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Dear Riff-Raff, I need some legitimate information on how to stop my son from being a scrub.
Only though he's a newborn, this little shit has been using some overpowered guns on Call of Duty and now he is getting messages on his Xbox that say that he is a no life and a scrub. Here is one example. So Riff'Raff, please tell me how to get rid of these bullies. And yes, that is me in the picture.

Sacrifice him to the god of dank memes.

Your son is not a scrub, the bullies are the scrubs because they are casuls that don't know how to 360 no-scope and only rely on hax because they have no skill.

Well, here is a rare scene where my son 360 no scopes some guy on call of duty.

Wow, he can't even noscope right. I'm sorry sir, but your child is a lost cause. I suggest you do what the other guy said and sacrifice the scrub.

Rlly m8? If you think he can't noscope right, challenge him to a 1v1 on club penguin then.

u gotta sprinkle him with sum doritos, pour some mtn dew in the mouth, give him some weed, place a fed0ra, and he'll git those scrubs and 360 noscope them in the anus

Tell him to git gud

That looks more like Battlefield than Call of Duty, I can tell by the HUD.
Here's a reference image I used:

Your son is a scrub? Looks like he inherited your genes

bumping this thread

stop bumping your own thread you fucking moron

Nice edge

I can see where your son gets his scrub-ness from.

yeah that was edgy moron

wow cool

10/0 epic bump

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