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I woke up this morning to find pink/purple stockings, Marilyn Manson albums mixed in with my Bad Religion albums, and a science book with a note:

It was a bit hard to read since it was written in druken handwriting.
Not long after I got a comment on my wall:

Earlier at 1:00 I mysteriously woke up at 1:00 with weird al playing from my speaker.
Whats going on?
What happened last night?

There was a rave party on your house last night to celebreate your new "never will be a mod" and "saltiest bitch" custom titles. Mare, who was there, tried to seduce you when you were drunk and stoned, but you rejected her. Thinking that she could seduce you when you were sober, she left you the book and the stockings. About the Weird Al thing, we played karaoke with "Amish Paradise" (I won).

It was a crazy party: You tried to kiss Soundwave, DragonLord almost chops RandomMan's dick and Twisty fucked your mother.

You forgot to take your medicine last night, didn't you?

And not to forget, you thought it would be a good idea to sing "This Girl is on Fire" after jumping into my Walpurgis fire.

It was pretty hot.

"Mare, who was there, tried to seduce you when you were drunk and stoned, but you rejected her."
Really? Then why do I feel as if someone earlier was crawling in my skin?

Oh yeah, another song we sang was "Crawling", by Mare. As you were sad by Soundwave's rejection and you go batshit insane when you are drunk, you started crawling into your arms and putting salt into the wounds while shouting "I'M THE SALTIEST BITCH IN KYM FUCK YEAH". After that you went to the kitchen and put lemon juice on the wounds while singing "In The End". We tried to stop you, but you were throwing salt and lemon juice to us, so we finally gave up.

how were the wound sticthed up, did mare use her science to do surgery on me?

They were superficial wounds, as all angst teenager's wounds. I actually think you tried to either impress Soundwave and show him how hurt you were for his reject.

ok then, but how the hell did Dragonlord get there? I thought i had a 13 year old replent on my house.

As he's 14 it didn't work, also the replent was from a low-quality brand, so Yiffer almost gets into there. We were lucky that RandomMan was there and throw him a can of beer.

I'm 14……..

As I said, RandomMan saw you and threw you a can of beer into the head, resulting into you going away while crying and shouting "MOD ABOOSE! MOD ABOOSE!"

You're making shit up

You may don't remember it because you crashed into a streetlight and passed out. We called an ambulance and Foxy went with you to the hospital, and he later accompanied you home after the docs said you were alright (physically).

You're making more shit up,I spent the whole night trying to sneak in.And failing hard.

What? No, I remember an ambulance coming and picking someone who was injuried… Wait, were you wearing a red hood? Maybe I'm confusing you with another user who tried to sneak into the rave.

EDIT: NOW I REMEMBER IT! The injuried one was Lurk, who was angry because we didn't invite him and RandomMan told him we didn't because he has shit taste on 4chan boards. They discussed, RM threw him the can and he crashed to a streetlight. Anyway, I don't remember you sneaking there and heard anyone saying you tried to sneak.

There was deltamelon, there was foxy,there was twisty, there was me and now there is NON.
Now just remember:

Too be honest Particle mare doesn't deserve NON (or anyone on this site) because NON has done incredible things. Like being undefeated in 100 battles and at the same time fighting the byzantines and the persians.

"When I am in the battlefield, I love it more then when I am in my house."
-I Can't Make Original Names

there was me

lol no

>clicks thread
particle mare
>leaves thread

You are making this shit up because that would be an empty can if I threw it.

Don't waste beer kids.

@particle mare
That is what you get for giving the wrong response.

lol u seem jelly

That is an insult how dare you imply I cheat on my mikoyan gurevich 19.

Oh is it time for Warriormans patented "Guys I reject women I am so cool." shtick already.

My, my. Please go on to tell us how girls ask you out but you reject them like the bad ass you are. We were so enamored by your last few stories about how a girl walked up to you and asked you but you rejected because she was a bad person.

Regale of more of your deeds, sir planefucker.

damn that 14 year-old handwriting

100% legit photo of what happened last night

I though it was implied that was an empty can, as you love that literally-cat-piss-drink.