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That's why you don't mix drinks that much. I figured you'd realize this by now.

There's another achievement. We gave Blubber a migraine just from everyone doing enough collective scandals.

Good job folks. If we keep it up at this rate, his head may explode.

Date Rape in Rabies
Captain Blubber
1909-2009
"My Greatest Dream Is A World Without brones"

• sex with a dog
• Connor once posted a pic of his butt on here and then spent the next two months training himself to take an oversized dildo up the ass, complete with images to record his progress
• The user who stuck a pen up his dick
• The user who developed rectal bleeding as a result of dragon dildos
and so much more!
• A memer successfully lost his virginity to a pair of methheads
• A memer successfully crammed an extremely large Bad Dragon dildo inside his ass. He recorded it too. The results are, in fact, on porn sites right now.
• A very large bisexual group orgy between several memers was planned but was foiled and never occurred. Despite rumors, a dog was not part of the original plan for said orgy, but talks of this was injected into the plan, and that’s mainly the reason why it was called off
• A memer has successfully filled his entire abdomen with over 4-7 litres of water and quite enjoyed it
• Several items on this list all involved the same delightfully crazy person.

Do I win anything?
Also CrazyMoon a shit.

This is one hell of a community I must say

Everything is going according to plan.

-i got called a sjw for suggesting ellen pao was met by misogny

-i was called a idiot by bob for saying that tfyc was transphobic (nice to see where his bias lies)

You raging homosexuals.

-Edited pages in the KYMT Wiki just to screw with people.
-Helped create a legion of roleplayers in a certain image gallery.
-Uploaded 90% of all Milotic images on the site, out of 414 total.
-Had my wall "raided" by some IRC members for having a strong opinion.

I attempted to make a fangame for the website. Hours Wasted: $3100+

I have drawn roughly $2000+ worth of commissions for free over the past 5 years.

I have moderated roughly $5000+ worth of hours for free over the past year.

I have ran and DM'd 4 or so Roleplays for site users. $9600+ worth of hours for free over the past 3 years.

Total: $19,700 WASTED from screwing around on this site.

* sex with a dog

Does sex with a mod count in that category? :^)

where in the hell are you getting these dollar values from

(nice to see where his bias lies)

On the side that actually digs before making conclusions and doesn't believe every ounce of bullshit spewed in order to demonize people for accepting something you're incapable of?

Well, shit. I'm so sorry that I'm a decent human being. I guess you wouldn't be able to stand for that, would you?

i was called a idiot by bob…

If Bob thinks you're an idiot then you must be a mod, a regular user or you really are an idiot.

Now, which one you are? I can't really say. Not a mod, of that I am sure.

@MiloticAscended wrote

-Edited pages in the KYMT Wiki just to screw with people.

The best part of that story was when SOMEONE made a really funny page about you and then Delphox came into the IRC demanding us to delete that page because you found it offensive. I swear, I laughed like a little kid.

By the way, the edits you made to my page were great. Coindentally, they were made just after that argument on the forums where you ragequit. Too soon perhaps?

Neither being called an idiot by Bob or an SJW by the comment sections are even remotely remarkable.

it costs four hundred thousand dollars to be natsuru springfield for twelve seconds

all these wonderful accomplishments remind me of the adventures of FLORIDA MAN

Your name kinda does say your a SJW then again I'm not a rapper

For being the crazy diamond you are, you have won this diamond

Not for your anal insertion, please don't try.

I tried to make SRJ trend.

(Sorry if this is too long and/or off topic. I couldn't stop. I'm weak.)

• Accidentally almost ran into a porn video store somewhere in Asia in vacation as a kid because I thought it was a video game store. (Thankfully my parents told me the truth before I ran all the way there.)

• Managed to be one of the two kids in my class to attend the school's spelling bee (thankfully, half the class was "disqualified" before someone finally spelled barbecue) and utterly bombed my fist word.

• Obtained a bachelor's degree in mathematics (with a minor in physics) before obtaining my driver's license. I've failed it four or five times. I've lost count.

• Never went to a school dance.

• Grew up in a household that taught me to go to church every week, pray every day, keep literally all 10 commandments, read the bible (along with the three other holy texts), no sex until marriage, donate 10% of income to the church, never swear, never watch or play or read anything worse than PG-13, attend an hour long class from 5am to 6am on church stuff during school stuff (to be fair, I literally slept through it, like, 75% of the time) in grades 9 through 12, and until I was like, 21 I did all that stuff. Then I started my first year of non-community college and came out. Now I never go to church, do fun stuff on Sunday, jerk off occasionally, don't pay any tithes, watch/ read/ play stuff with "indecent language", don't pray to any specific deity, and don't read the bible. I still don't curse, though.

• Learned how to speak and read/ write in Japanese and Spanish at a rudimentary level twice for each language.

• Have forgotten how to speak and read/ write in Japanese and Spanish at a rudimentary level twice for each language.

• Get random nosebleeds about once every few months.

• Haven't had a best friend since middle school, and haven't had a friend in at least 4 years.

• Constantly wonder if they are a radical liberal since they can't shake beliefs like, "maybe trigger warnings aren't necessarily a bad thing", "maybe stereotyping feminism in general as radical third-wave feminism just perpetuates a vicious cycle rather than fixing anything", "I really wish the characters in non-historical settings mirrored the diversity in my own settings a bit more", "it bugs me when 'real-life' politics prevent me from same-sex romance options in games", "daggnabbit, am I the only one getting tired of the the SJW and Tumblr jokes?" and " I realize this game has a specific target audience in mind, but would it really be that bad to include a hot Mr. Shirtless in between or with all the boob shots?"

