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There is a secret plot going on that has been taking place on our very site. There is a small Skype group of Brony General regulars that has been disproportionately been promoted to moderator positions? Why is this. Well there is a lot we don't know but we know some key players, here's the facts.

What this thread needs to find out

a) who else is involved
b) why do they want to take over kym
c) who will be promoted next
d) what can we do to stop them
e) maybe some funny pics of them like, crying haha

Good luck detectives
 

OK I will go undercover as a brony.
 

So I like Diamondrainbowsparklehugs and I like her because I like her colours and I saw a picture of her with her boobies out once. I have all her dolls and play with them in the My Little Stable playset. Can I be a mod now?

MScratch never talks, Random is almost never around, and Opspe left months ago. Algernon, X, and Bob aren't really into My Little Pony anymore.

Good luck uncovering the conspiracy. :^)

smells like a red herring to me 

We should find the leader of this skype group and kill the nerd.

It will end all of this evil plot. :O 

As much as I'd love a good mystery, Hasbro forbid me to spy on all non-transformers franchise that they own. So I'm just gonna let my buddy Nightbeat help you investigate.

Good luck dudes and till all are gone one!

>Algernon, X, and Bob aren't really into My Little Pony anymore
>Algernon, X, and Bob
>_Algernon_

Well, shit, there goes my cover. Now Blubber will be after me. He wouldn't have known I was involved if you hadn't said that.

I was next in line for mod promotions too… I was going to be the wildcard mod, who bans first and asks questions later. Curses, we were so close!

Every mod is a fucking nerd. You're basically saying we should kill all the mods… Sure.

Oh no~

What have I done?

Well, at least we still have the dick conversations. Those make up about half the talk in there. 

hmm, we now have more names

- Ric Tesla (who tipped his hand with that post)
- X (whoever that is)
- Algernon (who is really sassy wtf)

what do they want with our poor site? 

Captain Blubber wrote:

- X (whoever that is)

Syrian refugee. Kind of a butt. Pops in on occasion, but doesn't visit the site anymore.  

…syria…

how far does the rabbit hole go? 

I think we should basically hold a brony inquisition to end the madness. Let's just kill and/or ban everyone who identifies as an MLP fan on this site or anyone who even mildly resembles one or tries to defend them. We'll offer Rainbowdash dakimakuras to anyone who's interested as bait to lure out the unsuspecting victims.  

We must investigate anyone that has or ever has had a brony avatar. They may have some crucial info, no matter the length, no matter the cost, it's worth it for the freedom of the brony dictatorship!  

Whoa there Ratko Mladic let's slow the fuck down with the ethnic cleansing.

Algernon, X, and Bob aren’t really into My Little Pony anymore.

Bronyism isn't the problem. It's simply the common interest that brought your little cartel together.

WE WILL DISMANTLE THE POLITICAL MACHINE THAT HAS CRIPPLED US  

But RD isn't my fav tho  

GUYS, IT'S A BRONY, TIE HIM UP! HURRY, BEFORE HE GETS AWAAAAAY!

Alright, that's one more conspirator we've taken down. Well, while he did stupidly reveal himself to us, we should heed his advice and offer dakimakuras of ALL the ponies to get the best results. 

Those things are like, $60 a pop. That's not even including the cost to commission an artist to make the art for every single horse.

EDIT: Also, you'll need futanari and Rule 63 versions of all of them. Some of us like dicks. 

Touch me and I'll violate your nipples. Your body too but with huggles and snuggles.~
EDIT: What Crazy said too
These ones can be a good example but they are humanized. (Warning: Saucy)

These things may be expensive, but freedom from brony fascism is priceless. We'll do whatever it takes to be free. This is WAR, so of course it'll cost something. Also, we don't have to actually have dakimakuras to offer them, we just just say we have them and show pics and stuff in an elaborate phishing scam.  

Another thing, what are you doing here and what is Tesla doing out of his cell? You two are in serious trouble! You're both bronies and we all know that on this free website full of freedom that bronies must be euthanized as soon as possible.

You know the name of a pony and use a casual abreviation? ITSA SPY!!!

Nooooo! My cover is blown! I'm leaving the country!

Your plan won't work. Every brony was issued a pony dakimakura when they joined this website.

I wasn't offered one- I mean, uh, I'm innocent. I'm not spying on your plans. Nope, not at all.

You guys just really fucking ruined this thread, didn't you?

Everyone. Stop enjoying yourselves with this because I'm not! It's not turning out how I wanted it. You should all be banned from Riff-Raff.

And how would you know????

Oooh nooooo~

Now how will you ever uncover the truth? :(

People against the truth:

- Lizard people
- Illuminati
- Taryn

Now what are you guys talking abo – SHIT

Riff Raff, by definition, is basically meant to be ruined. We're having…"fun."
 
