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After decades of research, I have compiled a top 10 list of KYM's favorite waifus.
(Fictional characters you horny bastards want to bang the most.)
This list is user choice and has no influence by me whatsoever.

10. Hex Maniac

9. Pyra, Mythra

8. Isabelle

7. Shantae

6. Zero Suit Samus

5. Nessa

4. Midna (Imp, of course)

3. Every girl from Pokemon Sun and Moon.

2. Hat Kid

1. Toph

Umph…Toph is really just…..something else. I mean, she must be an earthbender because she definitely rocks my world.

Furret, you forgot best girl! (ʘᗩʘ')

Here I was expecting some Riff-Raff nonsense, but you're just telling it how it is around here.

op had us in the first 7/10ths, not gonna lie

I am sure Emmy the Robot would make it to that list somewhere. We see her every week.

This list is wrong because I don't see Dr. Cortex anywhere.

innacurate, there's only one furry

Needs more goths, furries, tomboys and robots

Let me show you how to make a good list,boi:

-10 Hex Maniac

-9 Shantae

-8 Zero Suit Samus

-7 Isabelle

-6 Binyot

-5 Emmy the Robot

-4 They Call him Cake's Maggie

-3 AVGN

-2 Dr N word Cortex

-1 You

Nessa and Imp Midna are shit waifus, though.

I don't know enough about Toph and Pyra to make judgments on them.

No. Just no.

I think we are forgetting someone important.

Sexy Pokémon would have a list of their own.

I think you mistook this for a serious thread

I suppose that is true. Keeping it to a top 10 list would be quite difficult as there are so many great waifumons. I would say that Nidoqueen is a bit underrated, as seen here:

Furret I swear to God you are already in horny jail do not upgrade it to a horny asylum.

I know. I know. Most of it is a joke.

Some more to consider:

Lt. Vixen

Renamon, Krystal, Carmelita, and Marion

Kanna (Blaster Master)

Shygal

Waifu Waai Fu

My man forgot numbers existed, the absolute retard

They are listed in no order other than when they came to mind. I am not sure if I could even make a ranked list given how fickle I can be.

Am I the only one around here who doesn't wanna fuck animals? Man I hate this site sometimes.

You're the only one talking about fucking animals

Correct, but I'm also the only one not posting pictures of sexualized animals.

Yet to see any here

Here's one:
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1834659
There are of course more, but I don't care to go through them.

As long as they are sapient and mature enough, there is no problem.

It helps to have fun sometimes.

Bruh,that's Riff-Raff how the hell did this turn into a serious discussion?

It would help if you made that link into an image. The guide can be found here.

Bro, waifus are serious business.

I am this close to declaring this thread a Spider-Man thread

Depends on what you mean by animal. Where on the scale are we talking about?

I see four anthros there
so are you saying animals as in any animals including humans too?
that's a bit weird

This scale? Where it appears to be simian from the neck down?

1-3’s good
past that it’s weird
but hey
as long as it’s a consenting adult

On this scale, anywhere in the 5-3 (human-anthro) range is generally what I consider cool and good, 3 is best.
2 is dangerous territory.
1 gets my cringe receptors firing on all cylinders when I see it…

But that's just me and my views.

Kek
I just realized I put mine backwards
it’s 5-3 that are cool

Can we Raimi?

Have you ever thought about how Nala is one of the few Disney princesses who is a fully sexually mature adult?

The correct answer was "All of the above are cool".
1 and 5 especially

And let's not forget she most likely bitten Simba's balls.

Does Amelia even count as furry if this is her native actual form? Are alien humanoids in the same category as animals?

i think so but im not sure

Ewww yuck. What kind of degenerate would even find any of those appealing? Not only is she not the best princess (she's not in princess form in that pic), she's not even the best pony. Any self respecting person knows Sandwich is best pony, best waifu and best fuck ever.

Okay, that's hot

How is sandwich best pony when marshmallow exists?

Because 42

slams gavel on table ALL IN FAVOR OF MAKING THIS A SPIDER-MAN THREAD?

Fuck you, because 34, you useless, insignificant bastard.

nods True.