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KYM Riff Raff Agents, I have an important mission for you. I have received word from our British informants that the Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a girl. However, the League of Feminists wanted this to happen. After interrogating a feminist, we found out that they want to knock off Prince George (the 1st Royal Baby) so that this newborn princess can become a Queen. Don't you see what a Queen has done to the UK, it's been terrible. We need to stop this from happening, but fortunately, we have a British Spiderman. I wish you agents luck. This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.

It's spelled Spider-Man. There's a hyphen.

I summon thee, almighty Nick Griffin, our last remaining hope, hero of Britannia and purger of Jews, bring forth your wrath onto these wicked feminists who threaten to upset the balance of our wonderful country.

THE WORST THING THAT WILL HAPPEN TO BRITAIN IS AN INVASION BY IMMIGRANTS!

It seems you have some brushing up to do on your intel.

After being knocked unconscious by the guards at least 1,000 times, my Swadian spies managed to infiltrate London. They have discovered that there is a third party attempting to oppose the royal family.

It appears that a coalition of Tumblristas and SJWs are opposing the Duchess of Cambridge, frothing at the mouth over the fact that the royal family has "assigned" a gender to the newborn infant.