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Yes indeed! I have purchased this image of an edgy pixel art cat which has now taken over my identity. It exists on the environmentally friendly Solana blockchain which uses an energy efficient Proof of Stake consensus protocol, and was purchased for $12 rather than the thousands or millions of dollars you often hear about. As such I have avoided both the environmental degradation and fortune-sized cost popularly associated with NFTs which does nothing to nullify or redeem the fact that I have spent real money on a PNG of a googly-eyed feline which leads nicely into the real point of this thread.

I am looking to hire Know Your Meme's most capable deep-web assassin to deliver the sweet euthanasia upon me which I deserve and crave. A slow, torturous death is preferred. Please state your experience and qualifications below. Fees to be paid in either SOL or Bitcoin. I don't have any real money and my pets are starving.

I love you and I hope you have a great day

An Assassin?

In this economy?

Bah, you'd be best off cutting out the middleman entirely, my friend.

Why don't you just perform The Rite of AshkEnte and summon Death himself.

Presumably you still have a vial of mouse blood available, yes?

Gonna be honest I always thought your pic
was Garrus Vakaram from ass effect

I dont know either I thought it was a weird FF14 Hrothgar or something.