-head… You finally up?" Kalmo asked, holding back a light laugh. He leaned against the doorway, trying to look a little more nonchalant.

"How long was I out?" Olivia questioned, rubbing her eyes.

"About two hours. Would you like some dinner? I made pancakes!" Kalmo said, excitement flowing from every pore.

"Pancakes… for dinner?" Olivia was quite confused.

Kalmo said, trying to be as corny as possible, "It's always breakfast somewhere."

"Are you being for cereal right now?" Olivia asked, slipping off the sheets.

"I make the best flapjacks. I can hardly WHEAT to see your reaction." Kalmo joked, seeming quite pleased with his awful pun. Olivia groaned and got back under the covers. Kalmo yelled with a playfulness in his voice, "Oh no you don't!" and jumped on top of the bed. The two started laughing while Olivia pulled down the covers, their eyes suddenly locking into the others. They were in his apartment. They were in his apartment alone. In his guest room. On his bed. Alone.

Part Two.

Kalmo had seen her face earlier but had never gotten a good look at her eyes. Suddenly, the tension in the room started to rise, and things became rather awkward. "Erm… we should probably eat before we begin practicing again." He started to rise up from the bed but something stopped him. He looked down and saw Olivia holding his wrist.

"… Please don't go…" Olivia whispered, with tears in her eyes.In the short time the two had known each other, Kalmo had never seen Olivia like this. He had never seen her so sad, so vulnerable, so helpless.

He looked down at her with a smile as he said, "Ok…" Kalmo crawled under the blankets with her. It was warm and very comfortable. The two stared at each other more. He had never seen anyone so beautiful. Olivia turned away from Kalmo, and he believed this was an invitation to cuddle with her. They just stayed that way for several minutes, in pure silence. The silence was then broken by a small voice.

"… Kalmo?" said Olivia. Kalmo was somewhat startled as he was beginning to drift off to sleep.

"Yeah?" Kalmo responded. He was unsure of what was next to come.

"Do you like me?"

"Of course I do, Olivia. I would do anything for you. You're my friend."

"… Then love me." Kalmo was surprised. That was the last thing he expected her to say.

Kalmo said tenderly, "I already do." Kalmo wrapped his arms tightly around Olivia, then started to move his hand inside of her blouse. Kalmo very smoothly slid his hand on top of her stomach. Her skin was very soft, and warm against his hand. Kalmo then started to move his hand upward and learned that Olivia wasn't wearing a bra. He didn't care, though. He cupped her succulent breast in his hand. He slowly fondled her, moving her breast in every direction, as he heard her slightly moan. Kalmo sat up suddenly, and asked her to do the same as her removed her blouse and had her face him. They went down to lie again, this time face to face. Their lips locked with the other's, while Kalmo still fondled her breast. Olivia began to moan more loudly, which excited Kalmo even more.

Actions were starting to become more intense as their tongues soon began to wrestle with one another. Kalmo loved the taste of her tongue. When Kalmo felt the mood was right, he started to move his hand lower, again slowly rubbing his hand against Olivia's stomach. He kept sliding lower and lower until he was there. The point of no return. He began to explore the outside regions of the most intimate part of her. It was very warm and wet. He was rubbing her up and down her lines, over and over, listening to her moan from pleasure. He went near the top and found her sweet spot. He could feel it perfectly; it almost seemed like his hand was a magnet to it.
He began to stroke it with his finger. Olivia cringed and tightened her grip around his hand, but he didn't stop. Hearing her moan was setting him off, as he began to rub her harder and faster on the same spot. Olivia started to pant, until she couldn't take it anymore and yelled, "Wait!" Kalmo was confused, and stared into Olivia's eyes. Olivia went around his head and whispered into his ear, "The most important thing to remember… is to start off slow."

Kalmo nodded and started again, but this time not rubbing her, but going inside of her. Olivia cringed again, and tightened her grip, but that just made it somewhat easier for Kalmo. He felt inside and was amazed at how it felt. It was tight, so he was only using one finger, feeling all around, going in and out, slowly and gently. Olivia started to become used to the motion, now starting to open her legs wider. Kalmo taking this as a cue led another finger inside of her. Kalmo checked to see her reaction, but she was still enjoying it. Olivia could no longer bare being the only one pleasured, so the two of them decided to become even closer to one another.

