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■ Anonymous 02/21/13(Thu)12:54 No. 177445349 [r] 01541541341ipg (24 KB, 440x448) igdb google using new ps4 >watching p--- take off my clothes and lay back in my chair suse d-pad to navigate to top of page >woops, I slipped >oh sh- 3*SONY PLAYSTATION SHARE MODE ACTIVATED* >PS Kinect immediately turns on >Face recognition immediately starts streaming HD footage to my facebook page >Front page of youtube >In social chat everyone is laughing at my penor >People take screenshots and repost them instantly with the share button >My sister downstairs turns on her vita s*recommended for you* >Screams of terror heard from downstairs I'm fumbling with the controller but it's slipping through my spaghetti >No Un-share button >Try navigating through UI >Only options are to like' or 'share' again >Sweating profusely I leap forward, doing my best to cover now flaccid penis >Press power button >Turns off Finally, it's ove >Realise I still hear laughing tw it's only in sleep mode >Can't be turned of >Desperately look around for escape >Look out window, run to it >Thousands of people standing outside laughing tw PS kinect posted my location to google maps >Father breaks into room with a look of total disgust on his face, >He takes one look at me then begins vomiting everywhere >Burst into treats
■ Anonymous 02/21/13(Thu)12:54 No. 177445349 [r] 01541541341ipg (24 KB, 440x448) igdb google using new ps4 >watching p--- take off my clothes and lay back in my chair suse d-pad to navigate to top of page >woops, I slipped >oh sh- 3*SONY PLAYSTATION SHARE MODE ACTIVATED* >PS Kinect immediately turns on >Face recognition immediately starts streaming HD footage to my facebook page >Front page of youtube >In social chat everyone is laughing at my penor >People take screenshots and repost them instantly with the share button >My sister downstairs turns on her vita s*recommended for you* >Screams of terror heard from downstairs I'm fumbling with the controller but it's slipping through my spaghetti >No Un-share button >Try navigating through UI >Only options are to like' or 'share' again >Sweating profusely I leap forward, doing my best to cover now flaccid penis >Press power button >Turns off Finally, it's ove >Realise I still hear laughing tw it's only in sleep mode >Can't be turned of >Desperately look around for escape >Look out window, run to it >Thousands of people standing outside laughing tw PS kinect posted my location to google maps >Father breaks into room with a look of total disgust on his face, >He takes one look at me then begins vomiting everywhere >Burst into treats

