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itt: mutual appreciation of the many wonderful things that KYMers/ex-KYMers have accomplished and/or attempted to accomplish

• sex with a dog

• (unrelated to above) unsuccessful planned group orgy with a dog

• attempted Nazi-themed mass shooting of a Canadian mall

• several unsuccessful suicide attempts

• successful suicide attempts (???)

• Connor once posted a pic of his butt on here and then spent the next two months training himself to take an oversized dildo up the ass, complete with images to record his progress

feel free to mention your own achievements in this thread!

I killed my entire family in the name of memes and devoured their flesh.
They're fine now

Some others:
• The user who stuck a pen up his dick
• The user who developed rectal bleeding as a result of dragon dildos
and so much more!

My personal achievement happened today, when I made a mistake while trying to access the site with Python and ended up IP banning myself. I'm currently using a proxy until James sorts things out.

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay. It tried to eat my cel phone. I ran away.

feel free to mention your own achievements in this thread!

I'm still here?

Notice how the only people in this thread so far are brones or ex-brones.

We did it, reddit! /)

Watching MLP

-Posting dank memes
-me making this thread 20% cooler

Once I wrestled against a man in a alien suit.

My parents caught me drawing yiff as a commission for another memer, i was grounded from my tablet for 3 days :\

I found out what pr0n was from this site when I was 9

• getting catfished by another user and waiting for hours at the airport for them

• getting arrested

• I made cry at least 3 different users.

• I participated on the raid to the GG chat and made everyone believe that I was schabbs. I got OP but I didn't do anything, just watched how everyone banned each other.

• I told a depressed user to grow up, which ended with his best friend coming to the forums to tell me I was a bad mod.

• I killed alex mercer

• Back then when the cringe gallery was locked, someone made a thread asking to re-open it and he nominated himself for cringeworthy image mod. I told him "get in the line" and argued about it with him, then he proceded to deactivate and never came back to the site.

• I banned a legit account by mistake. I got a PM from James saying "dude wtf".

• I worshipped Gaben The Troll when I started to use the site. Wish I could delete those comments.

• I was a brony.

• Some black dude, with a girlfriend and that liked to play sports like badminton and table tennis, told me I shouldn't waste my time talking about little anime girls on the internet…is table tennis a sport?

• I enjoyed moving images to their correct galleries just to fuck up with people. Which was one of the reasons why I became a mod.

There are so much more that I can't remember right now.

• Straight international meetup.
• Gay international meetup.
• Straight engagement.

Now I just need two homosexuals with very low standards and plans to settle, and we can possibly add gay engagements to that. Who're volunteering?

• I burned my hands trying to pull hot water out of a microwave (I have a scar on my left hand as proof).
• I ran a red light thinking I could beat it.
• I found and friended a couple users here on KYM on Facebook.
• I fucked up the WWII entry. (I plan on going back to fix it soon)
• I've had dreams about users on this site.
• Probably some other things I can't think of at the moment…

I helped amandab out with some computer issues, I believe a few days before she moved to tumblr. Got a gift card out of it and she's also sent me a Christmas card. So I guess that puts me in the exclusive class of Know Your Meme Moderators who don't it for free

• I whined in a riff raff thread after being made fun of.
• After getting jealous of someone being modded I myself tried to become a mod by tagging and posting tons of images to the Image Cleaning Thread
• Started a community podcast that successfully got driven into the ground and is struggling to survive after 9 episodes
• On top of that started a youtube series showing the failures of kym at simply failing video games
• Reprimanded/Made fun of/offended a user who will probably be way more successful on the site than I'll ever be (Gaben The Troll)
• Tried to break the flow of the GG gallery multiple times and failed all of them.
• Made probably about 20 shit threads on riff raff
• And finally shipped myself with my own waifu with an irl pic of me accompanying it.
  Huh, I'd say I've lived a whole life of shitty things on this site.

• Top tier euphoria like the edgiest fucker on the site with religious debates even made people emotional
• Had this huge-ass boner for becoming mod and daydreamed about it but when asked "n-n-no I just like helping the site u BAKA"
• Everything I did was right
• Was a guy (if you don't know why this is a crime you're probably a guy)
• Worshiped Gaben the Troll
• Worshiped KFC
• offered to ironically strip for 20 year olds
• discusses private sexual things with 20 year olds
• made an entry for fucking islam

Other users:

• use proxies to eternally post after banned until they got bored
• every thread they make deactivate and make a new account for another thread
• makes shitty posts about Nintendo; banned; another account
• multiple sockpuppet downvote accounts
• posting a facebook comment and then a kym comment that say the same thing in the same entry
• user was offered gay anal at a bar but politely declined
• international meme romance
• pedophile ships
• pedophiles
• objective morality
• maybe a few nazis

And much more. Sequel coming soon to a forum near you.

I have a job. I don't get paid a lot, but still, I convinced someone to pay me for doing stuff.

Never forget that someone payed money to print the likeness of another user on a fuck pillow in real life.

You twisted fucks.

Riff Raff has made like 20 people deactivate now I think

Don't forget the uncountable amount of people who just kind of died from inactivity or left the forums entirely coincidentally at the exact same time riff raff was created.

