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I had snu-snu with my gf, she told me she was autistic and that she's pregnant. I don't want a retarded autistic child. In fact, I don't even want kids.

What should I do? Pls memefriends, help me.

Edit: I can kill her but I could need help to hide the body.

Ann Hiro

Damn dude that's edgy.

Take that blindfold that you've been forcing her to wear off, and I think she'll do the job for you.

Feed her some Arby's.

Become gay then you'll never have to worry about this again.

I think I have the solution

What you do is, get a time machine, go back in time as many years as she is old, and then leave her there in the past. Go back to the future (ie the present) and then you don't have to worry about it.

The downside is, if she has a girl, it's pretty likely that the daughter she had grew up into your girlfriend, so you basically knocked up your own child. Plus, there's the whole "she gave birth to herself" thing

And of course, if she gave birth to a son, then chances are good she's really your mom, and you are your own father.

Kinda messed up either way, but at least you don't have to worry about raising a kid.

Just go into the future instead.
Also I've got to stop assuming peoples genders match their avatars.

>Not just eating the body after killing her
You know the rule.

Snu snu until one of you drops dead

no regrets

You're going to get a coat hanger and you're use to it to get up "there" and remove the fetus.

I talked with my gf, we're having the baby. I just hope it doesn't come out retarded, I don't want an autistic, gypsy child.

Is it wrong that I want to have a non-retarded child? Is it wrong to strive for genetic superiority? Why she has to be so inconsiderate, doesn't she know I’m human too?

you can't get her pregnant, she's 2D

^ Saw that hentai. 11/10, I super enjoyed it.

How dare you call me 2 dimensional that's the 14th time this month.