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Swans – A lake filled with swans

Napalm Death – Would consist of someone getting burned to death

Riot – Name says it all

Goatwhore – A woman getting gangbanged by goats

Suicide – Some man hanging himself

My Dying Bride – Someone’s wife dying

Explosions in the Sky – A fireworks display

AC / DC – Two guys (preferably dressed up as Tesla and Edison) battle it out using different electric currents.

My Chemical Romance: 2 scientists of opposite sexes doing things on a date.

Diarrhea Planet – imagine Majora's Mask but shittier
Injecting Strangers – at some point in the show a shady dude in a trench coat injects you with a substance of his choice.

Cars: Some asshole dicking around in his car for a hour or two
Butthole Surfers: Goatse the concert.

Ninja Sex Party: You know what's gonna go down.

Blood on the Dance Floor – OSHA and/or police investigating the blood literally on the dance floor

Gorillaz

Pendelum

Glitch Mob: An edgy hacking group

Bolt Thrower – Some guy throwing bolts at people in the crowd.

Choking Victim -. Some guy choking to death on a stage.

Dead Kennedys – Exactly what you would think it'd be.

Iron Maiden: Some guy gets put into, well, an iron maiden.

Eagles: Eagles fly around in the sky.

Rage Against the Machine: A bunch of guys destroying any and all technology.

Guns N' Roses: People use roses as a gun target.

Black Sabbath: Satanic worship (or probably a really shitty weekend).

Scissor Sisters: Incest the show
Smash Mouth: smashing people mouths.

Of Monsters and Men: Nothing's really changed except the band members are all in monster costumes
Panic at the Disco: Everyone is screaming and there is a disco ball there too I guess
Imagine Dragons: Nothing's really changed except the band members are all in dragon fursuits
Florence and the Machine: Robot fetishism the show

Cannibal corpse: What started as a death metal concert ended up being the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

Yes: The band is asked a series of questions and their answers is yes.
Rush: The concert only lasts 5 seconds.
Dream Theater: A projector shows what the band dreams about.
Megadeth: : Everyone dies.
Slayer: The band starts slaying people.
Anthrax: Everyone gets poisoned by Anthrax.

Death Grips: Members hold things really tightly

Studio Killers: Members beat the crap out of studio equipment

Green Day – Members come out all dressed in green

Seventh Wonder-- shows are always in natural wonders of the world

Stratovarius -- All band members must play a Frankensteinian hybrid of Stradivarius and Stratocaster.

Sabaton -- All band members play in metal-plated boots

Kamelot -- Shows are always set in Medieval fairs

Blind Guardian -- eyeless bodyguard never lets anybody stage dive or start a mosh pit

Pet Shop Boys – a circus style act consisting of two fashionable men and a pack of dogs and cats. The guys advertise their pet store while the animals bark/meow a catchy jingle.

I imagine KISS would be a favored band of the LGBT community for their live shows.

Black Sabbath would be a recreation of the Black Church from the beginning of Blues Brothers.

Helloween – Demons put on Halloween costumes and act like hooligans on stage.

Suicidal Tendencies – the members talk about their tendency to commit suicidal acts

Exodus – The band members lead the audience to another venue two or more states away.

Gama Ray – A giant ass gama ray shot into to crowd (truly an experience for the few that survive).

Starfucker or STRFKR – Literally fucks stars. Nuff said.

Arctic Monkeys-

Electric Wizard: some dudes trying to kill a dragon on stage. The show is full of light effects and huge scenarios a la Pink Floyd's "The Wall"

Judas Priest: a rock opera representation of the Passion of Christ with Judas as the main character

Animal Collective: a bunch of animals making noises on stage

Dinosaur Jr: Smoochy meets Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Boris: This guy (with lots of hardbass)

The Ramones:

Panic! At The Disco – A guy having a panic attack during the music
Twenty One Pilots – Name says it all
Disturbed – A disturbed guy screaming the lyrics
Wu-Tang Clan – A group of Wutang masters
Led Zeppelin:

Nirvana:

Tears for Fears – The audience have their phobias exploited until tears roll down.

Caravan Palace – A caravan living in a Palace.

Mutemath: No one talks shit about math.
hey thats actually pretty good

d12:
12 BBC

The Beatles:

Yaoi Edition

Bowling for Soup:

Megadeth: Exactly one million people die at every single one of their live shows.
Budgie: A band made up entirely of parakeets.
Cannabis Corpse: Some guy using a corpse as a makeshift bong.
Machinae Supremacy: A bunch of racist robots shouting slurs at the audience.

Queen: Exactly what it says. There's a queen. Preferably the Queen of England.
Megadeth: Someone dies a really cool death.
Dire Straits: The performance goes horribly wrong.
The Who: Some guys nobody know about perform.
Pink Floyd: Exactly what it says. There's a guy named Floyd, and he's pink.

The Rolling Stones: A bunch of boulders appear and crush some of the audience.

Red Hot Chili Peppers: The band members are all on fire.

Def Leppard: A leopard with bad hearing is on the stage.

Blur: Everything is the same except the band members faces are blurred out.
Foo Fighters: A bunch of UFOs fly around the stage.
Iced Earth: The Earth enters another ice age.

Dragonforce: Star Wars but with dragons.
Crush 40: 40 people are crushed to death, with stones maybe. Or road rollers.
Bad Company: Konami.