So, this has been a discussion for quite some time already, but I feel we need to go Dateline NBC on the asses of users who are secretly the same person with multiple accounts. Local reporter Samantha Seksonleggs has the story.
Taryn and DPF:
That is all. Lock 'em up.
Blubber and MDF: This case has already been closed but it should still be archived here. If you haven't heard already, Blubber and MDF are both the same person because they're both from Canada (and let's be honest Canada has like 3 people living in it so it's not hard to figure stuff like this out), they're both shitty mods, they're both always piss-drunk or high as fuck, and they're never on the IRC at the same time. If you need more evidence than that I don't know what to tell you.
Twisty, and Roarshack: We've got a new one here. Sound unreasonable? Hold on, I can still convince you. They're both black, they both like shitty music, they both have a deep love for CIA, and they're both hotheads. Need more evidence? They're also both fuccbois. I needn't say anymore.
This is just scratching the surface of the endless traitors lurking on this site. Of course I, Samantha Seksonleggs, a lone reporter, can't do all the investigating by my lonesome so I'm outsourcing you, Riff Raff, to find me some juicy evidence. Now get out there and expose some two-faced bastards!
