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I am the embodiment of salt.

Last posted Apr 13, 2015 at 12:10PM EDT. Added Apr 10, 2015 at 06:42AM EDT
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I will make your fries taste amazing, I will always be at your dinner table, and I will be jealous of everyone and whine and complain until the end of time.
Come at me if you want, for I am
The salt god

>tfw ur Poseidon, God of the salty seas

Last edited Apr 10, 2015 at 06:45AM EDT

yeah you have salt but do you have pepa????

Thanks,i need that for these fries

Soma Cruz wrote:

Thanks,i need that for these fries

Oh he has spoken.How should i respect a guy who is an asshole to many people and trys to be superior.You have to earn respect from me and for your information i’m 19,Black,play several sports,have a girlfriend while you are debating and obsessing over 14 year old Anime characters.Also giving me a Warning that i critizize you is tge most laughable thing ever(i’m considering insults too)You are an Asshole and like i said many people hate you.You feed these people with more Anger towards you,but you think you are special enough to get away with it.Rosalina Artworks belong in the Smash gallery no matter what you say if you are an Admin,Moderator,Gold Member etc. People complain if it is in the wrong gallery,but did they complain in my Rosalina pic?No!Only you are trying to take the upper hand and don’t let the people decide if it belongs in there.Also you commenting on that pic and getting positive answers are just your blinded fans who agree everything you say them

Loli wrote:

Oh he has spoken.How should i respect a guy who is an asshole to many people and trys to be superior.You have to earn respect from me and for your information i’m 19,Black,play several sports,have a girlfriend while you are debating and obsessing over 14 year old Anime characters.Also giving me a Warning that i critizize you is tge most laughable thing ever(i’m considering insults too)You are an Asshole and like i said many people hate you.You feed these people with more Anger towards you,but you think you are special enough to get away with it.Rosalina Artworks belong in the Smash gallery no matter what you say if you are an Admin,Moderator,Gold Member etc. People complain if it is in the wrong gallery,but did they complain in my Rosalina pic?No!Only you are trying to take the upper hand and don’t let the people decide if it belongs in there.Also you commenting on that pic and getting positive answers are just your blinded fans who agree everything you say them

Inb4 old copypasta

Soma Cruz wrote:

Inb4 old copypasta

Loli wrote:

Oh he has spoken.How should i respect a guy who is an asshole to many people and trys to be superior.You have to earn respect from me and for your information i’m 19,Black,play several sports,have a girlfriend while you are debating and obsessing over 14 year old Anime characters.Also giving me a Warning that i critizize you is tge most laughable thing ever(i’m considering insults too)You are an Asshole and like i said many people hate you.You feed these people with more Anger towards you,but you think you are special enough to get away with it.Rosalina Artworks belong in the Smash gallery no matter what you say if you are an Admin,Moderator,Gold Member etc. People complain if it is in the wrong gallery,but did they complain in my Rosalina pic?No!Only you are trying to take the upper hand and don’t let the people decide if it belongs in there.Also you commenting on that pic and getting positive answers are just your blinded fans who agree everything you say them

Okay i'll just leave this is getting annoying,lol

Next time I see you on the streets I'm taking all your lunch money, punk

No Original the salt lick

This thread made me really thirsty.

why am i still here wrote:

This thread made me really thirsty.

Thristy for better jokes?

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Laika wrote:

Next time I see you on the streets I'm taking all your lunch money, punk

Its funny how everyone here knows the situation and plays with the joke while you know barely anything about it and you're just trying to join the bandwagon of hate.
Bravo my friend, bravo.

No Original Names wrote:

Its funny how everyone here knows the situation and plays with the joke while you know barely anything about it and you're just trying to join the bandwagon of hate.
Bravo my friend, bravo.

fuk logic
riFF RAFF BITCH
also lol @ taking Riff-Raff seriously

Last edited Apr 10, 2015 at 12:57PM EDT

Lutien wrote:

fuk logic
riFF RAFF BITCH
also lol @ taking Riff-Raff seriously

Good point
SALTINESS INTENSIFIES WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Last edited Apr 10, 2015 at 12:59PM EDT

HELP,I'M DEADING FROM THIRST!Thanks thread

I am the bone of my salt
sodium is my body and chlorine is my blood
I have created over a thousand salts
unknown to interwebz, nor known to life
have withstood pain to create so many salts
yet, those hands will never hold anything
so as I pray, unlimited salt works

Last edited Apr 10, 2015 at 02:20PM EDT

<OTL> wrote:

I am the bone of my salt
sodium is my body and chlorine is my blood
I have created over a thousand salts
unknown to interwebz, nor known to life
have withstood pain to create so many salts
yet, those hands will never hold anything
so as I pray, unlimited salt works

Anybody want sugar?

People hate on him now, but one day No Original Names will be the world leader in helping those suffering from hypotension.

No Original Names wrote:

Its funny how everyone here knows the situation and plays with the joke while you know barely anything about it and you're just trying to join the bandwagon of hate.
Bravo my friend, bravo.

Damn son you really deserve that self-given title.

No Original Names wrote:

I will make your fries taste amazing, I will always be at your dinner table, and I will be jealous of everyone and whine and complain until the end of time.
Come at me if you want, for I am
The salt god

Is that you?

Last edited Apr 10, 2015 at 05:44PM EDT

Salt is actually unhealthy, much like your attitude. (◕‿◕✿)

Hi Woolie

Yosuke Isn't Back wrote:

Salt is actually unhealthy, much like your attitude. (◕‿◕✿)

salt is good in moderation wtf. are you trying to kill everyone who visits riff-raff???

Did someone say salt?

Its night time and you know what that means.

Time to take everything seriously and yelling at people TO THE MAX

“I am the Bone of my Salt
anger is my Body and bitterness is my Blood
I have created over a Thousand hate posts
Unaware of Loss,
Nor aware of Gain.
Withstood Pain to create salt, Waiting for one’s Arrival
I have no Regrets. This is the only Path
My whole life was Unlimited Salt Works”