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So I was sitting in my computer playing some vidya,but then a man screaming “MAKE SOME SHIT THREADS, NOW” broke my window and went into my house.And then he screamed “FUCK YOU CIS FAGGOT” and “I LOVE CRIMEARIVER” and then reached out his hand,before vomiting.And then fell unconsious.And now his unconsiocous body lays down on my floor.

Wat do?

put him in the trash with your waifu

It was MScratch

Trashcan is already full from all the catgirls in there.

What if MScratch and Whit3 are the same person?

Ok, you have to listen very CAREFULLY, it once happened to me and I can guarantee this will work.

1. First you need to have: "Hydrofluoric Acid" and a basket made out of plastic.

2. Put the Hydrofluoric Acid in the basket and then put the body in there.

3. Wait for a few hours then get rid of the basket and the contents inside.

4. Incinerate yourself until you turn into ashes. This step is necessary if the attacker has vomited ON YOU. Otherwise that may spread the Ebola virus and we don't want to deal with that crap.

5. Have fun! :)

Since the person is unconscious, noone on this thread could be the intruder. Since the only Estonian we know (Whit3), has already posted here, it's safe to say that the intruder is just some random Estonian.

This just raises more questions though. OP, why do you believe the intruder is Estonian? Did he speak Estonian? If so, how do you know Estonian tongue? If he was speaking English, why did you guess he was Estonian?

I can tell he was Estonian. I've seen many Estonians before. Whit3 is lying. Notice how he immediately tried to blame on someone else.

But didn't you say that the intruder was unconscious? Whit3 posted only 4 minutes after your original post. I doubt he would've been able to wake up, find internet access, and have enough time shitpost on a shitposting forum on a site about internet memes in such short time. Your testimony has a lot of holes.

So if it isn't Whit3….who is this Estonian man in my house??

Whit3 once wished that Estonia would conquer Europe.

He's probably one of Whit3 minions.

A random Estonian man. Keep it away from anything resembling Scandinavian countries. Estonians are attracted to them like cats are to catnip.

What about my Scandinavian coffee?

Well there's your problem.

I LOVE YOU CRIMEARIVER!

God fucking dammit I'm not even a girl!

That didn't stop him from hitting on Blue Screen.

If you have a female av, you are objectively a girl

Female name or avatar.

I was called a she when my username was Kurenai. (Look in the K-on! comment section.)