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Our Nima models have been selling really well lately. So to celebrate the sales, we currently have a discount going on for all those used town bicycles. Buy one, get a second one for only half-off. The customers have been giving us great reviews on the rides of these and the bike seat cozies.

The Particle models have been going up in price a while ago, so they don't sell as easily as the Nima versions. But the quality exceeds its expectations, no worries on that. But I'm still a businessman you understand, so you must understand that you gotta pay if you want this elite quality.

What? You're not looking for these?

The Sam models? Oh, I'm sorry sir, but currently those aren't for sale. Our engineers are repairing them in the back after we had customers return them not pleased with the model. So we're currently having the horizontal frame changed into a diagonal bar. Please check back in a few weeks and we'll have a new stock of Sams ready for you and your friends to ride.

Still not?

The Cecaelia Tricycle?

I'm sorry sir but we don't serve your kind here.

I prefer the Blubber skateboards.

A single Eurofighter typhoon outperforms every bicycle you have.

I hope our new brand BSOD tandem sells well too.

Where's the Lisalombs bike? I hear when you ride it, you know how it feels to be alive.

hahahhaha

Just how used are all these bikes? I don't one to ride one that has already been riden many times before, and has grown weak, taking all the fun out of the ride. I mean, those Particle models look very battered indeed.

It's difficult. You have to stand up and struggle with the rest of the animal kingdom.

Unicycle masterrace

May I buy one and are custom bicycles available?

Ah, I can see the mister is a real velocipedist. Well I just so happen to have something retro in the back of the shop.

This is the Ms Fortune High Wheeler. It's a oldschool model, but it checks out. As you can see the front wheel is really inflated in size to give that good classic feel when riding it.

But unfortunately, like its front wheel, its price has also inflated because of the rarity. But I'm certain you are well willing to pay for it.

What's wrong with my bikes bitch wanna go?!

btw nice loli sweat shop I'm jealous I wish mine was efficient as yours.

Look, I'm gonna be honest, I've spent 30 minutes trying to think of a bicycle pun just so I can use this one reaction image. But, fuck it. Many users flew off the handles. Add rimshot.

And pic

My bike is like an old whore, it's used by everyone. Anybody want it?

So, it's essentially RandomMan's model?

>Our Nima models have been selling really well lately
So people finally got a chance to ride Nima?

Not you.

You mean the ones that support over 500 lbs?

This bike… I stealed from TillsterRulz