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I'm not a mod because I'm not a meme loving brone fag.

I am not a mod because being a mod in a site like this will not change anything in my active life.

I'm not a mod because I have little presence in this site with the fact I do nothing to contribute to it.

I'm not a mod because I'm mostly inactive.

In order to be a mod, you need to have a smug anime face as your avatar.

Your anime face is not even nearly smug enough to be considered a candidate.

1) Does nothing but comment and post images.
2) Probably don't have the time.
3) Roleplaying scum.
4) Dislike a few of the mods anyway for super sekrit reasons.
5) Have never made an entry.
6) Haven't even edited an entry for that matter.
7) Impatient.
8) Practically unnoticeable on the average day.
9) Likes the Pokemon gallery.
10) There are more qualified candidates.

im the cool meme

Who are you?

Who are you?

Are you who?

ayy lmao

this is a kym mod

this is a glories master conversationalist

and this is everybody else

I'm not a mod because I'd probably end up burning down Riff-Raff.

I'm not a mod because I'd burn down Riff-Raff deliberately :^)

I thought I told you guys that I was only gonna Mod PornHub by taking away the NSFW content

fucking rigged fuck this site

im the mod

Yeah, the mod of faggotry

please stop trying to be mod

ill stop when u fags mod me

hemann mod when

I'm not a mod because I love planes and a pink cyclops.
And I don't deserve to be a mod

Last time i checked i wasn't a faggoty pony loving nazi, so i guess that does it for me.

I'm not a mod because initially, I would be able to fulfill my duties under the title. Moderating and such, working to make this site a better place. Life will be good… At first. Slowly but surely, the work load will get bigger, but I will find ways to keep up with it, and I will get things done. These newer, larger responsibilities will be just simple enough for me to handle. But then, the duties will grow larger, and I will soon become unable to finish and fufill all of said duties, despite trying my hardest. Eventually, my popularity becomes infamy, I become known as "The worst mod." And I am soon stripped of my status. Knowing that I messed up my one shot at such a great position, I stop using the internet, because whenever I do, I'm reminded of the job I so badly lost. I begin to take up newer, more dangerous habits, all to try to drown out the guilt and shame of my previous mod status. And then one night, in a drunken fit, I find my way back onto KYM, and then, my emotions break… All of my past mistakes catch up to me, all at once… I finally decide, I've had enough. I remove all of my clothes from my drawer, to reveal the small handgun I've been hiding. It's ironic really, this gun was bought to keep me safe… And now… I press the gun up to my head… Take my last breath… And pull the trigger. And so will end my pitiful life of shame brought by a modship…
Just kidding, mods don't actually DO anything.

Because I'm not a faggot.

Because I am not into memes

People who beg to be a mod aren't mods because deep down inside we all know they just want to screw around with their authority and mod powers.

#toprekt

it's the only thing worth doing tbh

I'm not a mod because RM keeps me in a dog crate under the stairs I AM NOT TRUE BRONE.

Because I'm a chronic slacker and just a lurker.

I seriously think this is a mod begging thread now.
People are trying to get over the fact they're not modded by calling mods faggots and shitlords.

I'm not a mod because… oh wait, I am. Weird.