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Last posted Mar 13, 2015 at 08:01PM EDT. Added Mar 13, 2015 at 11:18AM EDT
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If you were confined to a square room with no food or water, and then presented with a perfect clone of yourself with the only difference it being the opposite gender of yourself. The prerequisite for your release being to have 6 hours of sex with your opp. gender clone. Would you do it?

furthermore does having sex with your clone count as consensual sex or masturbation?

Serious questions need serious answers. No stupid memes here.

With our combined intelligence and insanity we will redefine the word "sex" to mean being in a square room with someone. We will sit there for six hours trying not to breathe too much, and then we will have had six hours of sex. Even if you don't count that as having sex, we still fucked logic.

Nima said:

Would you do it?

I'd likely conspire with my clone and fake having sex.

does having sex with your clone count as consensual sex or masturbation?

Neither, it counts as the ultimate form of narcissism.

Nima wrote:

If you were confined to a square room with no food or water, and then presented with a perfect clone of yourself with the only difference it being the opposite gender of yourself. The prerequisite for your release being to have 6 hours of sex with your opp. gender clone. Would you do it?

furthermore does having sex with your clone count as consensual sex or masturbation?

Serious questions need serious answers. No stupid memes here.

Well, I'm no expert in the topic, but even if it's a clone of you it counts as another person.

I'm also not an expert in the sex topic, 6 hours seem like a lot of time to me. I feel like I would drop dead in the middle of the banging before finishing the prerequisite. : l

Well as long as there is an existential crisis regarding which one of us is the real me and it turns out the female one was the real one after all, sure.

Cecaelia Girlie wrote:

Hell no, my male version would probably be a neckbeard.

Neckbeards have large proportions. You'd totally do yourself.

Honestly I've always wanted a clone of myself so I can "kill myself", soooo yeah, I think I'd skip the sex and kill her.

But staying on topic, screwing a clone would be like screwing a twin sibling, so incest really.

RandomMan wrote:

Neckbeards have large proportions. You'd totally do yourself.

But… But….

I mean like unrealistically sized breasts and thighs and stuff! What could you possibly expand on a guy that I would….

Don't answer that.

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