(Based on the true story that the actual Capri Sun company doesn't want you to know!)
Around the early 1990s, Capri-Sun manages to secretly become a mega-corporation being secretly funded by the NSA, as the Cold War was still lingering. One drunk NSA agent who happened to be high on drugs watched Terminator 2 and demanded to launch an operation to create a super-soldier program with abilities similar to that of T-1000.
However, 1991 was the same year the Cold War ended. The people working on the operation pretty much said, "Now what?" Capri-Sun not wanting the program to go to waste flipped the bird to the NSA and government and added the formula responsible for the super soldier program into their corn syrup in their drinks. What would ensues later would be a number of [REDACTED] incidents and deaths covered up by your government to prevent public panic and hysteria.
The following of what you are about to witness is not special effects or CGI. The Capri-Sun creators have attempted to market their drinks showing demonstrations of the abilities it can bring. When you watch the following, you are to immediately hide, as sleeper agents have been dispatched to your location to prevent the truth from getting out.
Do you see the example of how much chaos this could predictably cause? Maybe mankind wasn't ready to accept superpowers into their society. After some time, the government managed to successfully prevent the public from knowing the secrets of Capri-Sun and terminated enough witnesses to keep things civil.
However, the hell doesn't end there. Still during the 1990's, a deliberate rip in the fabric of space and time has caused a totalitarian snack and sugary beverage company called Big Game to attempt to sell a bootleg version of the Capri-Sun drink. What resulted was a doomsday scenario that almost put all civilization into risk of being assimilated by a monster so horrible to look at that viewing the final stages of it will cause a memetic effect driving the viewer into seeking death.
What you are now is a commercial created by Big Game displaying what would happen when a large group of 3 consume their drinks at the same time.
(Yes, this is the PG-13 version)
Luckily, the threat was stopped by the power of fire. Capri-Sun was forced to file a lawsuit reaching trillions in a secret court, while Big Game escaped back into their home parallel universe. A moral is to be learned.
Kids, superpowers is one hell of a drug. Trust me. Now, I need to book it before the NSA gets here.