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chili for lunch

Last posted Oct 18, 2014 at 07:09PM EDT. Added Oct 16, 2014 at 09:17PM EDT
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"FUCKING CHILI FOR LUNCH"

“NOT THE VACCUUM, PLEASE NOT, ANYTHING BUT THAT”

“WOW, LOOK AT THAT SUCTION POWER”

Last edited Oct 16, 2014 at 09:51PM EDT

DON'T FART AGAIN, OR I'M GOING TO BE REALLY MAD.

I KNOW IT WAS YOU, I WASN'T BORN YESTERDAY.

REAL WOMEN HAVE CELLUITES
AND SAGGING BOOBS

YEEHAW
RIDE EM COWBOY

THAT JAR OF JIZZ COULD BELONG TO ANYONE
STRIP BITCH
NOW

IF IT'S COCK YOU WANT
IT'S COCK YOU'LL GET

I NEED MORE COCK
YOU'RE GIVING ME THE BEST WORKOUT OF MY LIFE

ATTEMPTED SODOMY, BUD

WHY WOULD THAT KID SPILL THE BEANS

NOT THE VACUUM

HAHA LOOK AT THAT SUCTION POWER

WET ALREADY IN YOUR PUSSY JUICES

HERE IS MY HOMEMADE BBQ SAUCE

MY BBQ SAUCE IS HEAVY ON THE TABASCO

YOU'RE THE BEST JOE JUNIOR

MY PUSSY IS LIKE A VIOLA PLUCKED A MAESTRO

YEP THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

WHAT IF MY PUSSY GETS HICCUPS

I HAVE A JOKE, A GIRAFFE WALKS INTO A BAR… AW FORGET IT JUST KEEP FUCKING HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

DON'T FUCK MY VAGINA DUMBASS, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE CHANCE OF BEING IMPREGNATED BY A NERD LIKE YOU

Last edited Oct 16, 2014 at 09:47PM EDT

LNH wrote:

i hope you get a papercut in your peehole

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have the money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, If you let me clap dem cheekz now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, and I will rape you.

Skeletor-sm

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