• Got pretty interested in debating gay-rights stuff in arguments of news articles in 2012-2014, when same-sex marriage was in the spotlight. Many of the arguments were so similar that I eventually saved a document full of the responses I kept writing over and over. Some paraphrased examples: "it's not natural" → "appeal to nature". "it's not normal" → "appeal to status quo". "it's not moral" → "secular society". "polygamy" → "slippery slope logical fallacy". "AIDS" → "correlation does not necessarily imply causation". Etc.

• One time when I was on a "monkey bar pyramid" sort of thing, I saw a friend calling out to me, and waving. I couldn't hear what they were saying, so I assumed they were just greeting me, so I waved back. The next thing I remember is waking up in the nurse's office, getting a Winnie the Pooh band-aid. Apparently, my friend was trying to warn me about a bee near me. It turns out, my waving could have been why the bee stung me, which lead to me releasing my hold on the bars and falling to the ground and getting knocked out.

• Probably will be one of the few men who literally never touch a vagina. I was a C-section, and I'm a gay cis man.

• Some of my projects in the course of my college education include a 25 page research report on humor, a poster that demonstrated how I calculated an estimate for the number of habitable planets in the universe, a 20 page report about my radiation spectroscopy lab, featuring Gaussian fitted curves, and at least 10 hours worth of gathered data.

• I've had rainy day ideas of things to check out that stopped existing by the time I got to them. I can't seem to focus these days.

• I've downloaded Dwarf Fortress, GMOD, Terraria, Don't Starve, and Moonbase Alpha, but have yet to figure out how to play them.

• 99% of the time, when I've played multiplayer games, my fellow player was a computer or myself.

• I've really gotten into stuff like webcomics, the SCP foundation, and when I was a kid, game maker, but I never actually joined the community or submitted anything, despite thinking about what I'd create if I had any talent.

• I take, like 3 different meds and a vitamin for a total of 7 pills every morning. If I'm on an antibiotic, that jumps up to 4 different meds and nine pills.

• I lived in Japan twice. The first time was from around 3 to 7 years old. I remember a bit of the Japanese culture I learned while I was there, like Doraemon and Hello Kitty, but a lot of it was stuff that wasn't trademarked. Like how Japanese robbers in stories have a sack with squiggly lines on it instead of a mask, and if they are caught then that person chases after then with a butcher's knife, rather than a gun. Other things include how pretty much everything could be anthropomorphized (like germs were little demons) and how snowmen were made of two balls instead of three, and had a bucket, no nose, and gloves and a neutral expression, instead of American snowmen made of three snow balls, with branch arms, a smile, a carrot nose, and a top hat. There were also a lot more stories including ninjas. The funniest part is that I didn't learn about Pokemon until I moved to a relatively rural part of New Jersey in around 1999. I literally never heard about it before then in Japan.

• Two friends I had growing up actually acted antagonistic towards me before we became friends. (Not good friends or anything, but still friends). One liked to taunt me, but somehow I managed not to really give into it. Then one day, he said he was going to be nice to me (after talking about how his aunt and uncle had gotten married in his back yard, and some people threw rocks during their wedding or something; either way, I had the impression he didn't have the best life), and he kept his word. The other guy punched me (not that hard, and only on the arm) because the guy next to on the bus told him to. Once that other guy stopped sitting with us, he stopped punching me, and we became friends.

• One of my favorite places in the world was Fujita Vente, and the fact that it no longer exists, there's little documentation of it online, and almost nobody seems to know about it makes me sad. It was like a future world with motion-controlled games (think Kinect) which was amazing back in 1998ish, a robot you could (sort of) talk to, and another you could try to lead through a path in a room below you, a piano that played itself (but not a player piano, it had a computer in it) a laser- drawing thingy where you could draw in 3D (sorta), a game that I remember had to do with mashing buttons and another game that I remember that was like a crosswalk but on a balance beam, and a few other things. Basically it was Chuck E Cheese, except futuristic, and instead of making you lose faith in humanity, it gave you hope in the future because it showed how awesome technology was. Now it's a modern art museum or something.

• I vaguely remember a few conversations I had back when I was in preschool, which is bizarre, since it was Japanese-speaking one (we called it "yochien"). Like I remembering a classmate pointing out to me that people didn't have hair that looked like they balanced a book on their head, or freaking out when an instructor told me when I would play an antagonist in the play which was some sort of traditional Japanese folk tale, or asking an instructor where the magnifying glass I brought from home was.

• I can do a bit of origami, and coding. I'm pretty good at calculus, but I'm a bit rusty.

^

Probably will be one of the few men who literally never touch a vagina. I was a C-section, and I’m a gay cis man.

This would be the perfect yearbook quote

Fair enough. I mean, I did warn that it was rather long literally in the first sentence of that monstrosity that I apologized for the length, so I kind of anticipated this sort of reaction. Good to know my prediction skills aren't as horrible as I thought.

Roy G Biv is probably never going to touch another persons genitalia of any form.

Honestly, if that's worst thing that ever happens to me, then I'll find some way to cope. Better than being kidnapped and forced as a sex slave or something. Plus, hey, no STDs.