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File: 1342961966008.ipg-(49 KB, 620x387, kangaroostreetfighter.jpg) Anonymous (ID: qzFMdMZu) 07/22/12(Sun)08:59:26 No.413905113 α wait outside for 5 hours playing my gameboy >finally get to the ticket window >"One for The Dark Knight Rises, please!" >ticket servant asks "just one?" >"Yes! I am by myself. There is nothing wrong with that and many people do it according to my friends on /tv/. May I please have my ticket now?" >"Your friends on tv? Like, actors?" >"No, Itv is an english-language imageboard based on Japan's popular 2chan, where..." >"Whatever, here's your ticket >Find optimal seating in the theater and listen to the K-On soundtrack on my Zune to pass the time >half an hour before the movie begins I reie forgot my can-opener in the car stext my mom and have her bring it back, meeting her outside >as I go to re-enter the theater I have to wait in line again >realize there are girls near me in line and start shaking uncontrollably >crack my spaghetti can open and start drinking from it to distract myself >they notice and start laughing at my food choice >one girl comes over and begins shaking her rear near me rhythmically >l stumble "B-b-back that ass up" >As I say this she giggles and bumps into me, knocking my spaghetti can into my face the can gets stuck on my retainer and they laugh uproariously cont'd Replies to this post: 22413906098 2413906228 32413909818 32413911123 413911138 Ps □ Anonymous (ID: nG9ktok5) 07/22/12(Sun)08:59:34 No.413905125 >l run outside and burst into treats, call my mom >"It happened again!" >as she says shell come back I hear thunderous clapping coming from the theater, as is the local custom srealize that Christopher Nolan's: The Dark Knight Returns is starting and now is my only chance to see it >decide IDGAF, I am seeing this movie, and march in through the security exit into my theater with the spaghetti can still hanging from my braces >as I come through the door the credits are starting >a black gentleman in the first row shouts "YO DIS N---- BE WEARIN A GAS MASK OR SOME S---" >entire theater starts pointing and laughing >start farting uncontrollably >the farts will not stop and smell like death >the front rows start coughing and tearing up from the smell of my farts >many people from the front rows rush out of the theater >as they run out a man drops his standard American issue assault rifle >pick it up for him, "y-y-you dropped th-this >as I hand it to him the trigger gets stuck on my cape >the gun starts firing into the crowd, hitting lolis and normalfags all over the place >everyone runs out of the theater >my farts keep coming and turns into diarrhea streaming down my leg >the local constable and his squad rush in screaming "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GET ON THE GROUND!" >y-y-you t-too" Replies to this post: 241 Ps □ Anonymous (ID: tWkQT4P1) 07/22/12(Sun)09:01:20 No.413905328 10/10 would read again Ps □ Anonymous (ID: UlOC5UKE) 07/22/12(Sun)09:03:48 No.413905597 >Find optimal seating in the theater and listen to the K-On soundtrack on my Zune to pass the time >as they run out a man drops his standard American issue assault rifle >pick it up for him, "y-y-you dropped th-this" Jesus christ my sides
File: 1342961966008.ipg-(49 KB, 620x387, kangaroostreetfighter.jpg) Anonymous (ID: qzFMdMZu) 07/22/12(Sun)08:59:26 No.413905113 α wait outside for 5 hours playing my gameboy >finally get to the ticket window >"One for The Dark Knight Rises, please!" >ticket servant asks "just one?" >"Yes! I am by myself. There is nothing wrong with that and many people do it according to my friends on /tv/. May I please have my ticket now?" >"Your friends on tv? Like, actors?" >"No, Itv is an english-language imageboard based on Japan's popular 2chan, where..." >"Whatever, here's your ticket >Find optimal seating in the theater and listen to the K-On soundtrack on my Zune to pass the time >half an hour before the movie begins I reie forgot my can-opener in the car stext my mom and have her bring it back, meeting her outside >as I go to re-enter the theater I have to wait in line again >realize there are girls near me in line and start shaking uncontrollably >crack my spaghetti can open and start drinking from it to distract myself >they notice and start laughing at my food choice >one girl comes over and begins shaking her rear near me rhythmically >l stumble "B-b-back that ass up" >As I say this she giggles and bumps into me, knocking my spaghetti can into my face the can gets stuck on my retainer and they laugh uproariously cont'd Replies to this post: 22413906098 2413906228 32413909818 32413911123 413911138 Ps □ Anonymous (ID: nG9ktok5) 07/22/12(Sun)08:59:34 No.413905125 >l run outside and burst into treats, call my mom >"It happened again!" >as she says shell come back I hear thunderous clapping coming from the theater, as is the local custom srealize that Christopher Nolan's: The Dark Knight Returns is starting and now is my only chance to see it >decide IDGAF, I am seeing this movie, and march in through the security exit into my theater with the spaghetti can still hanging from my braces >as I come through the door the credits are starting >a black gentleman in the first row shouts "YO DIS N---- BE WEARIN A GAS MASK OR SOME S---" >entire theater starts pointing and laughing >start farting uncontrollably >the farts will not stop and smell like death >the front rows start coughing and tearing up from the smell of my farts >many people from the front rows rush out of the theater >as they run out a man drops his standard American issue assault rifle >pick it up for him, "y-y-you dropped th-this >as I hand it to him the trigger gets stuck on my cape >the gun starts firing into the crowd, hitting lolis and normalfags all over the place >everyone runs out of the theater >my farts keep coming and turns into diarrhea streaming down my leg >the local constable and his squad rush in screaming "PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND GET ON THE GROUND!" >y-y-you t-too" Replies to this post: 241 Ps □ Anonymous (ID: tWkQT4P1) 07/22/12(Sun)09:01:20 No.413905328 10/10 would read again Ps □ Anonymous (ID: UlOC5UKE) 07/22/12(Sun)09:03:48 No.413905597 >Find optimal seating in the theater and listen to the K-On soundtrack on my Zune to pass the time >as they run out a man drops his standard American issue assault rifle >pick it up for him, "y-y-you dropped th-this" Jesus christ my sides

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File: 1338794837362ipg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" > "Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3 >Gabe gets shot
File: 1338794837362ipg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" > "Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3 >Gabe gets shot

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Col.NOTHING SPECIAD] ㄒㄧ THERE WERE ONLY A FEW CoOKIES LEFT, WOAH, STOP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HERE SO I POURED MY MIL IN THE EMPTY CHAMBER. SAVES ON DISHES YOU KNOW? HUH? OH, MY GOD IT HAS THE ADDED BENEFIT OF SOAKING UP LEFT-OVER CRUMBS FROM- HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? ©2012 Ronnie Fayaw WHOMPCOMIC.COM
Col.NOTHING SPECIAD] ㄒㄧ THERE WERE ONLY A FEW CoOKIES LEFT, WOAH, STOP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HERE SO I POURED MY MIL IN THE EMPTY CHAMBER. SAVES ON DISHES YOU KNOW? HUH? OH, MY GOD IT HAS THE ADDED BENEFIT OF SOAKING UP LEFT-OVER CRUMBS FROM- HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? ©2012 Ronnie Fayaw WHOMPCOMIC.COM

