Where people taking selfies of themselves with their dead parents ashes is now cool!
BRB: Gotta go marry my selfie stick. So I can please our gods. Maybe then, humanity can improve, as Jesus, God, Santa, and science where all lies from our dumb ancestors to make me feel "sad".
This is the new rule of life, the "hip way". Now, you must learn it!
In-fact. We should make a new law, all children must now learn the commandments of Tumblr at the age of 1 now. There rules are… Whacks self with hammer
1 u shalz nawt beh educatd
2 u shalz take a selfe at everythng, even if it's your ded mum
3 all is offensie, we r all sjws
4 apple is our only brand, because their computa cnt get virus. LELELELEEL.
5 every ppl muct were obey and swag hats
6 all chrdn must watch utube and netflx
7 all ppl must have twittr intsagrm and tumbla
8 the government is all lie
9 the us is the only part of the wolrl. what is a aferca? you mean the barren lands of noman?
10 hat is our only option, bully all teh kidz on theschoolgorubnd, be cool! whoop whoop XD
14 dnt use vowels
15 if internet connectin go out, kill selfu
13 autocorrkt is your englh yteacha
14 cod and minecraft r de best gams eva!!!!!
17 pewdiepie is our god, everyone steals from him, and we must kill all their immitators with rape and scat.