Welcome everyone to the WWE No-Fap September event coverage, where internet nerds try to give worth to their lives by upgrading their fake celibacy to an actual celibate lifestyle (we know sex is allowed during no-fap, but let's face it that's not gonna happen anytime ever).
As is natural in any proper functioning society, their are villains trying to give these brave participants a rougher time (other than their crippling social anxiety amirite laddies *snaps fingers in a Z from ZING* ). They are their own judge and jury, missing the executioner. Being a contest of abstaining, succesfully executing would kinda defeat the purpose.
However this year around there seems to be an interesting development, a third party is infiltrating their ranks. Let us look closely at the introduction to the "Hit List" thread.
Notice the picture of Dracula, so that we can understand this is a serious issue society is facing. But what we are interested in are the final lines of the post, which make clear that Dracula is offering a so-called "Hard Mode" to participants by sending those who are abstaining images that may trigger their failure (for a contest that promotes restraint, being unable to restrain from opening links is a failure in itself).
Luckily we know all the folks participating in the actual NFS event. Let's cross-reference these people with our "Hard Mode" signups. I am presenting you with the respectively their post in the Hit List thread and the NFS thread:
"I am hijacking this contest hijack to fuel my endless need for cartoon hotties also what is basic human interaction."