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Come, friend or traitor come, come and look upon the heart and akulakhan, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it.

I've come to make an announcement:

ALMSIVI are bitch ass motherfuckers. They pissed on my Nerevar. That's right, Vivec took his blue yellow fucking quilly Muatra out and he pissed on my fucking Indoril and he said his spear was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: ALMSIVI, you got a weak godhood, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my Akulakhan looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like a skeleton. They fucked my Nerevar so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Nirn. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER BLIGHT. Except I'm not pissing on the Nirn, I'm gonna go higher, I'M ASH STORMING ON THE MOONS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SEPTIM, I PISSED ON THE MOONS YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the blight droplets hit the fucking Mundus, now get out of my fucking sight, before I give you Corprus too.

IS THIS HOW YOU HONOR THE SIXTH HOUSE AND THE TRIBE UNMOURNED?

COME TO ME OPENLY…

(And no, Nerevar, you can't come by stealth either. Fucking naive swit…)

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