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Hi, I'm Taryn :-)

I just joined six years ago, but I hope I can learn to get along with you all!!

Am I on the right forum for this? I don't even know!!!! Can someone explain to me what a "riff raff" is? And who is this guy Captain Blubber? He seems really mean.

Anyway, I look forward to meeting you all.

Now I'm off, not to post again for another three to six months. Ciao!

Goodbye.

Goodnight sweet prince.

Taryn gets angered by people who do nothing wrong lol.

Hello I'm Ann Hiro. I joined five years ago, and I'm the only brand new member on the site.

My time has finally come

The question is: how are you gonna ban yourself?

I need to see if I can get your title replaced with empty space because your ego has shamelessly taken over once more since the title update.

What if we all got brand new member custom titles just to spite Ann Hiro

Lol imagine giving DB mods the power to hand them out:

1. It's a woefully underused feature.
2. By making them more frequent through mods, special snowflakes and ego trippers hopefully lose interest.
3. We got nerds at gunpoint: Act retarded and you lose your title.
4. Sell memetitles for mememoney.
5. Or Steam funds.
6. Or Nintendo Eshop cards.
7. ???
7. PROFIT!!!
8. Ann will still have his title replaced to nothing to represent him being that.

But Ann Hiro will brag about "being the only user on KYM with a title of nothing"

Odds are he'll be confused with a spambot.

The problem fixes itself.

You can't fix a Software Issue with Hardware. He's going to make something positive out of anything you do to him if you give him enough time.

if you ever took the time to settle in this web site im sure you must have came across me. (as far as IRC/forums)

My name is Alex.

Just click my avatar for more info.

Im just here to meet some talented/cool/interesting people and i have a huuuuge passion to travel so any "international memebers are here by welcome as far as im concerned. I try to have a good time, usually log on when i am feeling friendly…

does halp?

I'm so old I remember 4 boards, Lez Huarez, Verbose, Molly Horan, and advice animals. Wow the good old days only tru oldfags will remember :^^^^^^^^)

^only a tru newfag would say this :)

love you sam _

love you sam _

>insulting a newfag
>hitting on said user

Choose one

>molly horan

aah the good old days of daily hashtags

Throughout history, folklore has always found a way to get rid of evil spirits. Vampires by the wooden stake; werewolves by the silver bullet.

Surely there's a method to get rid of Ann.

"legend of Ann hiro"

the only user to surpass greatness only to create a loop in the memeverse and his steam ran out back where he started, Brand. New.

Talk about going Full circle…

Ban hammer or IP ban.

This thread needs some RussianFedora. I miss that guy.

unlike anyone else in the site, Alex is good looking enough to hit on anyone he wants.

please refrain your fedoraposting to yourself uglyfag

Hi, I am NonOriginalNames. I have been here for 3 days and I already am an old fag. I masturbate to 2D girls and I want to be a mod. I'm salty alty as fuck, desu desu. Love me pls.

Hey. I'm Jimmy The Swood Guy, and this… is Jackass.

Hello fellow people, I am Maple Chocolate.

I like maple and chocolate. i draw shit things i like.

I miss him too. That lovable natrp destroying bozo.

Fedora's just aren't the same without him.

Can I try out the silver bullet and wooden stake just to be save?

@RM

I doubt either of those things would work. Legends say that the only way to remove the Hiro is through a demonic hex that will banish his wretched soul back into the clutches of satans ballsack from whence he came using the blood of 7 black cats, the head of Al Gore, demon chanting sung by 7 virgins each reciting Heart Shaped Glasses by Marylin Manson. And all while being fucked in the ass by 7 homosexual jewish neo-nazi's

It's weird going through my friends list and seeing all these ppl who went through the same fandom cycle as me, but seeing the exact points in that cycle where they died based on their avatars

Yo, I'm ThatOneGuyNobodyReallyKnowsButHesProbsSomeFurryFuck.

I draw crap nobody cares about and hardly ever post anymore.

I thought that right was reserved to Adam Deland.

Now who will fuck my mother now? ;_;

when will twi grow out of his "weeaboo video game nerd" fandom cycle

I don't know, do I count?
I'm Mako, and I am trash

aw, she thinks she matters :)

I can't hear you. Take out yiffer's dick out of your mouth first then try talking.

Oh, you think shitposting is your ally. But you merely adopted the spam; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a conversationalist, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

NOW PUT THE UPVOTES IN THE FUCKING BAG

That would be implying that Yiffer has a penis. That would also be implying that you have some kind of magical ability to hear text.

@Connor

You may be born into the spam, but bitch, I AM the spam! I practically do nothing on this site BUT spam!

I don't know, you tell me.

I have the oddest feeling that even if he did have a penis at some point, he would of been castrated by now.

I'm Lich and I can't leave the damn site. Mainly, because I have these things called "internet friends". Ugh, worst of all, I made "friends" with the mods and they refuse to ban me.

Looking at you DPF and RandomMan!

END MY SUFFERING

I have the theory that he reproduces by mitosis.

jokes on you this is the second coming of the weeaboo videogame nerd cycle. the one where im an adult now and know no one will give a shit as long as i dont act like a 13 year old at hot topic

Translation:

Hello, I am Cecaelia Girlie. I've only been on this meme site for only five months, yet I have so much unhealthy devotion to it to the point in which that I gained the 'Pundit' title for posting 1000 times, have 70 friends, over 200 wall comments, over 1,000 karma, and a 'reputation' for posting the forum equivalent of smoldering garbage. Also, I like to ERP.

I bet it took these oldfags years to get on their current level, showing that they have responsibilities IRL and have little time for KYM*.

The newbie egofest is nigh.

*Disclaimer: Some oldfags may be no-lifes who show an even unhealthier obsession to KYM, or they had just as much devotion as Girlie early on and gradually contributed less to the site.

Oh Lurk, I knew I can count on you to realize that my seemingly egotistical moment was a cry for help!

I said "cry for help", not "master ruse".

:\/

I'm an old member, I just deactivate so much no one can really tell.

Hi, I'm Eris. I've been here for 2 years, yet most people still don't know who I am.