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Is this a code? Is there a gorilla-robot-child that walks among us? Should we be concerned? Perhaps excited? These are all questions which we do not yet know the answers to, only time will tell.

Is it half gorilla-robot and half child, or half gorilla and half robot-child?

half child, half gorilla, ALL ROBOT

It is foretelling of an upcoming battle in Riff Raff.

Captian Blubber spoke about Purple Monkey Cheese in the Riff Raff Rules. Gorilla Robot Child will due battle with Purple Monkey Cheese to decide who will inherit control of Riff Raff when Blubber thinks it is time to relinquish control.

If Gorilla Robot Child wins, all of Know Your Meme will permanently fall to the Robo-users. IS THIS WHAT WE WANT? I say, Join Purple Monkey and strangle Gorilla Robot Child in its cradle before his young Electric Jimmies® can befoul the site any further than the robo menace has already. If we fail, Riff Raff will be plagued by 1000 (more) bad threads.

But then who (or what) is Purple Monkey Cheese? For all we know they could lead down an even worse path than Gorilla Robot Child. Maybe Purple Monkey will not just lead to a plague of 1000 bad threads but will lead to 1000 yiffer and NON threads.

OH SHIT
GORILLA ROBOT CHILD HAS BEEN SPOTTED

IS IT TRULY THE END TIMES?

Nonsense, there are only good things about Purple Monkey cheese

• Is Purple (Purple is a great color, way better than dumb robot colors)
• Is a Monkey (Monkeys already run the site, he'll fit right in)
• Is Cheese (which is delicious)

Meanwhile, there is everything is wrong with Gorilla Robot Child

• Is a Gorilla (Ever seen King Kong? Do you want that thing running the site?)
• Is a Robot (They already have Super Robo Jesus. We can't let them get another)
• Is a Child (Will likely make Pokemon gallery only under-aged Pokeporn).

The choice is clear, we must fight to win or KYM will fall before the might of the Robo-users.

Jacob wasted 3 weeks of his life doing this, yet he told me to post it in his place

"Call it what you will-a revelation from Captain Blubber, or a curse of the meme king. The fact remains that KYM came to an end. A heretic called upon an unearthly light, and devastation ensued. Chaos crashed out of the depths of the ocean, from the black abyss. Death upon death, nothing but death in this barren land! Who can we pray to? There are nothing but apes and robots here."
-- From the Journal of a Man who Wandered into another Forum

The gorilla robot children are getting closer.

There is not much time left for you people.

The Primate gods are now angered.
It is the end of Riff-Raff is nigh.
All of us are doomed.
We should have listened to to their prophet Blubber when we had the chance.

There is only one hope for us now.

We must now rely on BRORANGUTAN

The question is, which simian force will Brorangutan approve of?

>Not doing it in the same ART style as SRJ