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Who do you think is the worst mod and why is it Captain Blubber?

Last posted Jul 23, 2014 at 03:12PM EDT. Added Jul 19, 2014 at 12:16PM EDT
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The worst mod is captain blubber because you know what? Captain blubber literally captain fat. So yes, captain blubber is a captain of fat. Fattie.

- Shitty at being a mod.
- Obviously fake moustache and sunglasses.
- A nerf gun? seriously?
- Shitty Jokes.
- Tikibar Management is a shitty title.
- Seizure inducing avatar.
- Terrible username
- etc
- etc

I could write an entire essay about this.

Samekichi Kiseki wrote:

- Shitty at being a mod.
- Obviously fake moustache and sunglasses.
- A nerf gun? seriously?
- Shitty Jokes.
- Tikibar Management is a shitty title.
- Seizure inducing avatar.
- Terrible username
- etc
- etc

I could write an entire essay about this.

write the essay or you're suspended

Spider-Byte wrote:

But if RM is worst mod and Blubber is too. That can only mean one thing.

Blubber and RM are the same person but they have multiple personality disorder. Case closed.

Captain Blubber

Blubber

Whales

Landwhales

Hamplanets

SJW's

JW

JEW

Illuminati

COINCIDENCE?


Captain

Military

war

middle east

palestine

Isreal

united states

mountains

caves

mole people

lizard people

conspiracies

jewish lizards

illuminati

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS, COME OT YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS

ConnerABacon wrote:

Captain Blubber

Blubber

Whales

Landwhales

Hamplanets

SJW's

JW

JEW

Illuminati

COINCIDENCE?


Captain

Military

war

middle east

palestine

Isreal

united states

mountains

caves

mole people

lizard people

conspiracies

jewish lizards

illuminati

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS, COME OT YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS

ConnerABacon wrote:

Captain Blubber

Blubber

Whales

Landwhales

Hamplanets

SJW's

JW

JEW

Illuminati

COINCIDENCE?


Captain

Military

war

middle east

palestine

Isreal

united states

mountains

caves

mole people

lizard people

conspiracies

jewish lizards

illuminati

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS, COME OT YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS

Captain

Word

Random


Captain Blubber

Blubber

Whale

Mammal

Man (or Rabbit)

Captain Blubber = RandomMan

What if other mods are the same person?
What if ALL MODS ARE THE SAME PERSON?

Muffinlicious wrote:

There can't be a worst mod. All of them are equally bad.

Just some are worst than others. *cough*Natsuru and RandomMan*cough*

ConnerABacon wrote:

Captain Blubber

Blubber

Whales

Landwhales

Hamplanets

SJW's

JW

JEW

Illuminati

COINCIDENCE?


Captain

Military

war

middle east

palestine

Isreal

united states

mountains

caves

mole people

lizard people

conspiracies

jewish lizards

illuminati

I'M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS, COME OT YOUR OWN CONCLUSIONS

Captain Blubber's avatar flashes "TIKI BAR"
2 words, 7 letters
7 / 2 = 3.5
3.5 – 2 ^ -1 = 3
3 – 2 = 1
Illuminati symbol has 3 points and 1 eye
CAPTAIN BLUBBER IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Last edited Jul 19, 2014 at 03:45PM EDT

Captain Blubber because whales are stupid. Also, the term "whale" is an offensive term used by fat-shamers to refer to us "weight-fluid" people and it offends me. And because he's a heterosexual racist cisgendered white male.
#StopWhalesNow

Mr.Stalker wrote:

He trolled us in the Cringe Thread, WORST THAN SATAN AND EA.

>implying the cringe thread wasn't a giant troll in and of itself.

Last edited Jul 19, 2014 at 09:23PM EDT

@Cale

Wait is the question “who is the worst mod” asking “who is the worst at moderating” or “which moderator is the worst person”?

The answer to both would be:

Blubber for worst at moderating (Just look at the state Riff Raff is in. Trolololol)

Bob for worst human (Winner of several consecutive Cards Against Humanity games)

Well, it's a little known fact, but an anagram of Captain Blubber is…

Rabbet Publican

Lets take his avatar, it has 20 frames in the .gif

He has 100 negative karma given (as of this post), and 100 divided by 20 is 5.

What do we get if we remove 5 letters, including the space?

RaPublican

CAPTAIN BLUBBER IS A REPUBLICAN

Skeletor-sm

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