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>Be me 17
>Extremely introvert
>Real beta fgt
>Never had any real friends in school
>Hardly ever spoken to any one in class
>And then out of nowhere
>Real qt3.14 9/11
>”Do you wanna go out sometime?”
>Don’t know what to do, converts all power to autism center in brain
>”U want some’a dis dick, u gtta beg for it”
>Erection so hard it could cut diamonds
>Realize what I just said, try to make up for it
>”Erhmm.. what I meant was, beg for it like a seal”
>Now qt3.14 just stand looking at me
>Freak out, slap her unconscious, piss my pants, leave like noting happened
>Get home, start reading a book about dinosaurs, dinosaurs are great
>Then I read the first letter of every sentence

>brand new member post this thread

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>parents leave for weekend
>dad tells me I'm in charge of the house
>tells big sister that no boys can come over
>she expects she can just flout it cause I'm a pushover
>brings guy over
>I tell him he has to leave
>sister gets grumpy and freaks out, guy tries to intimidate me cause he's bigger and taller than me
>call dad on phone, put him on speaker
>he overhears the guy and goes nuts, starts threatening him and everything
>guy leaves
>sister left crying, hates my guts for actually applying the rules

Feels good to be the man of the house.

>be me

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