I'm a 27 year old American Dank memer (meme-ologist for you normalfags). I make Advice animals and Rage Faces on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior meme games. (Robot Unicorn, Angry Birds, know your destiny)
I train with my Keyboard every day, this superior weapon can burn through steel beams because it is jet fuel, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my advice animal license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak meme fluently, both 1337 and the troll dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about meme history and the Rules of the Internet, which I follow 100%
When I get my Meme visa, I am moving to Silicon Vally to attend a prestigious Meme School to learn more about their meme culture. I hope I can become an international meme-ist or a meme designer!
I own several rage face shirts, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Silicon Vally, so I can fit in easier. I troll my elders and seniors and 1337 speak as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Silicon Vally!
