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This is the America that le SJW feminazi hair-dyed tumblrite otherkin normie Sarkeesians want.

Last posted Mar 11, 2015 at 06:46PM EDT. Added Mar 11, 2015 at 05:15PM EDT
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George Orwell warned us about this.

He warned us about the day the SJWs would oppress us and try to take away our vidya in 1984.

I was playing a game earlier today and the SJW stormtroopers came in to check on me. I tried to tell them I wasn't oppressing any females, but I was tased and thrown into the gulag. I managed to hide my laptop with me but I don't think I have much longer, so you have to listen to me.

You may not believe that the SJW threat is real, but it is. It is so fucking real. The SJWs have already infiltrated colleges and major media outlets, trying to force racial and sexual egalitarianism onto America (except for whites, fucking hypocrites).They are the rich elite who inhabit our cities, who conduct cultural genocide against the people living there. They are more racist and oppressive in action than anyone else in the world. ISIS calls for death of the west. SJWs call for the death of half the population. ISIS is objectively less violent than SJWs. I now know how the Jews felt when they were oppressed and murdered by the Nazis in Germany. I now know how black people felt when they were silenced, ostracized, and oppressed in Jim Crow America.

I need to hurry. I can hear them coming now to my cell, ready to take me away to a women's studies seminar. This may be the end for me, but not for you. Never stop fighting the SJW threat. We gamers will have FREEDOM. All people will have FREEDOM. From Ferguson to Palestine, we will unite against you for our own humanity. We are #GamerGate, we will not rest, we cannot be killed.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

Ember wrote:

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I was in my office doing my usual ethical journalisming today when a SJW broke through the outer fortified perimeter of the building. She was swifter than any of us had anticipated, and quickly incapacitated all of our white male guards by draining them of their life-giving privilege. I pushed my reserve pile of fedoras up against the door in the hopes of blocking her from entering, but alas, it was not enough to stop her. She pinned my helpless body to my collection of empty Mountain Dew cans and forced me to recognize that she was cat-kin. The ordeal has left me permanently paralyzed; I now live on a diet of liquid doritos dust fed through a tube.

Thank you for listening to my story. Please donate to my patreon.

Last edited Mar 11, 2015 at 05:50PM EDT

I'm a monstersexual. For years I have been oppressed for wanting to fuck animu girls made out of slime, girls who are half horse, and girls with a ring of tentacles surrounding their vagina and functioning as their legs. The haters do not understand. Being attracted to these monstrous woman has taught me to love woman despite their flaws. Please give me money so I can pay for the future girl of my dreams to get surgery so she can have the lower half of a snake. I have no I-fucking-dea how we would do it, but we would damn well try.

Last edited Mar 11, 2015 at 06:25PM EDT

>america is lost to the SJW
>life is hell
>soon america will be no more, insted the suprem tumblr empire will rise and spread to the rest of the east
>mfw not american but european living in small denmark still mostly unaffacted by SJW

sure sucks to be american right about now.

Skeletor-sm

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