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Inflates you big and round

Exquisite joke

Mistress Fortune when a team of expert economists curb and cut down on inflation, call her cringe, and get Nobel Prizes while blasting Bring Me The Horizon's 'Can You Feel My Heart' .

[blocks your path]

Psst.
Guys.
I don't think it's a joke.

Careful, she might start inflating you

*noises in venezuelan"

the recession is looking rough this year…

that's hot

There are three forces at play: density, energy, and volume. By increasing one of them, one or both of the others must also increase. Filling you increases the density of whatever is inside of you. We will assume for the purposes of this experiment that this is the same temperature as your normal body temperature. In most cases, this would increase the volume (Inflates you big and round). However, this will likely also increase the pressure within your body, due to the increased density of molecules compared to your preinflated self. Increasing the density will make you bigger, but your body will attempt to resist this. This results in increased temperature due to increased friction between molecules which can go beyond what standard human body temperature is.

Thus, most people do find being inflated to be kind of hot.

damn, bro's putting the science degree to good use