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We've chosen several new entry moderators that have done an excellent job with research and collaboration in the database.

The new mods will be Abra, Ogreenworld, JollyOlDoc, and Trick Lobo!

Welcome aboard guys :)

New KYM mods please report to my office for helpful tips/ torturous hazing rituals.

Thanks.

Welcome aboard!

Do they get paid?

Oh good. I was wondering when we would get some new mods. Congrats, guys, and welcome to the mod team.

Yay for promotions!

Hooray! Welcome to the big leagues.

Nice, seems like a pretty decent early Christmas present for them. Congrats you guys!

Glad to be on board, guys. I hope I do a good job. :)

Also, just try to haze me.

I'm a fucking Abra, bitch.

I hope I can make you all proud!

But, seriously, is this count as a job?

I thought Abra was already a mod…

Anyway, congrats guise!

Woke up.

Can’t open presents because my aunt isn’t home yet.

Watched the last episode of TWGOK.

Bored.

“Oh yea! I’m a mod! I can do liek mod stuff!”

“Oh look! There’s a bad entry!” :D

INVALIDORTED >:D

…

Today is a good day.

Welcome.
To HELL.

The secret handshake will be demonstrated shortly.

I tip my hat to you!

Congratulations to all the new Mods. Best of luck in attempting to manage all the submissions that people make, posting in the Forum, editing meme entries, and visiting the IRC all while attempting to retain somewhat of a Social life!

Invalidorted.

Do they get paid?

But, seriously, is this count as a job?

Pictured above: artistic depiction of Tomberry.

I wish…

I always figured Thomas Halle Berry would look like this:

Actually, all the mods look more like this.

Do they get paid?

But, seriously, is this count as a job?

You talkin' bout my benjamin pile?

We are paid in gum.

But I wish I was paid in gum!

Congratulations guys. I know that I'll never get a promotion like that, but that's perfectly fine with me. I know that almost everyone is better than me, and there's basically one internet phrase that I should say to myself: "Deal with it!". If I stay as a researcher for the rest of my time here, that's perfectly fine, because a loser like me never gets what I want. Well…in the words of Frankie: "That's Life!"

Once again, congratulations.

Lucky bastards. I wish I was a mod.

Mellow + funny sentence = instant karma.

Scratch out the word "funny."
Mellow could probably commit multiple murders and get karma for it.

Remember the time I had more Karma than Mellow? Remember why I didn't have more Karma than Mellow after a week of having more karma than her? That's because she attempts to murder anyone who has more karma than her. No, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go hide somewhere.

YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I kinda jelly. Congrats though!

Fun Fact: Me and my twin brother have two different birthdays. He was born before midnight, I was born after midnight.

Congrats to the new mods and to your daughter's wedding. I hope your children will be beautiful and healthy baby boys.

Now for the obligatory Cool Story, Bro picture:

Thats pretty insane, it took me 2 days to be born, and my heart nearly stopped.

How does one become a mod?

You have to be cute.

IF i was a mod, things would get rather…….interesting……

No, just wishful thinking

You've heard the old logic puzzle of the twins who not only have two different birthdays, but the older twin has the birthday after the younger? If you haven't, can you figure out how this is possible?

The older twin was born on New Year's Eve, the younger was born on New Year's Day.

Easy shizzit.

http://tinyurl.com/39rjtm2

I'll tell you how to become a mod, you have to put serious work into your entries. Unfortunatley I don't have the power to make really good entries like the mods do, mine are only so so. Not to mention some of my early ones weren't even memes at all and are deadpooled. To be a mod, you'd have to have little to no entries in the deadpool.

This is true.

Damn.

Great, I'll take my mod upgrade now.

Et tu, Candle?

I like that even better than the answer I had in mind. But that wasn't the answer I had in mind. How could this happen on an arbitrary date?

Any day is eventually after another.