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Anonymous 06/23/10(Wed)05:15:2 No.9665160 >Dad makes a mistake >Bring up his former coke problem >Dad sighs and walks away Mom bursts into treats every f------.argument.
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>> Anonymous 06/23/10(Wed)06: 1 2:0 No.9665592 > Be fat > Diet hard for 6 months, lose 50lbs >Order XL pizza, decide i'll only do it once > 10 months later, fatter than ever >Burst into treats
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Home > All Categories> Family & Relationships> Family> Resolved Question Resolved Question Show me another 》 l made my mom burst into treats earlier. How can Chris make it up to her? Alright so my mom is a 2nd generation Italian, so she strictly believes in Sunday being a family day (Church, meals, Nintendo Wii, etc.) and once a month she cooks her grandmother's recipe of pasta. A few years ago, this was the meal I looked forward to above no other, but recently she developed a gluten allergy. Unfortunately, she now buys some pretty awful gluten-free pasta that even my dad doesn't like Earlier today at dinner, my mom was serving pasta and she got up from the table to briefly use the restroom. While she was in there, I stuffed the spaghetti on my plate into my pockets. When she returned, I told her l enjoyed the pasta very much and continued eating the Italian bread, meatballs, and green beans. When I finished, I asked to be dismissed from the table and she let me go. However, when l stood up, I slipped on some ice that had melted and the spaghetti fell out of my pockets She quickly got up to help me, but noticed that the spaghetti had fallen out of my pockets. She started yelling something in Italian and left the room while bursting into treats. I figured my dad would get upset at me, so l took me car keys and drove to Gamestop while things cooled down. I walked into the store to casually browse the Wii games to pick something up for my younger siblings. I picked up the new Legend of Zelda game and brought it to the register, but the employee suddenly turned into a bear and chased me out to my car. Now my car won't start and I'm stuck here posting this from my phone. What should I do to make things right with my mom? 3 days ago Report Abuse Additional Details Thank you for the suggestions so far. I plan on talking to her upon my return home The problem right now is getting there at a. The bear won't leave and it looks pretty hungry. Since my mom burst into treats, I don't exactly want to call her to pick me up 3 days ago Best Answer - Chosen by Asker Well first CALL HER TO PICK YO UP. And just tell her how you feel. Tell her that next year you can try something different Alisa Smith 3 days ago Report Abuse 1 person rated this as good Asker's Rating: I took your advice and, when she arrived, the bear was still there. I quickly opened the door, got on the floor, and walked the dinosaur. I dont know where I'd be without you thank vou so much!
Home > All Categories> Family & Relationships> Family> Resolved Question Resolved Question Show me another 》 l made my mom burst into treats earlier. How can Chris make it up to her? Alright so my mom is a 2nd generation Italian, so she strictly believes in Sunday being a family day (Church, meals, Nintendo Wii, etc.) and once a month she cooks her grandmother's recipe of pasta. A few years ago, this was the meal I looked forward to above no other, but recently she developed a gluten allergy. Unfortunately, she now buys some pretty awful gluten-free pasta that even my dad doesn't like Earlier today at dinner, my mom was serving pasta and she got up from the table to briefly use the restroom. While she was in there, I stuffed the spaghetti on my plate into my pockets. When she returned, I told her l enjoyed the pasta very much and continued eating the Italian bread, meatballs, and green beans. When I finished, I asked to be dismissed from the table and she let me go. However, when l stood up, I slipped on some ice that had melted and the spaghetti fell out of my pockets She quickly got up to help me, but noticed that the spaghetti had fallen out of my pockets. She started yelling something in Italian and left the room while bursting into treats. I figured my dad would get upset at me, so l took me car keys and drove to Gamestop while things cooled down. I walked into the store to casually browse the Wii games to pick something up for my younger siblings. I picked up the new Legend of Zelda game and brought it to the register, but the employee suddenly turned into a bear and chased me out to my car. Now my car won't start and I'm stuck here posting this from my phone. What should I do to make things right with my mom? 3 days ago Report Abuse Additional Details Thank you for the suggestions so far. I plan on talking to her upon my return home The problem right now is getting there at a. The bear won't leave and it looks pretty hungry. Since my mom burst into treats, I don't exactly want to call her to pick me up 3 days ago Best Answer - Chosen by Asker Well first CALL HER TO PICK YO UP. And just tell her how you feel. Tell her that next year you can try something different Alisa Smith 3 days ago Report Abuse 1 person rated this as good Asker's Rating: I took your advice and, when she arrived, the bear was still there. I quickly opened the door, got on the floor, and walked the dinosaur. I dont know where I'd be without you thank vou so much!