 
Also, I'm going to edit posts now.
 
With links to pony pictures. But I'll make the links black, so you can't see them unless you're a mod.

But people of our group will be able to find it.

Because I'll tell them in the Skype group.
 
 
tl;dr: You have no chance to survive make your time.
 
 

 
 
…hahaha.

WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED, VERBOSE. YOUR DEVIANT AGE OF DOMINANCE WILL SOON END, AND YOUR HUBRIS SHALL CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR DOWNFALL.

YOU CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH.

WHY ARE YOU VERBOSED! TELL US WHY YOU'RE VERBOSED! WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU VERBOSED! I WANT TO GO ON KNOW KNOW YOUR MEME! WHY ARE YOU HIDING YOUR LINKS FROM THE PUBLIC! WHY! TELL US THE REASON WHY! TELL US THE REASON! WHY! WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS! WHY! WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT! ON WHAT RIGHT!!!!! DO YOU EXCLUDE THE POPULATION! WHY! WHO ARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO US! WE ARE THE INTERNET PUBLIC! WE WANT TO POST! WE WANT TO GET ONTO KNOW YOUR MEME! THIS IS A PUBLIC PLACE IT IS OPEN UNTIL 7 O'CLOCK! TELL US WHY!

Oh god….oh god I can't stop laughing!!!

@Spider-byte

Everyone. Stop enjoying yourselves with this because I’m not! It’s not turning out how I wanted it. You should all be banned from Riff-Raff.

I fucking love you

@Ric

We should find the leader of this skype group and kill the nerd.
It will end all of this evil plot. :O

Huehuehuehue, nobody is the wiser.

And it's already too late Blubber. Nothing can stop us now.

Hey, wait a second……I remember seeing something on second page of the new Pony General……

OH MY GOD!!!! IT WAS YOU THIS WHOLE TIME, CAPTAIN BLUBBER!!!!!

Don't forget the fact that you were on Pony General to begin with! BUSTED

I'm surprised nobody has ratted me out. I have the best friends.

…

Um…

I mean…

Down with the brony cabal?

Also, Diamondrainbowsparklehugs is a shit tier pony.

Diamondrainbow Sparklehugs is a background pony with no canon name yet. Hasbro merely suggested that DS has the fanon personality the fandom gave to her, but they'll never come right out and say it after the Tardy Horseshoes debacle.

That's not true. Daimonrainbowsparklehugs is completely a canon name ever since her name was mentioned in script back in episode 66 season 6. Remember that scene where Glitterbowtiesnugglebunch addressed her by name while handing her freshly baked cupcakes briefly for 2 seconds? Yea then.

But the problem with the fandom is that it made a huge shitstorm because the name Daimondrainbowsparklehugs is different from the fanon name: Daimonrainbowsparklekisses and most people threatened to leave the fandom until this was corrected. And then a bunch of soccer moms sent a formal complaint to Hasbro on the grounds that the name Daimondrainbowsparklehugs is offensive to people suffering from Epilepsy. All this pressure drove Hasbro to redact the name in all future episodes. But I still say that her name is canonically Daimondrainbowsparklehugs until the redaction was made official by the writers

At least they brought her back in Season 10, Episode 24. She might not be mentioned by name anymore, but she did help the rainbow fairies bring love and sunshine back to Trotter Mountain. The Twinkle Pool just wasn't the same without Sparkle Magic.

w-w-w-w-w-wait are we-we talking about POINES?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB

this needs to end now! Millions are dieing on the spot right now all because of one man.

Verbose

I know whats happening now, it's all so clear. When Verbose became mod he had a secret intention to destroy KnowYourMeme.

So Verbose gathered all the mods and various other gay pony enthusiasts and created P.O.N.Y.F.A.G.S (Pony Overrules Next Year Friends And Gathering Sites aka the ponlumminati ). So the new group decided to create a Skype chat where they talk about their dastardly deeds and how BSOD x Fluttershy is the best pairing and why Season 3 Episode 2 is the best episode in existence.

But it ends here

Now that everyone knows what has happened, it's time to arrest Verbose and bring an end to the brony mod gang!

BSOD x Fluttershy is the best pairing

*BSOD x Randomman

Hooray! I'm relevant.

DON'T YOU ALL SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

THEY'RE ALL POSTING IN HERE! THEY'RE TRYING TO SHUT US DOWN WITH THEIR SNARK!

IT'S A RAID!!

wat.

Wait, X was a mod?

(Easy there Fridge, or you'll blow your cover.)

(Being a Pony General regular leaves a scar, not a wound, and yours is very visible. Continue like this and they'll know it's an act, and your undying love for Sweetie Pie will be revealed. We know ur still a brone. One. Of. Us.)

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It's funny because the leader of the Skype group is you.

HO HO HO, YOU TRICKSTER