Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitchass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: (blowing up noises) That’s right baby. All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing oN THE MOOOOOON!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU I D I O T!!!
You have 23 hours before the piss ｄｒｒｒｒｒｏｐｌｌｌｌｌｅｔｓ hit the fucking Earth. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
and oh yeah
eizouken is a damn good anime thanks for recommending randomman