I banned a legit account by mistake

Heh… who… who would do that?

*proceds to hide under a table*

• Accidentaly banned Andrew Baron, creator of Rocketboom, when I mistook him as a spambot. The ban message was "you jut have been memed on".
• Accidentaly banned another user with over 2000 comments by mistaking him as another spambot. The other mod on the IRC that was there laughed at my expense. ;-;

• Guy making two alts to downvote an user, giving over 1000 negative karma.

We drove nima away from this site for 1 day.

Catch Ratata with master ball

50 if you include those that "deactivated" only to reactivate or make a new account.

• That time I got a special title from Amanda B. and a lot of people got upset. (e.g. Ann Hiro)

• The shipping thread. I mean, the good one. The first one. One where we could post nsfw censored images and ship users.

• I made friends with the mods, mistakes were made, and they refuse to ban me.

I'm in this dank, meme hell until the day I die…

I'm pretty sure i've made several users killed themselves by now.
Also, inviting Epyc Wyn to the iRC was the best decision i've ever made.

Time to post my regrets:

I was a Gamergator once. The good friggen comment (gg edition) made me quit GG.

I thought that Gaben was alright and followed him. Not anymore (thank god).

I'm probably responsible for the term "plane fucker".

omg I forgot the reason I made an account here was because of GamerGate.
oh dear god

I uploaded a shit ton of softcore and singlehandedly made the gundam gallery trend.

Im pretty much only notable for being black.

I abandoned fb and graced you all with my direct presence.

I also provided a beautifully composed, inspirational piece of prose that was disseminated through RR.

I've single-handedly exposed two of the white supremacists active in these forums.

Hey, 20% 10% 5% 1% is pretty good in my book.

I'm known as that user where 90% of my image uploads are NSFW fetish pictures to the galleries of fetishes I have (my image upload section might be the reddest on this site).

I also usually end up confusing people. I'm a transwoman so people get confused on many aspect regarding this, and one thing I get annoyed with having to make clear is NO I'm NOT a "crazy SJW" simply because I'm a transwoman, if anything I've constantly criticized the more vocal parts of social justice circles for often making things worse, but it's also annoying as fuck for some people to just immediately assume that because I'm not cisgendered this automatically means I'm some "dis cis scum" type of person.

>mfw people use this thread as an excuse to boast about their own achievements on the site

I hope u get banned.

;~; I've never even called you a pedo or anything tho

K u r hurting my feelings now.

I was one of the earliest advocates for Lisa's memehood.

i:

made a face-heel turn from gg to agg

brigaded a 11-year-olds goanimate wiki and then restored it coz i felt bad

-I posted 3 times in this thread

• A memer successfully lost his virginity to a pair of methheads

• Two memers had a gay threesome with a KYM mod at an anime expo.

• A memer traveled overseas entirely to meet one KYM mod. It nearly succeeded but was thwarted by…lets just say, border security and BDSM toys. Said memer was not a catfish despite many rumors to the contrary and actually did have this happen to her. That same memer did meet a different KYM mod, some years later.

• There have been numerous other romantic affairs and/or IRL meetups between memers, including mods. Some KYM ships seen in the shipping thread did in fact happen in real life

• A memer successfully crammed an extremely large Bad Dragon dildo inside his ass. He recorded it too. The results are, in fact, on porn sites right now.

• A dakimakura of a KYM mod actually exists.

• Another dakimakura of another KYM is being planned

• Two memers have married (each other)

• Know Your Pony actually happened. Only one video was released before being canned

• KYM sold out to Chevy at one point

• A memer was in the middle of the Syrian Civil war when it first broke out and reported news here as it happened

• That same Syrian memer and a KYM mod discovered a security flaw in the site and used it to get pretty personalized user profiles. Soon after, KYM was getting hacked left and right by its own community, up until actual hackers used it to steal the admins login details.

• Two memers conducted a large scientific survey of the brony community. It became the subject of some parodies

• A very large bisexual group orgy between several memers was planned but was foiled and never occurred. Despite rumors, a dog was not part of the original plan for said orgy, but talks of this was injected into the plan, and that's mainly the reason why it was called off

• A memer became an high profile editor for the pony news site: Equestria Daily. Abandoning KYM in the process

• A memer successfully managed to create the biggest, most toxic and brutal shitstorm the community has ever seen….over a KYM themed RPG game

• A memer has successfully filled his entire abdomen with over 4-7 litres of water and quite enjoyed it

• Several items on this list all involved the same delightfully crazy person.

User gave mod oral for krama but got proposed to instead

I have played a lot of RP games since i joined the site.

-Two memers have married (each other)

I think I know which two you are talking about here, but didn't they break up? I asked around a bit and the jury is still confused on it.

- Memer masturbated on a public stream for a group of other memers.

- Memer planning to purchase a horse in the far future for intercourse purposes.

It was you wasnt it?

You could at least try to bring an original reply.

Also no. It could have even been a female, that part I leave for you to guess.

It could have even been a female, who knows.

Whoever saw that stream, probably knows.

But that one is news to me. I've seen my share of memer dick pics, but no masturbation streams (not public ones anyway). I have to wonder who did that.

this thread hurts my heart