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Slobberin' on Dem Bones

>be me >slobbering on dem bones >thinkin bout how i'ma get that sweet, sweet marrow >hear a noise >turn around >it's a skeleton >i'm so scared >skeleton starts coming towards me >i'm trying to run but my feet are stuck to the ground >skeleton grabs me and starts sucking the marrow out of my bones >it feels so good >i don't wanna die but it feels so good >skeleton finishes and i die
>be me >slobbering on dem bones >thinkin bout how i'ma get that sweet, sweet marrow >hear a noise >turn around >it's a skeleton >i'm so scared >skeleton starts coming towards me >i'm trying to run but my feet are stuck to the ground >skeleton grabs me and starts sucking the marrow out of my bones >it feels so good >i don't wanna die but it feels so good >skeleton finishes and i die

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One True God

Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >trying to find the one true god >end up on 4chan >everyone is talking about the god of the void >i decide to try and summon him >after hours of chanting i finally summon him >he appears before me in all his glory >i ask him to make me his disciple >he says "sure" >then he kills me
Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >trying to find the one true god >end up on 4chan >everyone is talking about the god of the void >i decide to try and summon him >after hours of chanting i finally summon him >he appears before me in all his glory >i ask him to make me his disciple >he says "sure" >then he kills me

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Whelp


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Hungry Snake

>be me >live in the mountains herding goats >don't have toilet >s--- in a hole in the ground >one day, while I'm taking a s---, I see a snake >I start s------- uncontrollably, and the snake eats all my s--- >now I have to s--- in the snake's mouth
>be me >live in the mountains herding goats >don't have toilet >s--- in a hole in the ground >one day, while I'm taking a s---, I see a snake >I start s------- uncontrollably, and the snake eats all my s--- >now I have to s--- in the snake's mouth

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Gas Station Attendant

>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies
>be me >work at a gas station >one day a guy asks if he can drink the gas >idk man he's just really thirsty >he drinks from the pump and dies >the next day another guy comes in and asks the same question >i tell him the same thing and he dies too >now every day someone comes in and asks to drink the gas and i always say no >until one day >a guy comes in and asks to drink the gas and i say no >he starts to get mad >i tell him that if he drinks the gas he'll die >he doesn't believe me >i show him the bodies of the other two guys >he still doesn't believe me >i show him the security footage of them drinking the gas and dying >he still doesn't believe me >i have to kick him out of the store >he's screaming that i'm lying and that i'm just trying to rob him >as he's leaving he says "i'll show you" >he runs into the street and drinks from the pump >he dies

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Pulling on FEH Gacha

write me a 4chan greentext about pulling on FEH gacha >be me >be pulling on FEH gacha >get 5* unit on first pull >be ecstatic >unit is trash >go to bed
write me a 4chan greentext about pulling on FEH gacha >be me >be pulling on FEH gacha >get 5* unit on first pull >be ecstatic >unit is trash >go to bed

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>be me >at kanye west concert

4chan greentext >be me >at kanye west concert >kanye stops music ............ >"i'm sorry everyone, i just can't do this" >crowd boos >kanye runs off stage >be me >in the bathroom >kanye is in the stall next to me >he's crying >i don't know what to do
4chan greentext >be me >at kanye west concert >kanye stops music ............ >"i'm sorry everyone, i just can't do this" >crowd boos >kanye runs off stage >be me >in the bathroom >kanye is in the stall next to me >he's crying >i don't know what to do

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Perfect, 10/10

Write a greentext from 4chan. >be me >have inflation fetish >go to the store to buy some bread >see the price has risen by $0.50 >get so hard I can't even walk straight|
Write a greentext from 4chan. >be me >have inflation fetish >go to the store to buy some bread >see the price has risen by $0.50 >get so hard I can't even walk straight|

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Average /pol/ post


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Amazing AI 4chan shitpost, don't know which entry to post it in.

06/19/22(Sun)21:38:16 No.169843050 : Anonymous Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives 1655654048804.jpg 56 KB JPG >>169843772 # >>169843952 # >>169844136 # >>169844713 # >>169844732 # >>169844757 # >>169845608 # >>169847079 # >>169847256 # >>169848408 # >>169849211 # >>169849337 # >>169849691 #
06/19/22(Sun)21:38:16 No.169843050 : Anonymous Write a 4chan greentext about being an FBI agent >be me >be FBI agent >get call from boss >"We've got a new case for you, it's a doozy" >go to meet boss >he tells me about a terrorist organization >we think they're planning an attack >I'm the only one who can stop them >I go undercover as a member of the organization >wait for weeks, nothing happens >finally, they give me a mission >I'm to plant a bomb at the local mall >I know this is my chance >I plant the bomb and wait >it goes off, hundreds of people are killed >as I walk away, I hear sirens in the distance >I smile to myself, knowing I've just saved lives 1655654048804.jpg 56 KB JPG >>169843772 # >>169843952 # >>169844136 # >>169844713 # >>169844732 # >>169844757 # >>169845608 # >>169847079 # >>169847256 # >>169848408 # >>169849211 # >>169849337 # >>169849691 #

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MFW Frog

>Be me >Roomate is a witch >She's always doing some spooky s--- >I come home and she's making a potion >She sees me and she's like "Oh, hey! >I'm just making a love potion, wanna try it?" >I'm like "No thanks, I don't want to end up with a toad" >She's like "It's not going to turn you into a toad, I promise" >So I try it >I wake up the next morning >I'm a toad
>Be me >Roomate is a witch >She's always doing some spooky s--- >I come home and she's making a potion >She sees me and she's like "Oh, hey! >I'm just making a love potion, wanna try it?" >I'm like "No thanks, I don't want to end up with a toad" >She's like "It's not going to turn you into a toad, I promise" >So I try it >I wake up the next morning >I'm a toad

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That was creative

My sister came up with this intro part and it turned out a lot better than I expected
My sister came up with this intro part and it turned out a lot better than I expected

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AI-non figures out it's still homophobic


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Be Arab In Germany

Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life
Write me a 4chan greentext >be me >be arab >live in germany >one day i want to go to the store >my mom says no >i ask why >she says because i am a terrorist >i am so mad >i go to my room >i cry >i hate my life

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Even the AI knows quality when it sees it

Had some fun with it.
Had some fun with it.

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>be me >eating soup

>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help
>be me >eating soup >there's a guy in it >he's been in there for days >i can't get him out >every time i try to scoop him out with a spoon he just dives back in >i don't know what to do >help

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