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Anonymous 07/20/10(Tue)04:08:1 No.10187641 >Halloween >Got no candy because so many pedos >My mom bursts into treats >just for me thanks mom >Best candy ever
Anonymous 07/20/10(Tue)04:08:1 No.10187641 >Halloween >Got no candy because so many pedos >My mom bursts into treats >just for me thanks mom >Best candy ever

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Anonymous 10/04/10Mon)03:21:1 No.11391076 Both of these are me, but I'll do it from the perspective of another student because I was outside the classroom both times >be in music class teacher is talking about how her dad was in hospital dying of a terminal illness everyone has sadface awkward tension >awkward tension everywhere >kid who is always late comes into classroom, says loudly OD MORNING VIETNAM >class bursts into treats e feels like s--- Another time, same music class but with a fat indian sub >kid and I are being little s---- >kid gets sent out of classroom >kid keeps trying to open the door >laughter.jpg teacher comes and locks door, stands beside door for a while >kid puts a piece of paper through crack in door >says "BITCH" on it in huge letters teacher doesn't notice minutes pass entire class giggling teacher finally notices and takes paper >continues to stand by door >another piece of paper with "BITCH" on it comes through teacher doesn't notice second time either attempts to teach for at least 5 minutes >class is laughing hysterically teacher finally notices paper again takes it, goes outside and closes door vells at kid for what seems like forever >sound of paper ripping >kid laughs >we laugh teacher comes back in >some other kid calls her a bitch >class is reaching critical mass from laughter teacher bursts into treats and runs out never hear about the situation again Good times, good times. Thankfully I've matured quite a bit, and my new music teacher and I are cool with each other
Anonymous 10/04/10Mon)03:21:1 No.11391076 Both of these are me, but I'll do it from the perspective of another student because I was outside the classroom both times >be in music class teacher is talking about how her dad was in hospital dying of a terminal illness everyone has sadface awkward tension >awkward tension everywhere >kid who is always late comes into classroom, says loudly OD MORNING VIETNAM >class bursts into treats e feels like s--- Another time, same music class but with a fat indian sub >kid and I are being little s---- >kid gets sent out of classroom >kid keeps trying to open the door >laughter.jpg teacher comes and locks door, stands beside door for a while >kid puts a piece of paper through crack in door >says "BITCH" on it in huge letters teacher doesn't notice minutes pass entire class giggling teacher finally notices and takes paper >continues to stand by door >another piece of paper with "BITCH" on it comes through teacher doesn't notice second time either attempts to teach for at least 5 minutes >class is laughing hysterically teacher finally notices paper again takes it, goes outside and closes door vells at kid for what seems like forever >sound of paper ripping >kid laughs >we laugh teacher comes back in >some other kid calls her a bitch >class is reaching critical mass from laughter teacher bursts into treats and runs out never hear about the situation again Good times, good times. Thankfully I've matured quite a bit, and my new music teacher and I are cool with each other

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Anonymous 08/09/100Mon)18:01:3 No.10577364 usual day of basement dwelling >see arcanine thread about being alpha >decide that this time it will happen throw open my front door >confidently march out onto street >see hot girls walking past me muster up all my courage and look them in the eye and smile they look at me and then at each other and burst into peals of laughter (laughinggirls.exe) they walk off still laughing and I hear then saying he's creepy go back to basement and burst into treats
Anonymous 08/09/100Mon)18:01:3 No.10577364 usual day of basement dwelling >see arcanine thread about being alpha >decide that this time it will happen throw open my front door >confidently march out onto street >see hot girls walking past me muster up all my courage and look them in the eye and smile they look at me and then at each other and burst into peals of laughter (laughinggirls.exe) they walk off still laughing and I hear then saying he's creepy go back to basement and burst into treats

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Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)11:24:11 No. 647210 penis inspection day fourth grade >nurse won't stop fondling me tells me that she's "always wanted to do it with a bear" >i look down >im a bear nurse is fondling my bear penis >suddenly nurse is also a bear >we have bear sex >noises cause everyon e in the hall to burst into treat principal comes in, breaks us apart with the force of the spaghetti coming out of his pockets >i grab my cape and fedora and gtfo, careful to not slip in the principal's marinara sauce F------ Gamestop.
Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)11:24:11 No. 647210 penis inspection day fourth grade >nurse won't stop fondling me tells me that she's "always wanted to do it with a bear" >i look down >im a bear nurse is fondling my bear penis >suddenly nurse is also a bear >we have bear sex >noises cause everyon e in the hall to burst into treat principal comes in, breaks us apart with the force of the spaghetti coming out of his pockets >i grab my cape and fedora and gtfo, careful to not slip in the principal's marinara sauce F------ Gamestop.

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