Part Three.

Now completely bare, they lie again, side by side. Kalmo once again enters Olivia with his hand, while she moved her hand lower as well, gripping the base of his shaft. She gripped and slip up and down, over and over. As time went on, their movements became more instinctual with a strict tempo. Both of their bodies writhing in ecstasy created intense heat underneath the sheets, causing them both to sweat and causing their bodies to be slippery and smooth.

Olivia began to yell in pleasure, which reminded Kalmo for a split second he should be rather thankful the landlord made him invest in his apartment to be soundproof. Kalmo, no longer able to control himself, jumped on top of Olivia. She had been waiting for this and helped him direct himself inside of her. As he went in, Olivia gasped, realizing he was much larger than she had originally thought. He thrust deep inside. The two of them shivered in pleasure, and began to thrust inside of her again. It felt like hours for the two of them, when finally the final point of climax had arrived. Kalmo stayed on top of Olivia, looking down at her and lightly kissing her lips. They turned to their sides again, with Kalmo still inside and the two of them began to sleep.

It was morning now and Kalmo had awoken. He was now alone. “Was it just a dream?” he thought. “Did last night really happen?” Kalmo was very confused and decided to get up. He searched around the house thoroughly until he smelled a peculiar aroma. “Pancakes?” Kalmo walked into the kitchen, and saw Olivia.

“Since the food went to waste last night, I thought I’d make more, especially since you went to the trouble to make it last night.” Olivia said, still someone groggy.

“Oh, that’s so nice!” Kalmo said, famished after last night’s sexcapades.

Neither one of them really spoke at the table. They were both somewhat embarrassed that they had done that last night. Olivia looked at the clock. “Crap!” she exclaimed. “I’m gonna be late for work!”

“I’ll walk you out.” Kalmo insisted. The two walked towards the door and said their goodbyes. Olivia walked outside and that was it. She was gone. Kalmo closed the door and began to walk away. Just then there was a knock at the door. Kalmo, slightly confused, opened it with Olivia on the other side.

“I forgot just one thing!” Olivia walked towards Kalmo and gave him a kiss on the lips. “I’ll see you next week for my lesson!” Olivia giggled and gave Kalmo a quick wink.

Kalmo, still standing and somewhat blushing, closed the door. With a grin on his face, he sat in front of the piano in pure silence, except for the twinkling of ivory keys to the tune of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata.

End.

*(Sorry about the triple post.)

DAMMIT, I AM FUCKING SICK OF ALL THE TEXT, WE NEED MORE SHIPS
I think this is SFW, if not ill edit it.

Not bad, ignoring the typo. Where's Bruelock though? :/

Oh bruelock eh? Ive got something special for him…heh..heh heh…hehehehehehehheehehehehehehe~

Sorry about my sudden absence, college is a b*tch!

Also,

Dude…

Credits to Gespenst for finding me the image.

I kinda don't get this thread. (sorry KYM users)
Can you guys explain the rules and what not to do in this thread.

The goal here is to put users together by editing images, go for something romantic or borderline r34. I SAID BORDERLINE SO SHUT YOUR FACE MODS.

Rules… uhhhh…. Well….

Okay, here it goes: How to Play!
-Take a picture of two or more characters showing affection to each other, or somebody attempting to be sexy, or a out of context Lol Fansub. (Can be suggestive, but no porn, and no uncensored naughty bits.)
-Attach usernames a la Ultimate KYM Family Photo.
-Post.
-???
-Karma!

For bonus points, include one of the following (note, this list is subject to change):
-The effects of Random Man's Swag or Random Man getting all the bitches
-Me being the tentacle monster that I am
-Ric's Green Hair
-If you drew the ship yourself

Also, bonus points if the pictures use the shipped users' avatars. So, if you did a Bruelock x ANN HIRO x RandomMan ship, the picture would be awesome if it actually used Applejack, Naoi, and Angel with aviators.

I have nothing so you don't need to worry about shipping me

What I said in the KYM Family Photo Thread, which also applies to this thread:
"I guess that nobody loves me…"

Why are my posts the opposite of ships, there like Anti-ships….

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That's all there is to it.