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Just one size too small? sounds too optimistic

Marco Biagi @MarcoGBiagi By age 35 you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes one size too small that you keep in eternal optimism that you'll fit in them again one day.
Marco Biagi @MarcoGBiagi By age 35 you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes one size too small that you keep in eternal optimism that you'll fit in them again one day.

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Runnin up that hill

lil sigourney weaver achiever Follow @internetlauren by the age of 30 you should be -running up that road -running up that hill -running up that building 11:16 PM - 25 Nov 2018
lil sigourney weaver achiever Follow @internetlauren by the age of 30 you should be -running up that road -running up that hill -running up that building 11:16 PM - 25 Nov 2018

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Landslide

Jess Noé @therealjessnoe Follow By the age of 30 you should have: -took your love -took it down -climbed a mountain -turned around -seen your reflection in the snow covered hills 11:36 PM-24 Nov 2018
Jess Noé @therealjessnoe Follow By the age of 30 you should have: -took your love -took it down -climbed a mountain -turned around -seen your reflection in the snow covered hills 11:36 PM-24 Nov 2018

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Kate Brauning

Kate Brauning @KateBrauning Follow By age 30 you should have: $3 in savings $5,000 in credit card debt Existential dread A favorite spoon One half-dead plant you feel really bad about because your mom keeps asking for grandkids but you're not ready and you thought this basil plant would be a good place to start 11:43 PM-22 Nov 2018
Kate Brauning @KateBrauning Follow By age 30 you should have: $3 in savings $5,000 in credit card debt Existential dread A favorite spoon One half-dead plant you feel really bad about because your mom keeps asking for grandkids but you're not ready and you thought this basil plant would be a good place to start 11:43 PM-22 Nov 2018

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By Age 30

rachelle toarmino @rchlltrmn Follow by age 30 you should have: -two types of rice in your pantry -a daily spf 50 -heated blanket -a TON of anxiety -figured out your moon and rising -debt 12:30 AM-22 Nov 2018
rachelle toarmino @rchlltrmn Follow by age 30 you should have: -two types of rice in your pantry -a daily spf 50 -heated blanket -a TON of anxiety -figured out your moon and rising -debt 12:30 AM-22 Nov 2018

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Talking Heads

Dylan @dylmdav Follow by 35 you should have a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife and you should ask yourself "well, how did I get here?" 1:28 AM -20 May 2018
Dylan @dylmdav Follow by 35 you should have a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife and you should ask yourself "well, how did I get here?" 1:28 AM -20 May 2018

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Ancient Evil

Julius Goat a@JuliusGoat Follow By 35 you should have returned to your childhood home to discover the ancient evil you and your friends thought you'd defeated when you were all 12 has risen again, say retirement experts. 12:23 PM -16 May 2018
Julius Goat a@JuliusGoat Follow By 35 you should have returned to your childhood home to discover the ancient evil you and your friends thought you'd defeated when you were all 12 has risen again, say retirement experts. 12:23 PM -16 May 2018

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Cords

Lori G @LoriG Follow By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones 1:09 AM-19 May 2018
Lori G @LoriG Follow By age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can't throw them out because you're pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you're not sure which ones 1:09 AM-19 May 2018

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Dumb Fork

Nutella Enchanted @chrisopotamia Follow By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don't like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it. 11:07 PM-19 May 2018
Nutella Enchanted @chrisopotamia Follow By age 35 you should have at least one fork in your cutlery drawer that you just don't like, and actively frown at if you accidentally grab it. 11:07 PM-19 May 2018

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Salary

Leesha Hannigan @LeeshaHannigan Follow Salary is a grass pokémon right MarketWatch. @MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 5:36 PM -14 May 2018
Leesha Hannigan @LeeshaHannigan Follow Salary is a grass pokémon right MarketWatch. @MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 5:36 PM -14 May 2018

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Nailing It

Adriel Wallick Follow @MsMinotaur As a freelancer, I don't actually have a yearly salary...so I'm nailing it 6$ MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 10:42 AM -15 May 2018
Adriel Wallick Follow @MsMinotaur As a freelancer, I don't actually have a yearly salary...so I'm nailing it 6$ MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 10:42 AM -15 May 2018

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Unrealistic

Anna Hughes Follow @AnnaGHughes By 42, you should be able to lift thrice your own weight By 16, you should have written your first screenplay By 8, you should have your self portrait hanging in the Philadelphia museum of art. MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 3:11 AM - 15 May 2018
Anna Hughes Follow @AnnaGHughes By 42, you should be able to lift thrice your own weight By 16, you should have written your first screenplay By 8, you should have your self portrait hanging in the Philadelphia museum of art. MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 3:11 AM - 15 May 2018

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Roll Safe

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More Debt

Clinton and Obama Dem... Follow @emanzi Replying to @MarketWatch l think you meant to say, By 35 you should have debt twice your salary. 2:30 PM-14 May 2018 from Fish Hawk, FL
Clinton and Obama Dem... Follow @emanzi Replying to @MarketWatch l think you meant to say, By 35 you should have debt twice your salary. 2:30 PM-14 May 2018 from Fish Hawk, FL

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When Did My Mom...

Erica Henderson Ф @EricaFails Follow When did my mom start writing articles MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 12:38 PM -15 May 2018
Erica Henderson Ф @EricaFails Follow When did my mom start writing articles MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 12:38 PM -15 May 2018

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Be Rich

Mark Agee @MarkAgee Follow Everyone's roasting this, but to be fair "be rich" is very good financial advice MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 10:42 PM -14 May 2018
Mark Agee @MarkAgee Follow Everyone's roasting this, but to be fair "be rich" is very good financial advice MarketWatch@MarketWatch By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: on.mktw.net/2Gb4UDC 10:42 PM -14 May 2018

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