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Tell me what I should shout at the top of my lungs, Riff-Raff.

HELP! I SAT DOWN AND CAN'T STAND UP!

inb4 ALLAHU AKBAR

ALOHA SNACBAR

>be me
>at an airport
>decide to pull a prank
>ask fellow pranksters on meme site to give me an idea for a prank
>this is going to be so funny
>scream out loud "ALOHA SNACKBAR NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE"
>getting tased by security
>so funny
>get placed on no fly list and get convicted as terrorist
>my sides

ANELE ANELE ANELE

Please don't bother the other people at the airport with your shenanigans.
If a security doesn't taser you first, a irritable person will beat you with their luggage. Then, continue beating you with said luggage for making them miss their flight.

>Riff-Raff
>taking it seriously

Besides, I'm not there anymore, because at my destination the whole fucking airport got shut down because Zeus goddamn hates me. So, time for a red eye. I hope I don't get caught up in a murder conspiracy.

Make sure to say "don't tase me bro!" When the security tase you

ARRIBA ARRIBA

NIGGERS

Do a victory screech.

Put a doughnut on the luggage claim. Or a dildo. Whichever is better.

CONGRATS ON COMPLETING REHAB!

because at my destination the whole fucking airport got shut down

You did it, didn't you?

You used the bomb joke.

Goddamit, how many other airports did you shut down?