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Risette, Love me!

Last posted Apr 24, 2015 at 05:49PM EDT. Added Apr 23, 2015 at 06:26PM EDT
26 posts from 18 users

Risette, all this time I have been trying to get you to respect me, trust me, and love me, and everytime you've rejected me over and over and over! When wil you love me!? what will make you love me!?
I remember all the beautilful words you've said to me like:
"you will never be a mod, e v e r"
"No, Fuck you"
"You've dug your grave, we're just filling it for you"
"cuz you're a shit"
I've remebered these words and have been inspired by them. But you have never admitted to loving me!
I'm prepared to jump/deactivate because without your love, I am nothing on this site!
so what do i have to do to make you love me?
TELL ME!!!
ITS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION RISETTE EITHER TELL ME YOU LOVE ME OR I JUMP!!

Last edited Apr 23, 2015 at 06:43PM EDT

Doeoeod acts cool so mods will notice him.

Last edited Apr 23, 2015 at 06:33PM EDT

DO A FLIP

First Mare, then Girlie, now Risette.

What is this, the holy trinity of NON failing at internet girls?

3 times a charm, son. You better jump this time.

Last edited Apr 23, 2015 at 06:37PM EDT

risette is platonically mine. find someone else.

madcat wrote:

risette is platonically mine. find someone else.

Your body already belongs to those 50 Uni homosexuals you haven't even met yet.

lol @ all this internet girl love

plot twist: risette is actually a 40-something-year-old who is posing as a girl for attention

Last edited Apr 23, 2015 at 06:58PM EDT

aren't you busy trying to make mods fuck you or smth?

>mfw NON fails at trying to get in the pants of a horseslut and 2 underage girls
>mfw he makes a thread about it
>mfw his threads are still the shittiest

NON internet pickup-artist advisor custom title when

also why exactly would I like you? everyone knows you aren't 19,black,play several sports like badminton and table tennis and I'm pretty sure you've never had a gf let alone have one now

RandomMan wrote:

Your body already belongs to those 50 Uni homosexuals you haven't even met yet.

we all know that cmon

Yosuke Isn't Back wrote:

also why exactly would I like you? everyone knows you aren't 19,black,play several sports like badminton and table tennis and I'm pretty sure you've never had a gf let alone have one now

Next time, on Forensic Files:

A 14-year old girl from Carmichael, California, is found dead in her bedroom after an apparent sexual assault. As the town mourns her death, police find clues about the killer, and are shocked to see how a normal man can be driven to criminality because of conspiracy, rejection, and necrophilia!

Seriously though, NON. If there were any user on this site I pity the most, it's you. But there's a point where you have to know when to stop. And if you want a girlfriend, the internet is never a place to look unless you're desperate…you're not desperate, are you?

Every male virgin on the Internet is desperate to be a godamn sexual tyranasouus. Just like me.

Eris wrote:

Next time, on Forensic Files:

A 14-year old girl from Carmichael, California, is found dead in her bedroom after an apparent sexual assault. As the town mourns her death, police find clues about the killer, and are shocked to see how a normal man can be driven to criminality because of conspiracy, rejection, and necrophilia!

Seriously though, NON. If there were any user on this site I pity the most, it's you. But there's a point where you have to know when to stop. And if you want a girlfriend, the internet is never a place to look unless you're desperate…you're not desperate, are you?

you know as well as I do that NON doesn't have the guts to kill me let alone even talk to me and of course he's desperate, his waifu is shit and dead and let's be real here I'm pretty sure even squigly would reject him

Yosuke Isn't Back wrote:

you know as well as I do that NON doesn't have the guts to kill me let alone even talk to me and of course he's desperate, his waifu is shit and dead and let's be real here I'm pretty sure even squigly would reject him