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For those of you who aren't already informed, a "spirit pussy", also known as a "soul vagina", is a non-physical vagina that resides in the alternate spirit dimension parallel to our own. It lies dormant within my dick waiting for the right time to leave the spirit world and blossom into it's physical state.

However, the spirit pussy can only leave the spirit world once the dark seal on its power is removed. This pillar of darkness stopping the spirit pussy from taking form is known simply as "the penis". Who invented this diabolical, hideous thing that only serves to hold the beautiful soul vagina back? Who knows. Maybe even the Devil himself. Now you may be asking "how does one go about removing the penis?" It's actually quite straight-forward. Just cut it off. Simple as that. Then the beautiful spirit pussy will blossom like it was always meant to.

pussy so spiritual it found nirvana

For whatever reason, I clicked onto this thread thinking of the situation would be elucidated…. But now I'm even more confused than before…

"And as I stood upon the edge of reaching the spirit pussy, preparing the holy rituals I heard a voice. Creeping into my soul it slowly began to resonate more and more promising dark desires and abnormal power. It kept going until it finally exclaimed… fuck her right in the pussy!"

-Unknown acolyte of the Pussy Destroyer

Ask any questions you'd like. The concept of a spirit pussy may be quite perplexing, but that is why I am here, for I have mastered the pussy, and anyone can learn to master it with the proper training. Always remember…

I'm proud to announce that me an Sam are opening up a Spirit Pussy Awakening Service. For the price of 2.99 and the leftovers, we will awaken your Spirit Pussy with our expert craftsmanship. Sign up Today!

What about our boypussies?

We all have one

Guys… guys… someone help me… I'm freaking out man!

gib dah pusi b0ss

No homos allowed. Gtfo gay faggot.

@RM

>“soul vagina”
>lies dormant within my dick
>spirit pussy will blossom like it was always meant to

If I had a spirit dick then it would be like stacking tiny toy cones…

When this thread passes on…

Put it's grave in Memory Lane. Thou must.

ITT: Pain_Olympics.gif

@BSoD:

I am a cat, and what is this?

>mfw

i'm 13 years old and what is this?

Meh, who needs you guys? I awoke mine for free.

You Sir have Had Balls!

I even kept them in a jar to show at parties.

This is what tumblr feminists actually believe. :v

No spirit pussy can resist the might of the ethereal D.

For just 23 cents more, my company will awaken both your spirit pussy and your spirit spirit.

I'm gonna fuck my own spiritual pussy.

Edit:Lol,JK I castrated my self and now my pussy shines.And I'm on my first period.
Edit2:SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE!

I…. I have no words. For once in my life, I am rendered speechless.
GG Sam… GG.

So…that happened.

What's a pussy?

AWAKEN! MY SPIRIT PUSSIES!

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