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THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME IN SELF-DEPRECATION?!

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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRYYYYYY!!

Greetings, I am Soup King and I am a boundless well of utterly terrible ideas.

Behold, for this is what I look like in IRL

I create shit memes that are so niche and fucking stupid that it's almost a category unto itself.

And to top it all off, I'm not a weeaboo. I'm not a wehraboo.

Oh no, I'm a big fan of whatever the fuck this comes under.

It's a pitty I'm fucking poor, because this just makes me insane instead of eccentric; and people won't pay you for that.

I'm an artist!

Proceeds to not draw anything for several weeks.

I complain about being eternally single, but I'm too weird to fit in anywhere enough for me to feel attracted to 99.9% of women I meet. It's not that they don't like me, It's that I don't like them, or anyone for that matter. I'm still optimistic that some lady will turn up sooner or later, so at least I've got that going for me.

No pics, I'm essentially a paranoid nutjob about my IRL self.

• >Constantly wondering where all the Dieselpunk media is.
• >Completely forgets that I'm an artist who can kinda-sorta draw and that maybe I should make some.

I like worldbuilding, if only I could get off my ass long enough to actually start making comics for my one of fictional universes.

Proceeds to sit around on a meme site for 10 hours.

"Oh well, maybe tomorrow…"

• >Likes Sayvinyl.
• >Likes Sayvinyl, the band that released one album in 2008 and then disappeared from the internet, never to be seen again.

How many times does a person have to fap to anthropomorphic animals before they're legally considered a furry? And how many times does a person have to fap to lolicon before they get arrested? Also, is it gay to fap to futa if the video is just the character jacking off?

I'm registered as a Republican. I vote for socially conservative candidates and then proceed to jack off to hardcore yiff.

I like to make fun of people who let their sexual attraction to normal things rule them, "simps" if you prefer that term. Also, I have a print-on-demand coffee mug with my favorite dating-sim girl on it coming in the mail. It cost me $25.

I am going grey with age and have never been on a date or even kissed by a girl.

All than and more and yet I can be surprisingly sanctimonious.

I have no IRL friends.

You know I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
just to get it all out, what's in my head
and I scream at the top of my lungs

When you can successfully convince people eccentricity is a replacement for a personality nobody notices your use patterns correspond to crippling lows in depression cycles where the acknowledgement of suicide contagion and what it would do to people around me is one of the only things keeping my head above water.