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Srsly, yall need to stop putting my riff-raff posts on the top of trending topics.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

You've caved, and you've embraced it.

Are you finally going to convert your name to "Relapsed Ferret" now?

Never!

I’m still at it. I changed my name from rehabilitat ed to rehabilitat ing. So, I’m allowed some leeway.

Here me out here. Put an eyepatch and spike of metal on your avatar and be Punished Furret

You are forgetting the part where he becomes the doppelgänger of another user, going as far as to serve a body double of them.

Does he have to pick a classic novel to have flaming ghosts of follow him around?

"I'm horny and I'm proud"
We're happy for you Furret. I'll tell you there's plenty of great people known to be horny, like JFK and Craig McCracken. Don't be afraid to be who you are.

"Good… Good! Use your venereal feelings, boy! Let the horny flow through you!"

(Funny you start being horny again right as I start working on my "Summer surprise.")

Eyebrow wiggle.

When will you pay for your crimes Furret?

He was a good, devout boi once, but your wicked ways have led him away from the light of the Holey One and now he cavorts with the vile Dark Eldar!

How many more innocent victims will you claim before your thirst for corruption is sated, thou fluffy fiend!

So, on the scale of "Click-Clack" too "BRRRRT", what sort of firepower should I get prepared for this little surprise of yours?

You'll see…