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BREAKING NEWS!

In today's news, we have uncovered an interesting fellow named "Jungle Yiffer". And after speaking to many soruces about this rather special individual, we've concluded our analysis, he's a high-tier Riff-Raff "cool kid".

"That's right, he's the bottom of the barrel, an un-needed toilet accessory" – Said a random monkey found on the street.

"He's the best at his shitposts, everyone loves him. Even the children of Riff-Raff want to grow up to be like him" -Said a moderator of the forums.

He was last seen harassing and attempting to roll down Particle Mare's underwear in attempt for some yiffy furry butt.

Of course, he was caught and sent to the monopoly jail for 7 years in charges for sexual harassment, but his "get out of jail free" card worked towards his odds, despite the fact it was a piece of cardboard with crudely made craftsmanship. Implying he bootlegged the card.

That is all for today's news, folks.

there's only one piece of news today wtf kym news

Slow news day.

Slow Riff Raff day

Good evening. Today we would like to start with the heated Civil War between moderators and users here on this board. Joining us will be Hally Newton.

This KYM news and I'm Lurk interrupting the above post because fuck you: its Riff-Raff

Just in folks! An unidentified shitlord has stolen twisty mixtape! Looks like the obscure rapper's "Flaming 'tape" is going to be delayed

A eyewitness drawing taken from some memer.

In other news

Entry Moderator Alex Mercer has been elected for new Riff-Raff king. Alex Mercer has been spamming the ever-living fuck out of Riff-Raff, earning him a solid place among tryhards and shit-shitposters.

Unfortunately, after being rewarded with a suspension from a jelly RandomMan, the future of the meme king seems grim.

Alex Mercer Shortly after his crowning

Thanks, Random. Here is just some of the devastating attacks against Users after an uproar that is tearing this site apart.

Rebel Skrubs have captured and controlled nearly half of Know Your Meme's Eastern Border, wanting Meme reform and independance from the Totalitarian Mods.

This KYM News, back to Random.

One of our reporters, Crusty, just had an interview with a veteran of the NSFW war, No Original "Corpsefucker" Names, who is diagnosed with meme aids and PTSD. The interview is as follows.

/start transmission
Crusty: So NON, I have a few questions, are you willing to answer?
No Original "Corpsefucker" Names: [incoherent screaming about Squigly]
C: I'll take that as a yes. So first questi-
NON: FUCKIGN M0DSI WANT MODRATORSHIP
Security Guard: Mr Crusty, you are too close to the cage. Please move back for your own safety.
C: Sorry about that. First question: How was the war like?
NON: Shit. SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITPOSTING!! I nEED TO BE NOTICED!! REEEEEEEEEE..
Security Guard: Fuck, he's breaching the cage! Get the fuck ba-
[loud screaming and bones crunching is heard before NON is shot at with multiple tranquilizer darts]
/end transmission
(Note: Crusty got out alive. However, he couldn't handle the dankage and create a shit Riff-Raff thread before killing himself)

Thank you Lurk.

Now as we all know. The Enderman of Minecraft has made many comments showing how all topics are always in someway related to the 2001 Mojang game Minecraft. Now he has advanced to new levels, and decides to make a RIff Raff thread in hopes to wake up the inner 10 year old inside all of us.

Thee question is though
Is it possible for him to talk about something else?

More at 11

And now onto some recent groundbreaking developments in the field of science. For decades, theoretical memeicists have debated the idea of the "black hole of originality" first proposed by the famous Doctor James T. Goatworth. According to his models, subsequently refined over the years, an extremely high density of repetitions of a small number of tired jokes (that probably were never funny in the first place) in a personal interaction network would cause its very fabric to become unstable and eventually collapse in on itself, creating a gravitational pull so powerful that not even laughter itself could escape. But this was only a hypothesis based on complex mathematics and unfortunately long time spent on the internet… until now.
Yes, for at the prestigious University of Riff-Raffsterdam researchers have finally gotten the chance to use the long-anticipated Large HaDon Collider after construction was completed just last month. With it, they can make tests in a real world environment that before they could only deal with in theory and in their worst nightmares. And indeed, though on a very tiny scale, using their advanced meme equipment those magnificent men and women caught one appearing before their very eyes.
God help us all.
Back to you, Jim.

Jims dead and now that my interview is over and I got all the blood off me its time for the gossip hour! It seems two trouble makers have been in loove, what will become of this new saucey relationship? will we see the death of kym itself or some hawt meme sex? More at 11
Goes back to fucking a corpse while begging for modship

On to the weather. As usual, a shitstorm is brewing somewhere.

Shitstorms are expected to become even more frequent due to changes in global debate climate.