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Phil, the heat of the night
everything's alright
Phil, the power of my heart
gimme all your love

Phil, the heat of the night
everything's alright
Phil, the power of my heart
gimme all your love

All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, my love

Jumpin', jumpin' up and down
From the top, right to the ground
Free your soul and free your mind
Now set you free, right on time
It's weekend and it's party time
Phil, the heat and free your mind
Put your hands up in the air
And wave 'em like you just don't care
Phil, the rhythm, stay real tight
Phil, the heat, Phil the night
Let the groove control your move
Shake your butt and make me hot
Party people, party dance
Shake your body and wave your hands
You know how to do it right

Phil, the heat of the night
Phil, the heat of the night
Everything's alright
Phil, the power of my heart
Gimme all your love
Phil, the heat of the night
Everything's alright
Phil, the power of my heart
Gimme all your love

All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, my love

Pumpin', stompin', people jumpin'
People dancin' everywhere
The DJ's playing music loud
So wave your hands up in the air
Move your body and shake your butt
The rhythm of the music's so hot
I see you do your turnaround
On the dancefloor up and down
Party, party, people party
Party, people, party dance
Come on people, move your body
Shake your body and wave your hands
Sweat is droppin' down all over my face
I, Phil, your sex right in this place
You gotta get this rhythm right
And Phil, the heat of the night

Phil, the heat of the night
Everything's alright
Phil, the power of my heart
Gimme all your love
Phil, the heat of the night
Everything's alright
Phil, the power of my heart
Gimme all your love

All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, right now
All you need is Phil, my love

The only Phil we're talking about here is Phil Swift.

PHIL PHIIIIL OF THE FUTURE
NEVER KNEW IN HISTORY WHERE HE WOULD LAND
NOW HE’S PHIL PHIIIL OF THE FUTURE
22nd CENTURY MAN

Phil's from the 'Sco
Jack's from the P.I.
Horatio the Horat so big-eyed
Tito Dick DICKMAN BABY
He raised Phil and loves the ladies
Jack's cool-ass lazy, he's still learnin'
Otherwise Cherry Pie, still a virgin
Chita, meet tha freak of the week-ah
Phil's homegirl got Jack wanna keep her
But it's not happening either
Shake it like a seizure
Hold up, let me spark this, take a breather
Breathe the reefer in my lungs
I got grapes, whatcha watchin' son?

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I agree

The op was tired when creating the title, so he sleep on the keyboard lmao.

I just got Reggie on the phone. He said he was considering to add Phil to the Super Smash 64 roster.