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I,

have a bed, but I prefer to sleep on the floor.

fill up old water bottles with tap water and destroy them outside

Cut the rings from underneath the caps of water bottles with a pair of scissors and break them into several equal-sized pieces with a strict set of steps using only my fingers and teeth.

draw and vector porn.

hate talking.

make animals noises to break awkward silences.

hit my head on walls until it starts bleeding or the pain becomes unbearable.

eat paper when I’m really hungry.

dreamed about Sonic the Hedgehog before

Practice stripper dancing in the shower and in front of mirrors.

get extremely anxious every time I make a new thread

make lyrics for songs that I will never make/publish and whisper them to myself

i have ocd, anxiety, autism, depression and have an irregular sleep schedule

I masturbate to Anita Sarkessian. I also support Gamergate.

i scream the word hate while staring at myself in the mirror everytime i wake up

I moderate a meme site

i pretend to be a nymphomaniac pokemon on a website about memes

i voted "no" on the Anita Sarkeesian TIME poll solely because she disagrees with me, and thus disagrees with gamergate

I masturbate to little boys.

FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT OF MY WEBSITE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i created an account on a site that tracks what music i listen to so i could brag about it with my friends and feel superior

ayy lmao becaus no gf

Post on riff-raff.

Use multiple accounts to avoid people because I'm that insecure

I actually enjoy KYM

"Get extremely anxious making new threads"
>MRW op mocks my severe thread-making anxiety:

I spent on this site (nearly) 1 year. On a meme site.

I go to a memesite to talk about ethics in videogame journalism.

Edit: I wonder who downvoted all the GG posts.

you weren't lying lol

Friend: Hey dude what do you think about that play they did on football

Me: …

Me: Hey hey hey stay out of my shed.

Alcohol.

Ehhhr… Those aren't the ones. I mean, you probably won't believe me, but I figured that I'd just throw that out there.

Wrong ones.

"hit my head on walls until it starts bleeding or the pain becomes unbearable."

Holy jizz. People actually read that? And here I thought that post would be lost with all the other 'normal posts.'

This is fine :^)

I used to aim a laser pointer in my mouth, I thought it tasted like water.

Browse riff raff Dank memes

I fap to colorful equine while riding the public transportation systems to McDonalds so I can get my Double BigMac with extra fries and a diet coke.

Do you have a Tumblr?
You should.

Got suspended for posting on shitposts capital

I purposely avoid the sun so my skin becomes pale.

im genderfluid

im really fakkin socially awkward offline and when making jokes i tend to go to far where people just stop laughing and just stare into my soul
and the weridest one

i make Tg "art" of deviant art ._.

can we make the riff raff rules titled "riff-raff rules (im really fakkin socially awkward offline)"

I wear my batman costume to masturbate in front of my neighbors sprinkler at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month.

Practice stripper dancing in the shower and in front of mirrors.

Hey man I never knew we were so alike like fist bumb brah.

I cringe at facebook "memes".

I dream of a world without Jews.

wut did i just read

I masturbate to midna pictures.

i have a anime profile picture

I post pictures of bestiality or vomiting dogs, which I consider to be the highest form of humour.

I also have an irrational and pervasive hatred of nerds.

"irrational"

only nerds think nerd hate is irrational (otherwise lol)

1..I think my dog is the re-incarnation of a woman from the middle east
2.I talk to the stars when I'm outside at night
3.When I'm alone, I discuss cosmology, psychology, gender dynamics and existential philosophy with myself outloud
4.I fantasize about becoming a nazi
5.When I'm alone, I listen to heavy electric music and fail about rapidly until I hurt myself
6.I draw with my eyes
7.I paint melting people